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TRUE STORY... so like 5 mins ago, this chick at work walked up to me and said...
PUPU_IZ_DRO;1751300 said:aiight pimp c! Hahahaha
real talk dro
that bish gets no love
[video=youtube;KOpsbAUEe90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90[/video]
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AlSoldierOn
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1751291 said:i already know... Hell, on the ship they make u call home and tell ya wife what you did... Im good!
Good...Good...Don't let ol girl set ya up for failure. That "massage" could cost ya alot more than $60 dollars in other words The B***h aint worth it.
Besides from the episode with her bf you already know she don't practice goode OPSEC. lol
Loose Lips Sinks Ship...Imagine What A Loose Puss a do LOL
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AlSoldierOn;1751312 said:Good...Good...Don't let ol girl set ya up for failure. That "massage" could cost ya alot more than $60 dollars in other words The B***h aint worth it.
Besides from the episode with her bf you already know she don't practice goode OPSEC. lol
Loose Lips Sinks Ship...Imagine What A Loose Puss a do LOL
LOL @ OPSEC, I just did my awareness training today...I'm well versed..
and this chick sounds like a setup waiting to happen... I'm still not sure why he didn't tell her bf that she was propositioning him earlier..
I also would've told dude to fall way the f back or there's gonna be trouble.
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blank..;1752182 said:this nigga dro so black when you look at him he appears purple.
and u so austrailian that you work at outback steakhouse!
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1752340 said:and u so austrailian that you work at outback steakhouse!
Hell nah nigga keep reaching.
How the new album downloading websites I gave you?
You still using Mixfiend and Torrentfly?
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Deezy625;1752400 said:Blanket wats good brah?
Hows the family and the sister doing?
Alhamdulilah cuzzy everybody good.
How you been Ronald you still working at Hard Rock Cafe?
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jackthemack
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mostvigorousone;1750042 said:This nigga stays entering into shitty business deals.
Slept on post
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Deezy625;1752455 said:No way bruh I got laid off July 2009 because I wasn't sellin some bullshit memberships that cost twenty somethin dollars, I wasn't sociable enough for all that. I work somewhere else closer to home now. I been ight. Trying to get some girls to go along with these checks.Hows it goin on your side?
Good man I turned 24 yesterday so this week I want to celebrate and get fellatio from girls.
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blank..;1752381 said:hell nah nigga keep reaching.
How the new album downloading websites i gave you?
You still using mixfiend and torrentfly?
hellllll naw!.. Er time i even go to the site a dam virus pops up!
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death187sin
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1748130 said:I got a proposition for you....
I said "what"...
She said, Me and you...
I said, Me and you what?..
She said, Have you ever had a massage?
I said, yeah but, I've never paid for one
She said, I will come over to your place, and for 1 hour, I will give you a massage for 60$... Do you want me to come over today?
Me, I Pause and said... Naw, not today, I gotta clean up, how bout tomorrow?
She says cool...
I'll take it from here..
Bell rings:
Dro: who is it?
her: It's me. The massage lady
Dro: HELL YEAH!! (come on in sweetie)
Her: Smells nice in here.
Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets
Her: (confused look) okay, whatever works
Dro: would u like something to drink?
Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, I'll pass on the drink.
Dro: U sure?
Her: Yeah, I'm fine. So where do I set up at?
Dro: Right here baby.
Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?
Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when I heard the door bell. it's a mess in there.
Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine I suppose.
Dro: So should I take my shirt off?
Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron Deezy? Who's that?
Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody I used to mess wit.
Her: Well nice tat anyway.
Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?
Her: Yep.. Relax..
Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts Dro in the full nelson)
Dro: ZzzZZzzzz
Her: Opens the door for her BF.
BF: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!
Her: He wouldn't shut up.
BF: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. FUCK! Roaches everywhere!
Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!
BF: What is it?
Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!
Dro: ZzZZzzZzz!
BF: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!
Dro: (talking in sleep) Ving Rhames U so crazzzy!
BF: More chloroform quick!
Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.
BF: FUCK! Lets be out!
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death187sin;1752905 said:i'll take it from here..
bell rings:
Dro: Who is it?
Her: It's me. The massage lady
dro: Hell yeah!! (come on in sweetie)
her: Smells nice in here.
Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets
her: (confused look) okay, whatever works
dro: Would u like something to drink?
Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, i'll pass on the drink.
Dro: U sure?
Her: Yeah, i'm fine. So where do i set up at?
Dro: Right here baby.
Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?
Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when i heard the door bell. It's a mess in there.
Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine i suppose.
Dro: So should i take my shirt off?
Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron deezy? Who's that?
Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody i used to mess wit.
Her: Well nice tat anyway.
Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?
Her: Yep.. Relax..
Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts dro in the full nelson)
dro: Zzzzzzzzz
her: Opens the door for her bf.
Bf: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!
Her: He wouldn't shut up.
Bf: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. Fuck! Roaches everywhere!
Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!
Bf: What is it?
Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!
Dro: Zzzzzzzzz!
Bf: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!
Dro: (talking in sleep) ving rhames u so crazzzy!
Bf: More chloroform quick!
Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.
Bf: Fuck! Lets be out!
... This one was lame bruh... U coulda did better
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bankrupt baller
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death187sin;1752905 said:I'll take it from here..
Bell rings:
Dro: who is it?
her: It's me. The massage lady
Dro: HELL YEAH!! (come on in sweetie)
Her: Smells nice in here.
Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets
Her: (confused look) okay, whatever works
Dro: would u like something to drink?
Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, I'll pass on the drink.
Dro: U sure?
Her: Yeah, I'm fine. So where do I set up at?
Dro: Right here baby.
Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?
Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when I heard the door bell. it's a mess in there.
Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine I suppose.
Dro: So should I take my shirt off?
Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron Deezy? Who's that?
Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody I used to mess wit.
Her: Well nice tat anyway.
Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?
Her: Yep.. Relax..
Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts Dro in the full nelson)
Dro: ZzzZZzzzz
Her: Opens the door for her BF.
BF: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!
Her: He wouldn't shut up.
BF: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. FUCK! Roaches everywhere!
Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!
BF: What is it?
Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!
Dro: ZzZZzzZzz!
BF: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!
Dro: (talking in sleep) Ving Rhames U so crazzzy!
BF: More chloroform quick!
Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.
BF: FUCK! Lets be out!
yo you just had me dying at work lol
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bankrupt baller
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1752998 said:... This one was lame bruh... U coulda did better
nah that shit was funny as hell
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death187sin
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1752998 said:... This one was lame bruh... U coulda did better
U madd ?
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