Would you smoke crack for guaranteed entry into heaven?

[ThaChozenWun]

No one will give you a direct answer those who dont believe in the great creator will come in and give you a credible reason, those who are Gods warriors will come in and give you a thousand verses and scriptures which 2/3rds of them have nothing to do with the question then say something like, "Yes if he asked me to", "this isnt an argument I wont answer something like this because it has no mention in the bible", or "I been smokin crack why you think I believe in a book written by people 100 years after jesus died, oh did I mention i believe the jesus story told about him but not the other 20 times it was told the exact same way in times before him."

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

No one will give you a direct answer those who dont believe in the great creator will come in and give you a credible reason, those who are Gods warriors will come in and give you a thousand verses and scriptures which 2/3rds of them have nothing to do with the question then say something like, "Yes if he asked me to", "this isnt an argument I wont answer something like this because it has no mention in the bible", or "I been smokin crack why you think I believe in a book written by people 100 years after jesus died, oh did I mention i believe the jesus story told about him but not the other 20 times it was told the exact same way in times before him."

LMAO @ you getting "deep" with this shit.

 

[getchamoneyrigh]

This is a dumb question. There is alot worse that one would do for access to heavan. Smoke crack? It is not even addicting, the high is. It is almost like would you have sex to get into heavan. Ah yeah sex is good shit.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

This is a dumb question. There is alot worse that one would do for access to heavan. Smoke crack? It is not even addicting, the high is. It is almost like would you have sex to get into heavan. Ah yeah sex is good shit.

So smoking hard is good shit like sex huh?

Id rather get my dick wet then end up selling all my shit and eventually ending up homeless. Matter fact sex addicts dont even sell their own stuff for some booty so where are you getting your comparison?

 

[KLICHE]

i swear i see some ridiculous ass posts from the r + r crowd. so i figured i'd post my own.

sorry, but so far this is the only ridiculous post/thread i've come across

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

you know mother mary committed suicide

real talk. that shit isn't in your beloved bible.

 

[KLICHE]

you know mother mary committed suicide

real talk. that shit isn't in your beloved bible.

how do you know this?

btw why is it my beloved bible? I am not Christian

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Ask a crack head and they'll tell ya crack is heaven.

 

[getchamoneyrigh]

So smoking hard is good shit like sex huh?

Id rather get my dick wet then end up selling all my shit and eventually ending up homeless. Matter fact sex addicts dont even sell their own stuff for some booty so where are you getting your comparison?

I was under the impression smoking crack once not a lifetime of the shit. Anyways they both bring a sense of pleasure, so I drew the comparison because they both bring short term pleasure.