Who else enjoys when the Hoes on Maury can't find their baby daddy?

[birdcallaveli]

only reason i watch. i legit get sad when the hoes find the babys daddy.

 

[KingJamal]

And now a dedication to all the dudes who got free

[video=youtube;vt2i0ts-uck]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck[/video]

 

[KingJamal]

[video=youtube;UenDYX26uN0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UenDYX26uN0&feature=related[/video]..................

 

[twizza 77]

I remember this girl I use to work with back in the day was on Maury, she swore up and down that this dude was the father of her baby, and turned out he wasn't. She ran off crying and shit. To this day, when I bump into her I always think of her on Maury, and want to ask her did she find the father of her kid.

 

[KingJamal]

Heres my favorite one LOL Double dancing

[video=youtube;ZNRWFX02MjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRWFX02MjQ&feature=related[/video]

 

[kevmic]

I love how these chicks are only convincing themselves of who the baby's daddy of these kids are. They know damn well that the nigga they have on Maury isn't the father, but they want that free trip to New York and hotel paid for.

 

[beezy f baby]

Shits funny but half them shits fake.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

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[Bussy_Getta]

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i looked at this pics for 5mins straight

 

[dalyricalbandit]

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[Conscious__Nkechi]

But they are one hundred AND ten percent sure they are the father though.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

this thread needs more Maury clips

them shits be funny

 

[KingJamal]

ha ha, i love that shit

there was this chick on the other day, her and the dude were both fat as hell, like morbidly obese. anyway, he was denying all three of her kids, and she was acting all indignant, like "i'm a good girl, i've never done anything to you" swearing up and down that he was the dad. turned out NONE of the kids were his

it's not as fun to watch when the chicks aren't total sluts and actually know who their child(ren)'s father is

girl that was years ago, now they're always a million and one percent sure

I saw the one wit the fat dude lol

 

[KingJamal]

[video=youtube;1We9iiC0dn0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1We9iiC0dn0[/video]

ayo goto 2:29 on this clip and look at this nigga's cool strut LMAO

 

[bull6599]

Damn right

And shame on the audience for always booing the men

man thats what pisses me off the most, a nigga is guilty until proven innocent on that shit....then the crowd be all quiet while the nigga doin the Heisman after the results are read, feeling sorry for the bitch n shit....smh....the dude is the victim, she was just a slore

C/S. Them haters in the audience automatically be on some hatin' shit like it's his fault she a ho. They don't even know if he the father and they be hatin'.

C/s all of these. Them hoes can be up there & admit that they cheated or fucked 3 other niggas besides the dude on the show & they'll still boo a nigga for not claiming a child that they're not sure is theirs. SMH!!!

nah, my fave is when shorty is in a relationship with some poor simp and they get tested and cuzzo finds out her aint the father of the kid he been taking care of this whole time

SMH @ a nigga waiting until the baby 3 years old to get on a TV show to do a DNA test.....................you deserve that ether when you find out that lil crotchfruit ain't yours LOL

Word b. If u have the slightest inclination that she is a trollop u shoulda handled that as soon as the Dr spanked the lil nigga.

But yeah, a nigga be hoping to hear u r not the father...especially after them bitches be popping all that shit. If u know there is a possibility that there is more than 1 man who can be the father u shouldnt be on nat'l TV popping shit like Pac @ the end of "Hit 'Em Up". If a bitch can be humble & admit that she whored around I can @ least respect that & maybe even feel a lil sympathy for her.

 

[mryounggun]

LOL @ this nigga using the word 'lousy'.

But yeah, I'm only super when she be trying to stunt on the nigga before hand. 'Maury, I am 1000% sure that this deadbeat is the father. With his lil dick! Take care of yo kids, you dumb fuck project nigga! A classy lady like myself gave you a chance to upgrade ya life and you did me dirty!' When it's ThOSE types of chick, I feel GRRRRRREAT that he ain't the father.

 

[bull6599]

Heres my favorite one LOL Double dancing

[video=youtube;ZNRWFX02MjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRWFX02MjQ&feature=related[/video]

As soon as I heard "Homies Over Hoes" drop...I fuckin died!!!

Do the homey, do the homey, do the homey, do the homey!!!

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

girl that was years ago, now they're always a million and one percent sure

Lol. Sorry, I stopped watching Maury 3, 000 baby daddies ago.

 

[yanniiiee]

I think it's funny, I honestly feel sad for them sometimes though..

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

I think it's funny, I honestly feel sad for them sometimes though..

While none of it and I quote King Jamal "warms my heart", I also don't feel bad for these females who bring men onto the show, swear up and down on Jesus, Mary and Joseph that they are "1 million and 1 percent" positive they are the father all the while knowing they aren't the only possibility.
They make themselves look foolish.