The weakest line you ever heard thread

[Focal Point]

lol @ this being full of Weezy, Juelz, and Drake

*Can't feel my face*

 

[Dick Shitman]

im hot like light

i need somebody to drop more papoose lines asap

 

[usmarin3]

You ain't from Russian, so bitch why you Russian (rushing) - Nelly

I wear bright red like a girls toe - Lil Wayne

I can turn you on like my own personal tv - Lil Wayne

My excuse is my pop just died, i aint wanna make music, my pops just died - Nore

we light a candle/Run laps around the english channel/Neptunes, I got a cockerspaniel - Nore

Hennesey straight with no tomato juice - Nore

I'm like a hammer that you hold on your hand, I make hits

At the white boy club wylin buyin the bar

They like hey now, your an all star, it go - Nore

NORE is the king of dumbass one liners

 

[biggar]

I'm so high I could eat a star

And I got her nigga...grocery bag

Fly like a bird.-that one wouldn't be that bad if the nigga hasnt' said it in EVERY song he has.

haha

That grocery bag line is terrible. Matter of fact that whole song is full of bullshit lines

 

[fabionbackbitch]

haha

That grocery bag line is terrible. Matter of fact that whole song is full of bullshit lines

She like tannin
I like stayin' in
She like romancin'
I like rollin' wit' friends
She watchin' dat oxygen
I'm watchin' ESPN.

these niggas are the WORST!!!!

 

[j dash]

Blue seats white paint wetter then new rain

Like a white person wit blue veins

I'm focused I'm thinkin like I got 2 brains

But I am the shit u just poop stains

I thought this line was fly. not clever, but slick.

 

[Bill_Starra]

That line is so bad, it actually becomes great.

But I think the worst line I've ever heard was from 50 cent and Eminem's "Patiently Waiting". 50 dropped this gem:

"You shoudln't throw stones if you live in a glass house

and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth

cuz I'll break your face..."

It only sounds stupid if u not familiar with those expression. I remembered somebody said the same thing back when the album dropped

 

[BDBIID]

"That's the reason you got scratched tryin to be a G, look at you all scratched up like a dvd"-Pap

"Riders rollin wit me like 11 wheels" Weezy

"Im leanin like a three legged lion" Weezy

"Makin hoes wobble like a bridge in a earthquake" Drake

"I dont wanna chill I don't want a vacation,I don't wanna play no games I don't want a playstation" Pap

 

[J. Rob]

Papoose has a ton of these:

"I'm the new era (error) like a mistake in your computer"

"I shot her in the back of her ass and gave the bitch a backshot"

"Stop leaving in denial, that's a river in Egypt" (The Nile....smh and lol)

"That's why I stay on stop of my beef like sauerkraut"

"They found him in a sewer, yeah it shows, aw man yo I guess that why they call it a manhole"

"He hop up I'll clap him in his hip, you can call it hip hop" (LMAO)

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

the last three were all from that BET cypher with Styles and Lupe. When Lupe started rapping he looked like he was trying not to laugh LOL

 

[$ineedmoney$]

Papoose has a ton of these:

"I'm the new era (error) like a mistake in your computer"

"I shot her in the back of her ass and gave the bitch a backshot"

"Stop leaving in denial, that's a river in Egypt" (The Nile....smh and lol)

"That's why I stay on stop of my beef like sauerkraut"

"They found him in a sewer, yeah it shows, aw man yo I guess that why they call it a manhole"

"He hop up I'll clap him in his hip, you can call it hip hop" (LMAO)

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

the last three were all from that BET cypher with Styles and Lupe. When Lupe started rapping he looked like he was trying not to laugh LOL

Those 2 in the bold are hella' funny though. LOL

 

[mr.getwitcha]

Wow, Papoose is garbage. I just knew someone wack like Chamillionaire would own this thread. But he is even worse.

Getwitcha

 

[J. Rob]

Wow, Papoose is garbage. I just knew someone wack like Chamillionaire would own this thread. But he is even worse.

Getwitcha

"Brought 10 nigga's who thought they'd never see you breathless

Well that's somethin' that Tennessee like Memphis

Rappers be tryin' to get in where they fit in like tetris

Thats why I Ieave they family 'morning' like 'breakfast'

They see other niggaz do it and then they try to follow

Thats why I leave they family 'mourning' like 'alonzo'"

LOL

I forgot this one

"I'll put a dot on your ass like WWW"

 

[it aint hard 2 tell]

1 shot man down
His brains go ka-pow
Ow, that sh** hurt
So don't f**k around

 

[youngnick]

Yo real talk Papoose owns this thread. There was a thread on the old forums quoting stupid lines from him that went pages on.

 

[tri3w]

Wayne should own this thread..........

 

[Dick Shitman]

Papoose has a ton of these:

"I'm the new era (error) like a mistake in your computer"

"I shot her in the back of her ass and gave the bitch a backshot"

"Stop leaving in denial, that's a river in Egypt" (The Nile....smh and lol)

"That's why I stay on stop of my beef like sauerkraut"

"They found him in a sewer, yeah it shows, aw man yo I guess that why they call it a manhole"

"He hop up I'll clap him in his hip, you can call it hip hop" (LMAO)

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

the last three were all from that BET cypher with Styles and Lupe. When Lupe started rapping he looked like he was trying not to laugh LOL

terrible. just terrible

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

i can finally say wit confidence...

gucci>>>papoose...

 

[mr.getwitcha]

Wayne should own this thread..........

Most people are saying Papoose...lol

Getwitcha

 

[bawse]

damn papoose really sucks..lol.. and lil flip "ill treat you like milk, ill do nothing but spoil ya"

 

[shadb33]

I love you like a fat kid love cake

This line isnt that wack if you really understand what's he saying.