The Official 2013 "I'm livin the SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE...LIFE" Thread...

[1of1]

A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

Please tell more.

Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

@lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

When u movin back to DC?

And more importantly, when is your squirtle moving back to DC?

 

[700]

du why you do that

 

[Meta_Conscious]

A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

Please tell more.

Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

@lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

"grow up"

Difference is she been living that grown up life.

Everything about your existence says I forgot this isn't college anymore.

see, now u playing yourself... stopitwhite...

Oh, are my words starting to apply to you as well?

My bad. Friends?

no, you're just being hypocritical...

 

[Kat]

Eh, maybe a little...wouldn't be the first time.

He still needs to grow his ass up though.

 

[GettinLo]

Thank you du..it's all making sense now.

Stalking ass stalker.

You know you meant nigga

 

[Trollio]

She says nigga all the time

 

[Kat]

I think some of ya'll have an obsession with me saying the n word.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Well I WAS tryin to set up a date wit the white chick I use to deal wit this past Wednesday. But as usual the hefa wants to get in an argument with me, and cancels the whole thing. All b/c I told her she should wear a skirt to show off her thighs (which I enjoy). This hefa went feminist on me, took a offense of my compliment, and thought I was objectifying her as some piece of meat! Then had the AUDACITY to tell me unless I give her 20 dollars for the babysitter, then this convo is over.

Wait WHAT...

Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.

dumb move. $20 ain't shit bruh. You could have been in them guts right now.

We haven't did anything for 7 months. So I'm kinda past caring about gettin some or not. She knows that but yet tries to use that "All you want is sex" card on me.

@Kat...tell me about it. Smh. Not worth the drama.

 

[King Erauno]

im single. black. 28. great career. no kids. no criminal record. own place. own (paid off car).

I live in ATL

bitches come in flocks. i love the single life

 

[taeboo]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Kat you did admit, and I quote " Stew could get it". Your exact words durin one of the Stew vs Beezy discussions.

Stop frontin. Stop capin for Beezy. No one cares anymore about the subject. If Beezy cared, then she would be in here defending herself.

The End

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

 

[nawledge_god]

Not Single But Still Ready To Mingle

 

[taeboo]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

 

[Dupac]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

lmao... somebody puttin in some work....

u always know you doing your thing when they start getting like this....

she ain't tryna let that nigga go nowhere

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

If that's the case, what's the hold up?

 

[Meta_Conscious]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

If that's the case, what's the hold up?

these new chicks like complicated situations...

 

[MissK]

well this thread was not what I expected... lol @ Kat and Stew

Hi Dark!!

 

[taeboo]

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

If that's the case, what's the hold up?

No real hold up. The "relationship" conversation just hasn't been had yet.

Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....

Then don't do it. If you feel like you're not ready, then don't jump into it. Worse thing you can do is get in a relationship, knowing your heart isn't in it.

Oh it's going to happen, I can feel it.

If that's the case, what's the hold up?

these new chicks like complicated situations...

I'm not being complicated, I do like my single life tho.

 

[Dupac]

The "relationship" conversation just hasn't been had yet.

lmao......that nigga got her laid out on the bed catching her breath like kiesha in belly

you already in love...i can see you beaming through the computer screen.....

get's em every time