Why is your significant other mad at you today?

[So ILL]

Because she tried to roast by calling me all of these fat celebrities like Heavy D, Big Pun and Homer Simpson, but had the nerve to get mad when I said she looked like Marge and that she didn't have no ass.

She'll be alright.

 

[soul rattler]

Cause she got me sick I had "the nerve" to blame her even though I got sick after kissing her while she was sick.

Tonsillitis is a bitch.

 

[BenjaminE]

smh almost forgot this shit yesterday they had a event at a local park had a bunch of mini sporting events so im throwing the football around with her little cousin, got some kids together to play a 4v4 i was offical qb this young tinder ask is she can throw the ball, so i give it to her she throws the ball she makes a little side joke we haha we keep it moving

when we get home

" she was flirting with you"

im like how?

" I notice you noticing her notice you"

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

she look mad young tho and all she did was ask to throw the ball

" so what she was young"

In all honestly im trying to teach this young fatherless niggas how to play football on a basic street level these little niggas looked lost as shit

by the time i was there age i was playing against grown men these niggas dont know the basic rules and lost interest in like 5 min shit is sad i still occasionally play football with the niggas from my child hood

Shit happens to me all the time... if she was flirtin then she was flirtin... what you supposed to do? Not let her throw the ball? Not laugh at her joke?

Next time just admit it...

"Oh, you saw it too?" or "So it's not just me..."

 

[wmj710]

Who even knows, I Dont think she's happy unless she mad about something.

 

[700]

I been out chasing money and not going to see her or chill wit her

She pissed boy...

It's only been two days

 

[texas409]

I got drunk and called her a bitch. Don't think she my S/O no more doe. Won't even answer my calls or txts smh I need 2 just stick 2 trees and lean. Nvr a problem when I'm on dat

Damn man I was just saying I need to stop drinking. I kinda cursed out this chick I was talking too when I was gone off that liquor. Bitch burnt rubber on me so quick now she won't return calls or txt. Fuck liquor yo!

 

[LOLCL]

Because she feels bad about herself.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Who cares

 

[D. Morgan]

Shits been good the past few days.

Whatever problems may come up bitch better get over it by the time the fight come on Saturday because I'm not going to give one single solitary fuck about what she feels.

STFU until the fight over then I can listen/hear a small percentage of the shit you bitching over!

 

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[nex gin]

So we were laying in the bed watching Game Of Thrones last night & a brothel scene came on. I happened to do a double take at one point cause one of the hookers had a nice ass. I'm not sure if it was the fact that she caught me doing the double take or the fact that I said "mmm hmmm" when I saw the ass, but whatever it was she was not amused.

Her: "Oh so you looking at them white bitch's ass huh. You like that huh?"

Me: "No....no babe I wasn't even paying attention. I was clearing my throat".

Her: "Umm hmm. You ain't gotta lie nigga". I know you like them white bitches.

Me: **immediately starts looking for a distraction**

Her: Naw it's cool....

Me: **says something even more stupid**........"Naw babe....they aren't even my type"

Her: Oh so you have a type now? Wtf you mean "type".

Me: **again not thinking...**......Meh....I'm more into the Jessica Biel type ( not sure why I said her, but I'm pretty sure it was because I saw her in an Illpix thread yesterday & she was just the first white chick that came to mind )

Her: **utters some non-descript curse words under her breath & rolls over w/ her back to me**

.................that moment when you realize that you aren't getting sex tonight..

 

[HafBayked]

So we were laying in the bed watching Game Of Thrones last night & a brothel scene came on. I happened to do a double take at one point cause one of the hookers had a nice ass. I'm not sure if it was the fact that she caught me doing the double take or the fact that I said "mmm hmmm" when I saw the ass, but whatever it was she was not amused.

Her: "Oh so you looking at them white bitch's ass huh. You like that huh?"

Me: "No....no babe I wasn't even paying attention. I was clearing my throat".

Her: "Umm hmm. You ain't gotta lie nigga". I know you like them white bitches.

Me: **immediately starts looking for a distraction**

Her: Naw it's cool....

Me: **says something even more stupid**........"Naw babe....they aren't even my type"

Her: Oh so you have a type now? Wtf you mean "type".

Me: **again not thinking...**......Meh....I'm more into the Jessica Biel type ( not sure why I said her, but I'm pretty sure it was because I saw her in an Illpix thread yesterday & she was just the first white chick that came to mind )

Her: **utters some non-descript curse words under her breath & rolls over w/ her back to me**

.................that moment when you realize that you aren't getting sex tonight..

fail....u did that all wrong and then jumped right in the fire

when we out or watching tv i be lookin at them hoes like

now thats a damn shame she know she need to put some clothes on....she just lettin everybody know thats all she's worth smh

you see dis shit?

noooo self respect..........nooone

 

[soul rattler]

Whenever a woman asks what your type is, you tell her that SHE'S your type.

I thought that was common knowledge.

 

[D. Morgan]

So we were laying in the bed watching Game Of Thrones last night & a brothel scene came on. I happened to do a double take at one point cause one of the hookers had a nice ass. I'm not sure if it was the fact that she caught me doing the double take or the fact that I said "mmm hmmm" when I saw the ass, but whatever it was she was not amused.

Her: "Oh so you looking at them white bitch's ass huh. You like that huh?"

Me: "No....no babe I wasn't even paying attention. I was clearing my throat".

Her: "Umm hmm. You ain't gotta lie nigga". I know you like them white bitches.

Me: **immediately starts looking for a distraction**

Her: Naw it's cool....

Me: **says something even more stupid**........"Naw babe....they aren't even my type"

Her: Oh so you have a type now? Wtf you mean "type".

Me: **again not thinking...**......Meh....I'm more into the Jessica Biel type ( not sure why I said her, but I'm pretty sure it was because I saw her in an Illpix thread yesterday & she was just the first white chick that came to mind )

Her: **utters some non-descript curse words under her breath & rolls over w/ her back to me**

.................that moment when you realize that you aren't getting sex tonight..

You know your woman thinks damn near all women are your type when they mad at you for thinking you find another woman attractive IN FRONT OF THEM.

Also there is no correct answer when in this situation. You can't even tell your woman how good you think she looks cause she will see it as you just BSing her to get the arguement over.

We as men get in some fucked up situations with our women

LLS

 

[nex gin]

So we were laying in the bed watching Game Of Thrones last night & a brothel scene came on. I happened to do a double take at one point cause one of the hookers had a nice ass. I'm not sure if it was the fact that she caught me doing the double take or the fact that I said "mmm hmmm" when I saw the ass, but whatever it was she was not amused.

Her: "Oh so you looking at them white bitch's ass huh. You like that huh?"

Me: "No....no babe I wasn't even paying attention. I was clearing my throat".

Her: "Umm hmm. You ain't gotta lie nigga". I know you like them white bitches.

Me: **immediately starts looking for a distraction**

Her: Naw it's cool....

Me: **says something even more stupid**........"Naw babe....they aren't even my type"

Her: Oh so you have a type now? Wtf you mean "type".

Me: **again not thinking...**......Meh....I'm more into the Jessica Biel type ( not sure why I said her, but I'm pretty sure it was because I saw her in an Illpix thread yesterday & she was just the first white chick that came to mind )

Her: **utters some non-descript curse words under her breath & rolls over w/ her back to me**

.................that moment when you realize that you aren't getting sex tonight..

fail....u did that all wrong and then jumped right in the fire

when we out or watching tv i be lookin at them hoes like

now thats a damn shame she know she need to put some clothes on....she just lettin everybody know thats all she's worth smh

you see dis shit?

noooo self respect..........nooone

lol......yeah I fucked that all the way up. I'll hold that L. She wouldn't fall for that other approach though. She'd just be like "ummm hmmm" and give me that "I know you're checking that bitch out...I ain't stupid" look. She knows what I like a little too well...lol

 

[King Erauno]

i told her she was selfish. fuck how she feels

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

I got drunk and called her a bitch. Don't think she my S/O no more doe. Won't even answer my calls or txts smh I need 2 just stick 2 trees and lean. Nvr a problem when I'm on dat

Damn man I was just saying I need to stop drinking. I kinda cursed out this chick I was talking too when I was gone off that liquor. Bitch burnt rubber on me so quick now she won't return calls or txt. Fuck liquor yo!

Yeah man. I actually feel kinda bad cuz she WAS my girl and all. Oh well take some of these hydrocodones 2 deal with tha pain lol

 

[willywanker]

I had her chocolates when I was baked last night, I told her not to leave them lying around.

 

[L.O.S.T.]

She was supposed to get induced today. Since it is elective people who have emergencies and natural births take priority so they bumped her to tomorrow, hopefully. Apparently it's my fault because I didn't ask to speak to the nurse she had been in contact with previously.

Today would have been her grandmas birthday so having the baby today meant a lot to her.

And..... If we would have had sex last night she could have gone into labor and wouldn't need to be induced

 

[bignorm]

LOL at paying attention to why a bitch is mad.

Learn this- she'll be even more mad if she feels like she can run over you or control you with her emotions.