What are the weirdest things you've ever done?

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Peed on an ex after she kneeled down and asked me to while we were in the shower.

Let this old broad probably in her 40s I was in my early 20s at the time give me head in exchange for a ride, she was bragging on herself and I initially thought the offer was a joke.

Put peanuts in my bottled coke. My pops use to think this was the best thing since sliced bread.

Tried to holla at this girls mama over FB after I had gotten done fooling with her daughter who was my age a few times. She wasnt interested.

Seen my neighbors outside and made a block because I didn't feel like talking to them.

Use to be the look out for my cousin while his parents were gone he'd bring females to their house and tell me to immediately come knock on his bedroom door if I saw lights coming down the driveway. It was kinda mutually beneficial because I.was young and he'd let me drive his car, put me on his women's friends or younger sisters if they had them, and he use to take me with him to all kinds little live stuff going on in the area like Springfest, Nigga Day, etc all that stuff was big around here in the late to mid 90s when I was only like 12-14 years old.
 
ahh the monthly "i hope everybody's as fucked up as me" thread

where do I start?

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I like to go to kids parks when I am drunk as fuck at 3am and go on the swings and slides.

Edit this has only happened 2 times it's not a regular thing.
 
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yeahh thats pretty fuckin odd

I mean as a teen we used to hit the parks at night on e and play baseball/kickball or some shit just trippin

but I aint gettin my grown, drunk ass on no slide lmao.....thats begging for a bad night lol
 
Took a shit in the backyard

With the door unlocked. That shit sat there for like 2 weeks I thought it would be gone the next day or two like dog shit
 
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Think I've told this before, but anyways

one night many moons ago, was at my homies crib & sum young ladies came thru

we're drinkin & doin drugs, then the broads wanna fuck

only problem, I ain't have any rubbers & too drunk to drive to the gas station

so I got my MacGyver on, went to the kitchen & got sum saran wrap... & the bitch was wit it... smh

oh yea, & I like strawberry jelly on hash browns
 
Smoke weed wit niggaz that I didn't see them roll the blunt even tho they admitted to me that they smoke Boont some times.

Go to a girls hood and chill at her spot and left after dark on foot.

Sell my Ford Explorer for $100 to spite someone
 
HafBayked;c-9689086 said:
yeahh thats pretty fuckin odd

I mean as a teen we used to hit the parks at night on e and play baseball/kickball or some shit just trippin

but I aint gettin my grown, drunk ass on no slide lmao.....thats begging for a bad night lol

The park is on my way home not far from my house it's not like I went out of my way to seek the park out, shit is fun but then the reality of what I was actually doing kicked in and it just felt weird, if the worse thing I do when being drunk as fuck is go to the park then that is a good result of a night.
 
I fist fought with my grandmother multiple times. I actually just did this recently. She be fucking me up sometimes. For a 73 year old, she actually got some power.
 
KamPushMe;c-9689242 said:
I fist fought with my grandmother multiple times. I actually just did this recently. She be fucking me up sometimes. For a 73 year old, she actually got some power.

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One time my friend stole a couple grams of crack from his dad and we went and sold it to these 2 kids 14 miles out of town. Not all at once, but back and forth back and forth all day. As soon as we would get home they would call again. We sold them the last bit and was hoping to get some extasy later that night and they hit us up one last time but we couldnt get crack. Using my good brain, i just picked up a pebble out of the parking lot, wrapped it in tin foil like we did the crack rocks and told them to come pick it up. Handed them the tin foiled rock, they handed me money, then we went our separate ways.

Didnt hear from them much after that.
 

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