What's The Most Cringeworthiest Thing You've Ever Done?

[englishdude]

Was at a mates 21st birthday, was off my tits on pills.

Pulled a chick was gunna walk back to hers, due to my height she thought it would be fun to get on my shoulders while we walk back.

I get down, she gets on, I rise up and in my heavily fucked up state I just planted forward and she hit the deck.

Still went back to hers, fucked woke up to morning head. Then her 3 kids (who I wasn’t aware she had) returned home with her mother who was sitting for the night.

Got introduced all whilst both naked under the covers and kids jumping around, was so fucked up couldn’t even remember her name she had to put her name/number in my phone.

Harassed me for weeks after that.

 

[Beta]

I was in the mall and this woman waved at me so I waved back and then I realized she was waving at the girl that was behind me...

 

[Rozetta5tone]

Stabbed a nigga in the face with a pocket knife. Almost took his eye out.

10 years Old with family problems and anger issues the slightest shit can be a trigger.

 

[HafBayked]

skinny 7th grader at a high school dance (snuck in with Unc)

we're all just in the middle of the floor....some people dancing, some chillin

outta nowhere this girl slides over and starts dancing on me (thinking back im sure it was just to fuck wit the youngin lol)

she's doing it all and im trying to keep up but im failing bad so now we're like bumping into each other and shit lol...seeing this she should have stopped there and let me make it....nah

she hits the floor on some dancehall shit......what my lil dumbass do?........yep lol

I jumped down there in that water and now we got a circle around us and my lil ass is gettin knocked out the box...I cant dance for shit, and im down here in a plank holding on for dear life lmao....it was more funny than embarrassing cuz they were hyping it up, but yeah

cant forget that lol

 

[jetlifebih]

I was in the mall and this woman waved at me so I waved back and then I realized she was waving at the girl that was behind me...

Happens to me all the time....I don’t even wave or acknowledge people anymore unless they say my name...

Mfs been mad as shit at me, “you didn’t hear me!?!?”

“Na I was just making sure you was talking to me”

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Stabbed a nigga in the face with a pocket knife. Almost took his eye out.

10 years Old with family problems and anger issues the slightest shit can be a trigger.

 

[HafBayked]

I was in the mall and this woman waved at me so I waved back and then I realized she was waving at the girl that was behind me...

kmsl ay I was in the mall with my bm a long ass time ago.....had just got my hair twisted and was feeling myself, so I still dont know if I was wrong or not

but this lady behind us says "I like your hair".....we turned around at the same and said "thank you" then looked at each other real fast like "bitch she was talkin to me" lmao

 

[AZTG]

Was in NY chilling with my homegirl. She cool as fuck and is a decent looker.

We was chilling walking around in central park. I saw this dime chick. Bitch looked mad stuck up. Told my homegirl I was gonna holla at her but I needed her to stand behind the dime.

So my homegirl stands behind her and I walk up and introduce myself. This bitch was mad stuck up and said something like "not interested." And so I responded like "what bitch? Im not talking to you im talking to her" and pointed at my girl behind her. Dime bitch was like oh my god sorry and walked away embarrassed.

Me and the homie was dying laughing but then she had mad jokes on how the dime turned me down in under a second for the whole day and weeks after making me feel like shit.

 

[TheGOAT]

Stabbed a nigga in the face with a pocket knife. Almost took his eye out.

10 years Old with family problems and anger issues the slightest shit can be a trigger.

 

[Brian B.]

not really cringe worth since nobody knew til now

but

I was omw to school one day & had to shit bad

I'll usually stop at mickey d's, but since I was runnin late & if I got 1 more tardy I'd get detention, I pushed on

figured I get to school, check into class, then hit the toilet

everything was goin good til I parked, had to make a b-line to the shitter

get in the stall, fumbled around w/ my belt... then it happened lol

luckily I had gym shorts w/ me, threw the undies in the thrash & went on bout my day

still was late to class tho smh

 

[TheGOAT]

not really cringe worth since nobody knew til now

but

I was omw to school one day & had to shit bad

I'll usually stop at mickey d's, but since I was runnin late & if I got 1 more tardy I'd get detention, I pushed on

figured I get to school, check into class, then hit the toilet

everything was goin good til I parked, had to make a b-line to the shitter

get in the stall, fumbled around w/ my belt... then it happened lol

luckily I had gym shorts w/ me, threw the undies in the thrash & went on bout my day

still was late to class tho smh

U needa copy & paste that in the poo poo confessions thread
http://community.allhiphop.com/disc...imes-and-places-you-had-to-take-a-sh-t-lol/p1

 

[Lou Cypher]

I embarrassed my pops at the state fair when I was 7. There was a lady with one arm and she walked in front of us and I yelled "She has one arm, look!" Everyone turned toward us, that lady walked off and my pops gave me a look like the fuck wrong with you and smacked me upside the head. That was bad.

One time me and my mom went to the store and my little brothers were 3 at the time and they were sitting in the cart looking around at people, then one of my brothers turns and sees this really fat lady and gasps and goes "MOM!! LOOK!! THAT LADY IS REALLY FAT!!" Then my other little brother stands up and has a look of shock and awe and goes "WOOOOW!!!!" then the lady just looked at us all embarrassed. I felt really really bad, but looking back on it its kind of funny. Still tell my brothers about it all the time but they dont remember.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

i told this story before; but when i lived back home to private school i went to owned mad swaths of rainforest land and also a boat harbor or whatever...so every Friday afternoon we would alternate between some activity in the rainforest or sailboating...one Friday afternoon our activity was butterfly hunting ( we would catch and catalogue the butterflies and etc) i m in the rainforest with my net to catch butterflies and boom diarrhea hit, i handle my business and wipe my shit with whatever leaves i can find...didnt work too well but fuck it now we gotta go back to class and catalogue our butterflies...needless to say that was an uncomfortable afternoon

 

[TheGOAT]

Private school?

Sailboating & butterfly hunting in the rainforest?

Who are u?

 

[mr.october]

I don’t know if it’s cringeworthy but it was awkward.

I was at a music festival a couple yrs back with some ol friends. We was watching drake perform on stage. We was smoking loud n drinking n we had a lot of females around us in our little section of the crowd. N some of them feeling us.

Earlier that day when I woke up in the hotel room I noticed I had a razor bump. But the bump is over top my lip under my stache so like a dumb ass I picked at it to pull the ingrown hair. But the shit swelled up n I’m looking like I got a cold sore or sum std on my lip.

So we while at the show we around these women n I start feeling insecure about it cuz we talking to girls dancing n shit. Sum nice looking big booty brownskin girl started feeling me wanting to dance on me giving me hella vibes. Dancing on me talking to her friend n the low like we with them tonight it’s yolo. But like I said I’m feeling insecure cuz of this bump so I started tucking my lips in n smiling to minimize her noticing this bump n all these broads was watching me n thinking I was a weirdo cuz I was trying not to talk to much so no one would see. I’m looking goofy n awkward as fuck. When drake was over I dipped out the crowd quick as fuck feeling sick cuz I blew it with the girl n any other girl that was feeling me in that crowd. It was guaranteed I would have got some that night. Niggaz clowned me for a week after that. chicks was asking my boys if I was alright cuz they thought I was drunk n shit or high on something else cuz I just kept smiling like a goofy. Worst shit to happen to me at a concert.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

I was like 4 years old and my cousin came over to visit. I had never seen a fat person before so I simply was like "oh mommy she's fat" and she ran out of the house crying and my mom cussed me out

 

[Beta]

Nigga coulda stopped at "I was catching butterflies"

That's up there with kite flying and spaghetti making

 

[yellowtapesport]

About 5-6 years old, downtown DC. This the late 80s early 90s so it was utterly disgusting downtown with homeless people everywhere. So I decide to go sit on a bench. I walk over, and without looking, turn to sit and my uncle who I was with that day grabs my arm as I'm in motion to sit and throws me across the sidewalk. He points to the bench, I turn and look and its a HUGE shit-mound (human) on the seat of the bench.

Ain't go back downtown till I was a teenager lmao

 

[Trollio]

Left a condom wrapper in the laundry basket of a friend house when i was a teen. Her mother was super religious and i knew she would trip over any of her kids having sex.

 

[So ILL]

I was in the mall and this woman waved at me so I waved back and then I realized she was waving at the girl that was behind me...

kmsl ay I was in the mall with my bm a long ass time ago.....had just got my hair twisted and was feeling myself, so I still dont know if I was wrong or not

but this lady behind us says "I like your hair".....we turned around at the same and said "thank you" then looked at each other real fast like "bitch she was talkin to me" lmao

Lmaoooooo.