The weakest line you ever heard thread

[nynicca]

kidding like jason. kidding (kidd) jason=jason kidd. still wack though

 

[h.haver]

"I just got a new deal, I ain't talkin pickle" -Soulja Boy on "Play Ball"

 

[Frankizzle]

Even though it's from a dope song - "you ain't got the skills to eat a n***'s ass like me" - Canibus

If I was LL, I'd have just looped that line for 3 minutes as the response record

 

[bbwthick23]

Just take credit for my inspiration Mofo

Like a broken ankle i aint nothing to play wit.. Seriouslly???

Inside peanut butter outside jelly

I gotta co-sign the bolded... Drake is pure garbage

 

[L.P. Royal Flush]

Dope ass song but Biggie shouldn't have said this shit "You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick"

 

[$ineedmoney$]

I'm so pretty like, be on my pedal bike/

Be on my low scrunch, be on my egg and whites/

You say Nicki dont stop you the bestest/

And I just be coming off the top asbestos/ - Nicki Minaj

When I first heard this line on the radio, I felt like I was alone on a planet called Stupid. Then I felt like crying and crashing my car into a ditch.

 

[Capo1]

Kanye young jeezy and Drake should own this thread...

 

[dc's teflondon]

lil wayne owns this thread

 

[sickbizzle]

both of the 50 lines dropped in here are dope.. ya'll overthinking it.

 

[fabionbackbitch]

I'm so high I could eat a star

And I got her nigga...grocery bag

Fly like a bird.-that one wouldn't be that bad if the nigga hasnt' said it in EVERY song he has.

 

[fabionbackbitch]

Someone cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison?

Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue

Cash like Johnny, Banks like Ashley

What the fuck Drake? "Ransom" is just brimming with wackness.

 

[your flyness]

"6 rings on like a basketball player / freshman of the year like a basketball player"

 

[innercity99]

I got 2 girls but there ain't 2 waynes

I'm the bomb like tick tick

I'm the best rapper alive and if I acted id be the best actor alive

 

[innercity99]

Blue seats white paint wetter then new rain

Like a white person wit blue veins

I'm focused I'm thinkin like I got 2 brains

But I am the shit u just poop stains

 

[drb3n]

Cause I can turn you on like a personal TV

Weezy

 

[ItzGravitation]

Ether was full of wacc lines

Wu got alot of wacc shit i heard

 

[innercity99]

and me im mr weezy baby...yea im so bright not shady, my teeth and my ice so white like shady, ice in my teeth so refridgerated, im so ****in good like im sleepin with megan, im al about my franklins..lincons and regans whenever they make them..i shal hayve them, oops i meant have them, im so crazy, but if u play crazy you'll be sleepin with dasiys, its such a habeet, oops i meant habit, and my drink stil pinker than the easter rabbit, and im still cole(cold) like keshias family, stole on my waist turn beef to patties, and i ate it cuz im so at it, and i dont front, and i dont go backwards, and i dont practice, and i dont lack it, and u can get buried **** my (??)/

 

[ItzGravitation]

and me im mr weezy baby...yea im so bright not shady, my teeth and my ice so white like shady, ice in my teeth so refridgerated, im so ****in good like im sleepin with megan, im al about my franklins..lincons and regans whenever they make them..i shal hayve them, oops i meant have them, im so crazy, but if u play crazy you'll be sleepin with dasiys, its such a habeet, oops i meant habit, and my drink stil pinker than the easter rabbit, and im still cole(cold) like keshias family, stole on my waist turn beef to patties, and i ate it cuz im so at it, and i dont front, and i dont go backwards, and i dont practice, and i dont lack it, and u can get buried **** my (??)/

Barry...succ my bat bitch

 

[hefty-vulturestatus]

"i'm hot like the sun"

"I'm on like a television"

"I can say don't rhyme

and it's gon rhyme"

"live from the bottom of the pot where the crack is cooked at,

i'm back like cooked crack,

and i rap like cooked crack,

that's some good rap and that's some good crack"

lol, terrible but entertaining. someone needs to drop more papoose lines, what was that one about fill up my tank like philip gastankowtiz?

 

[arbitration]

I'm fly like an ostrich- Juelz Santana

That line is so bad, it actually becomes great.

But I think the worst line I've ever heard was from 50 cent and Eminem's "Patiently Waiting". 50 dropped this gem:

"You shoudln't throw stones if you live in a glass house

and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth

cuz I'll break your face..."

It sounds worse when you listen to the entire song. Honestly, anyone will probably going to sound bad if they are paired with eminem on a track, but was a worse mismatch than Germany vs.Poland in WWII

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