The bitch came first. Women are genetically predisposed to emotionally driven fits of naggin' and bitchyness. It all started w/ Adam and Eve...
Eve: *naggin...* Hey Adam...I want some of that fruit over there. Don't it look good?
Adam: Naw babe..... The big guy said we can't touch them joints over there. Besides I got a banana for you right here.
Eve: *in whiny bitchy voice*.. But I want some of that fruit over there!!! If you was a real man you wouldn't be letting some other nigguh tell you what you can and can't do.
Adam: Come on now babygirl. This is the life. We chillin' out chere butt ass naked...livin good & whatnot. Why you worried about that damn fruit when we got it made.
Eve: *mutters under her breath*... scarey ass nigguh...u ain't shit. You won't be gettin' none of this fruit later. *walks away*
Serpent: Psst...Psst.... Hey lil mama. Yo man sounding like a real lame right now. If you was on my team, you could have all the fruit you want and more.
Eve: *giggles...in Shenae'nae voice* 4real doe? I was thinking bout droppin' that scarey ass nigguh anyway. I mean..he a good dude and all, but he too clean cut and responsible. I need a man w/ some edge to him....who ain't afraid to take risks.
Serpent: That's what I'm sayin though. So what's up w/ us? I'm tellin' you this fruit right here is that killer. Here...take a little bite. Slide that lame some too....he need to loosen up.
Eve: *takes a bite of the fruit & slips some in Adams fruit cocktail while he's not looking *
Eve: Damn this shit good. This Del Monte?
***** ALL HELL BREAKS *****
Adam: WTF!! I know this bitc..... hold up. Man these heaux ain't shit.
True story.
