TRUE STORY... so like 5 mins ago, this chick at work walked up to me and said...

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gns;1751295 said:
just reading this thread pissed me the fuck off, fuck the ucmj u need to punch that bitch in the face ole trifiln hoe.

That bish said 60?

trash like to fuck for $60 in yo house fuckin up the game.....

aiight pimp c! Hahahaha
 
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... I dont pay for sex... Dam sure aint bout to pay for no massage... Shyt was just shockin to me how she came at me...
 
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1751300 said:
aiight pimp c! Hahahaha

real talk dro

that bish gets no love

[video=youtube;KOpsbAUEe90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90[/video]
 
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1751291 said:
i already know... Hell, on the ship they make u call home and tell ya wife what you did... Im good!

Good...Good...Don't let ol girl set ya up for failure. That "massage" could cost ya alot more than $60 dollars in other words The B***h aint worth it.

Besides from the episode with her bf you already know she don't practice goode OPSEC. lol

Loose Lips Sinks Ship...Imagine What A Loose Puss a do LOL
 
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AlSoldierOn;1751312 said:
Good...Good...Don't let ol girl set ya up for failure. That "massage" could cost ya alot more than $60 dollars in other words The B***h aint worth it.

Besides from the episode with her bf you already know she don't practice goode OPSEC. lol

Loose Lips Sinks Ship...Imagine What A Loose Puss a do LOL

LOL @ OPSEC, I just did my awareness training today...I'm well versed..

and this chick sounds like a setup waiting to happen... I'm still not sure why he didn't tell her bf that she was propositioning him earlier..

I also would've told dude to fall way the f back or there's gonna be trouble.
 
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blank..;1752182 said:
this nigga dro so black when you look at him he appears purple.

and u so austrailian that you work at outback steakhouse!
 
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Damn bruh. She str8 ratted u out to the s/o on some bs. Nigguhs can't even small talk w/ chicks nowadays w/o them thinking a brother trying to holla. smdh

Tell her that you prefer to get your massages at the non-snitching parlor up the street and to kick rocks.
 
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1752340 said:
and u so austrailian that you work at outback steakhouse!

Hell nah nigga keep reaching.

How the new album downloading websites I gave you?

You still using Mixfiend and Torrentfly?
 
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Deezy625;1752400 said:
Blanket wats good brah?

Hows the family and the sister doing?

Alhamdulilah cuzzy everybody good.

How you been Ronald you still working at Hard Rock Cafe?
 
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Deezy625;1752455 said:
No way bruh I got laid off July 2009 because I wasn't sellin some bullshit memberships that cost twenty somethin dollars, I wasn't sociable enough for all that. I work somewhere else closer to home now. I been ight. Trying to get some girls to go along with these checks.Hows it goin on your side?

Good man I turned 24 yesterday so this week I want to celebrate and get fellatio from girls.
 
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blank..;1752381 said:
hell nah nigga keep reaching.

How the new album downloading websites i gave you?

You still using mixfiend and torrentfly?

hellllll naw!.. Er time i even go to the site a dam virus pops up!
 
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PUPU_IZ_DRO;1748130 said:
I got a proposition for you....

I said "what"...

She said, Me and you...

I said, Me and you what?..

She said, Have you ever had a massage?

I said, yeah but, I've never paid for one

She said, I will come over to your place, and for 1 hour, I will give you a massage for 60$... Do you want me to come over today?

Me, I Pause and said... Naw, not today, I gotta clean up, how bout tomorrow?

She says cool...

I'll take it from here..

Bell rings:

Dro: who is it?

her: It's me. The massage lady

Dro: HELL YEAH!! (come on in sweetie)

Her: Smells nice in here.

Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets

Her: (confused look) okay, whatever works

Dro: would u like something to drink?

Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, I'll pass on the drink.

Dro: U sure?

Her: Yeah, I'm fine. So where do I set up at?

Dro: Right here baby.

Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?

Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when I heard the door bell. it's a mess in there.

Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine I suppose.

Dro: So should I take my shirt off?

Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron Deezy? Who's that?

Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody I used to mess wit.

Her: Well nice tat anyway.

Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?

Her: Yep.. Relax..

Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts Dro in the full nelson)

Dro: ZzzZZzzzz

Her: Opens the door for her BF.

BF: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!

Her: He wouldn't shut up.

BF: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. FUCK! Roaches everywhere!

Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!

BF: What is it?

Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!

Dro: ZzZZzzZzz!

BF: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!

Dro: (talking in sleep) Ving Rhames U so crazzzy!

BF: More chloroform quick!

Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.

BF: FUCK! Lets be out!
 
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death187sin;1752905 said:
i'll take it from here..

bell rings:

Dro: Who is it?

Her: It's me. The massage lady

dro: Hell yeah!! (come on in sweetie)

her: Smells nice in here.

Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets

her: (confused look) okay, whatever works

dro: Would u like something to drink?

Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, i'll pass on the drink.

Dro: U sure?

Her: Yeah, i'm fine. So where do i set up at?

Dro: Right here baby.

Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?

Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when i heard the door bell. It's a mess in there.

Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine i suppose.

Dro: So should i take my shirt off?

Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron deezy? Who's that?

Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody i used to mess wit.

Her: Well nice tat anyway.

Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?

Her: Yep.. Relax..

Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts dro in the full nelson)

dro: Zzzzzzzzz

her: Opens the door for her bf.

Bf: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!

Her: He wouldn't shut up.

Bf: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. Fuck! Roaches everywhere!

Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!

Bf: What is it?

Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!

Dro: Zzzzzzzzz!

Bf: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!

Dro: (talking in sleep) ving rhames u so crazzzy!

Bf: More chloroform quick!

Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.

Bf: Fuck! Lets be out!

... This one was lame bruh... U coulda did better
 
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death187sin;1752905 said:
I'll take it from here..

Bell rings:

Dro: who is it?

her: It's me. The massage lady

Dro: HELL YEAH!! (come on in sweetie)

Her: Smells nice in here.

Dro: Yeah, i just wiped the walls down wit some dryer sheets

Her: (confused look) okay, whatever works

Dro: would u like something to drink?

Her: Yes please (see's a alarming amount of roaches) you know what, I'll pass on the drink.

Dro: U sure?

Her: Yeah, I'm fine. So where do I set up at?

Dro: Right here baby.

Her: Why cant we just go to your room or something?

Dro: I was playing madden and accidentally shit myself when I heard the door bell. it's a mess in there.

Her: Wow! Okay, this is fine I suppose.

Dro: So should I take my shirt off?

Her: Yes.. And try to relax.. Ron Deezy? Who's that?

Dro: Oh it's nobody. Just somebody I used to mess wit.

Her: Well nice tat anyway.

Dro: Thanks.. So you do this often?

Her: Yep.. Relax..

Her: (puts chloroform on a napkin and puts Dro in the full nelson)

Dro: ZzzZZzzzz

Her: Opens the door for her BF.

BF: Took long enough! Damn! This niggaz breath stink! Put a pillow over his head!

Her: He wouldn't shut up.

BF: (searching for dro's money) aint shit in here but dildos and condom wrappers. FUCK! Roaches everywhere!

Her: I found something in the kitchen baby!

BF: What is it?

Her: Never mind.. Check his pockets!

Dro: ZzZZzzZzz!

BF: What the fuck! Gay baseball cards!

Dro: (talking in sleep) Ving Rhames U so crazzzy!

BF: More chloroform quick!

Her: I search everywhere but he has nothing of value! This was a waste of time baby.

BF: FUCK! Lets be out!

yo you just had me dying at work lol
 
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