Why You Should Always Have Sex On A First Date

[deadeye]

@‌deadeye

claimed to have been raped (people who've known her longer than I have claim she's lying about it being rape, i suspend judgement on this)

Let dudes watch her get fucked at random houses, justifies it by saying she was "With" the dude

Allegedly fucked in a church, during service smfh

fucked one of the homies from the hood (smash and dash)

ass eating

feet fetish

loves sucking dick, shared plenty stories about it on some bragging shit

I mean bruh the shit she told me was golden if my only intent was to smash, but it was horrifying for a nigga that just dropped off his cape at the dry-cleaners for this bitch. It is what it is though, charge it to the game

^ Absolutely vile.

If you still had sex with her after that I'm surprised your dick didn't turn green & fall off in the shower.

I found all this out a while after we had already started, but I'm still not absolved of guilt because I continued to smash after I found out * 'Ye shrug*. Don't judge me bish

@DWO‌

I stayed in Saturday to work on this hard ass take home exam (being graded as a final) but I smashed some random bitch off ig last night. She was kinda over the weight limit but she was pretty and it was 2 in the morning.

@RiGGA‌

Link to her instagram?

 

[Dupac]

she sounds like a great person, i'm happy you guys were able to hit it off so quickly

 

[DR. JEK]

Realk talk, I was dating this bitch with a body-count in excess of 100. I mentally broke up with her the minute she told me (i was Istill smashin for a month or two afterwards tho), cuz nigga i can do math. Check this out.

Age: 24

Lost virginity @: 17

Was with her first (who she lost it to) for: 1.5 years

Was with another dude for: 1 year

minor relationships in between, ill estimate to: .5 years

24-17= 7-->7-1.5=5.5 -->5.5-1=4.5 --> 4.5-.5= 4.

4 years, 100 dicks bruh? Bruh....she claim she never cheated so these are accurate figures. Bruh thats 2 BRAND NEW DICKS every month for 4 years straight.

I said that to say you niggas can call me young all you want (I'm 22) but this bitch scarred me for life. She told me the number with the most shameful eyes ive ever seen, like she relived getting ran through in her head as she told me. Smh the more i stuck around after she told me the more I noticed how broken this bitch was. I can no longer court a woman that's had more dicks in her than her age, period.

Nigga shut up ..... You talking about all this trauma her body count put you thru yet even after you found out her number you were still fuckin the brawd?

Young nigga shit.

Man, I hear you I really do but...

That bitch was a seasoned vet...She literally would dance when she was riding it; she kept the dick still inside. Bruh I thought that shit was just a legend...Seeing her do the shit she did was like a nigga catching Tupac in traffic SHIT WAS UNREAL MY NIGGA.

Now lets get some things straight here I'm a college boy nahmean I been out here 4 years so I've ran through my fair share of pussy. I'm talmbout the second night I moved in freshman year I was smashing a junior...I'm in a frat, etc. etc. so my nigga I done been in the trenches...But when I laid down wit her for the first time REAL SHIT I was like

So man to man, you gotta understand how a nigga KNEW in his mind & heart he couldn't be with this slut ass bitch, but I just couldn't let go of the pussy bruh...

This shit gotta be a canidate for post of the year, om dyin over here lol

 

[5th Letter]

Y'all are grown i don't see why not.

 

[blacktux]

Funny thread, but its not practical and wont end well.

I already knew who would be riding those negative reactions in this here thread.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

so did hoes and cats with low expectations express their aint shitness?

 

[LUClEN]

terrible idea

 

[Dupac]

so did hoes and cats with low expectations express their aint shitness?

you mean responsible and confident adults who enjoy the act of sex?

 

[King_MOEbra]

Me and my woman met last January 8 for the first time, after talking to each other on Tagged about a week prior. We smashed when we first met and our relationship became official on May 16-three days after my birthday. Our one-year anniversary is next Friday. What this proves is just because you and a person smash the first time y'all meet, doesn't mean that it's not going to work.

 

[Dupac]

this plat thread in the powder room was brought to you by @‌DWO

please continue to support this poster and all his future endeavors

 

[Meta_Conscious]

so did hoes and cats with low expectations express their aint shitness?

you mean responsible and confident adults who enjoy the act of sex?

those words don't mean what u think they do.

 

[RiGGA]

Niggas finding love on tagged....

#thiscantbelife

 

[jetlifebih]

Me and my woman met last January 8 for the first time, after talking to each other on Tagged about a week prior. We smashed when we first met and our relationship became official on May 16-three days after my birthday. Our one-year anniversary is next Friday. What this proves is just because you and a person smash the first time y'all meet, doesn't mean that it's not going to work.

Lmao bruh you know tagged is a meet and greet Fuck site??...

But my last relationship lasted 7 years and I fucked on the first night...

 

[King_MOEbra]

Me and my woman met last January 8 for the first time, after talking to each other on Tagged about a week prior. We smashed when we first met and our relationship became official on May 16-three days after my birthday. Our one-year anniversary is next Friday. What this proves is just because you and a person smash the first time y'all meet, doesn't mean that it's not going to work.

Lmao bruh you know tagged is a meet and greet Fuck site??...

But my last relationship lasted 7 years and I fucked on the first night...

lol Bruh, I fucked a total of 14 ladies off Tagged, it's just that I managed to find the one and neither of us was looking for anything serious at the time.