The weakest line you ever heard thread

[just.might.b.ok]

"yayo bring the condoms im in room 201" - 50 cent

everytime i listen to a gucci mane/oj juiceman/ wacka flocka song

 

[h.haver]

"yayo bring the condoms im in room 201" - 50 cent

Lmao I love that line. How must Yayo feel after being portrayed as a bitch in one of 50's songs.

 

[You Mad]

Some of these Papoose lines aren't even bad. He has dumber ones than these.

 

[unspoken_respect]

Slip n slide get loose, mo punch than your bowl of juice

 

[jonoaries]

Call me Mr. Flintsone, Cause I could make your bed rock!

One of the wackest I ever heard

LMAO...c/s I bet mofos was using this in '76

 

[eyes low]

Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth

Jay-Z

 

[arbitration]

It only sounds stupid if u not familiar with those expression. I remembered somebody said the same thing back when the album dropped

No, the expression's meaning is obvious, which makes the line even stupider. Along w/ 50's later lines "I'll leave you lookin like them Michael Jackson jacket, with all them zippers.". It's like 50 is not sure whether he actually wants to make the rhyme or not. "I'm gonna cut you up so bad, um, you'll look like a Michael Jackson jacket, um, you know, the one, uh, with the zippers.... Anyway, here's a line about flippers". Lmao at his awfulness.

 

[edutained_by_hh]

"I'm a shark, y'all just coyfish/what else?/octupus, oysters"--Juelz

 

[Tha Chop]

"tell me nigga, how you want it"

nh

 

[peagle05]

lol at the papoose lines..

shaq>>papoose

 

[younglane]

I get more more texts(texas) than houston...-Papoose

 

[Yungin T. Jeezie]

she broke like dumpty's fall

 

[redhandedbandit]

i keep computers putin' camron

 

[VAboy22]

what your heart beating for, you scared - B.G.

 

[BDBIID]

what your heart beating for, you scared - B.G.

yeah whenever that song used to come on rite after he said "what ya heart beatin for" me and my niggas used to reply with "I gotta live" smh at B.G being mad at how the cardiovascular system works lmao

 

[AlexThreeKsKeller]

Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth

Jay-Z

I was just about to post this.

Smh @ people who say this dude is the "greatest."

Anyways...I'm wondering...Whose dumber...Me, for JUST NOW getting the "I'm just kiddin like Jason" line, or Nelly for saying that...

/facepalm.

 

[arbitration]

"Got a bill in my mouth like Hillary Rodham" (someone from Nelly's crew on Let Me See Ur Grill)

SMH @ this suspect line.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I don't know where Nelly team, but I know where my ding-a-ling - J-kwon

And I'm pimpin' HOOES! you really ain't seen a thing

Maybe a moon ring or maybe some jelly beans - J-Kwon

You're young, gifted, and Black

If they can't say Shaquille O'Neal then make 'em scream, 'Shaq!'

Like the fam' do, in the stands who

When I freak the funk on a dunk they, ‘Ahhh! Oooh - The Shaqctus

They found Saddam, but they ain't gonna find me, I'll be under a tree in Buttfuck, Tennessee - Bizzare

Psych! I'm not bisexual, I'm an intellectual transexual with one testicle - Bizzare

I can say dont rhyme, and its gon' rhyme - Lil Wayne

Im gonna go old school with u cats, some terrible R&B lines;

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it

Something like my sound, I wanna pump it

Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it

And something like my bank account

I wanna spend it, baby - R. Kelley -who remember dis???

 

[earth two superman]

"Damn right, I kissed my Daddy"

runner up:

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I'm your city?

 

[mryounggun]

I actually like some of these lines. For example, can somebody please tell me what's actually wrong wit Drake's sprained ankle line???

But hands down, lil flips spoiled milk line is the worst bar ever in the history of hip hop.