Actually, I am a barber but we do make all these ladies look at you. We do give you all the confidence you are looking for when you look broke as fuck. Who you think helps you get that job? Yourself? No... We make you look presentable all the time. Some you cheap ass mofos come into the shop and are nit picky as fuck, saying this hair, here, here, here... well shit, if you paying $5 for a line up, you best believe your going to get a line up that's worth $5. Only hood barbers charge those low ass prices. It's not about how much change you walk away because then anyone can be a barber charging cheap ass prices. It's about how many heads you will turn with that cut. You guys don't go into major food chains or electronic stores to negotiate prices? I bet you don't. The prices are set. If you want to pay, you can pay or you can leave. It's an art and people pay good prices for good art. You not going to expect to buy a mazzeratti for a honda price are you? No... stop being cheap. Or you can always buy clippers yourself, jack up your hairline then complain about it to barbers like myself....
