The weakest line you ever heard thread

[Max.]

I drop bombs

 

[sickbizzle]

They found Saddam, but they ain't gonna find me, I'll be under a tree in Buttfuck, Tennessee - Bizzare

Psych! I'm not bisexual, I'm an intellectual transexual with one testicle - Bizzare

both those lines are hysterical. Bizzare the GOAT fuck whatcha heard son.

 

[Bowman]

'i get money like a money machine' The Game

'staring at you from the top like a gay man' Lil wayne

'i taught you to suck a dick' Beanie Sigel

 

[thedarkprince]

'i get money like a money machine' The Game

'staring at you from the top like a gay man' Lil wayne

'i taught you to suck a dick' Beanie Sigel

WTF?!?!? wat song was this??

 

[Bowman]

Oh Daddy feat young chris

 

[mattee c]

I didn't read through every post, so my bad if I'm repeatin anybody. But I'd probably have to say when Nelly said "you ain't from Russia, so ho why you rushin" or some shit like that. Or when Noreiga said that shit about "swim the English Channel, Neptunes got a cocker-spaniel"(?) or whatever he said on "Superthug".

 

[chive]

It's so hot in the club that I ain't got no shoes on. - Hurricane Chris

LMAO @ all the Drake and Wayne hating. Some of those lines were decent.

 

[ItzGravitation]

It's so hot in the club that I ain't got no shoes on. - Hurricane Chris

LMAO @ all the Drake and Wayne hating. Some of those lines were decent.

yeah niggas hatin on YM

 

[rusty shackleford]

<-doesn't spend unreplaceable time listening for wack lines to memorize

 

[unspoken_respect]

Big Shug's whole song about the NFL.

That's right. The whole song is about the NFL so you know that shit is whack.

 

[CTYO]

man every rapper comes up with wack shit at times.... but some of these are outrages. lol motherfuckers aren't perfect but, heres some weak ass lines

" now you shit out of luck like no TP" lol wtf

"memory free like blank cds from regrets that burn like stds " wack as fuck

"I make niggas put their hands up like touch down...no referees just give all your money nigga" lol

 

[qawshun]

I'll teach you how to add 2 x 2 smh/ santana

i hit the mall and bawl like a dog/ baby

 

[TRiLL SMiTH]

I'm uptown, lookin for a buss down, make me put my two hands up....touchdown-cam'ron

 

[cubaroid]

lmao , papoose is tryin too hard

 

[TRiLL SMiTH]

I want her, I think I want her, I really want her, your girlfriend wants to fuck me.....I think were gonna-Gucci Mane

 

[damobb2deep]

I'm fly like an ostrich- Juelz Santana

gwaf!!!! those muthafuckas dont even fly.....

 

[damobb2deep]

"i kno its white but herre comes the hot sauce" camron

 

[ItzGravitation]

"i kno its white but herre comes the hot sauce" camron

cum is hot

is it that hard

 

[J. Rob]

I want her, I think I want her, I really want her, your girlfriend wants to fuck me.....I think were gonna-Gucci Mane

LOL at least Gucci isn't corny with it tho

 

[Helen H.]

"...The Marshall Mathers was a classic/The Eminem Show was fantastic/But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it/I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet/A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic"