The Official 2013 "I'm livin the SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE...LIFE" Thread...

[Stew]

I'd rather you fuck me WITH the bottle of vodka, cornball.

 

[DMTxTHC]

Is it just me or does it seem like @MzGrahamBitches has been going at @icecoldstew heavy every since the Beezy incident?

You two should just get a room and get the aggression out.

That's because before then stewie was disguising his bitch player tendencies pretty well.

Then he had to go and somersault out the bitch player closet and the rest is history.

Fixed. Women hate players. You probably more than others cause youve been played multiple times. I get it.

LOL..

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Just drink the vodka and fuck her with the bottle bro, everyone wins. Hit it wit the Smirnoff though, that Absolut bottle is only for the whores...

 

[Kat]

lol..guess that didn't come out right.

Lacerated pussy >>> taking any kind of dick from stewart little.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'd rather you fuck me WITH the bottle of vodka, cornball.

 

[black caesar]

lol..guess that didn't come out right.

Lacerated pussy >>> taking any kind of dick from stewart little.

So you wouldn't let Stew clap them cheeks? lol

 

[Dupac]

is there vodka still in the bottle???

 

[Billy_Poncho]

lol..guess that didn't come out right.

Lacerated pussy >>> taking any kind of dick from stewart little.

Damn, she says she'd rather have a perpetual period than fuck wit bruh.

 

[Dupac]

Dro walks in afterwards like.....

"yall gonna finish that vodka? cuz i sho is thursteeee"

 

[Kat]

lmao..really overthinking it there dubear.

 

[700]

these white hoes be freaks

all of em

hlf nosigned that in another thread

now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

i keep it 700

 

[black caesar]

is there vodka still in the bottle???

Let me find out you have some bottle stories. Now if it involves being ethered, feel fee to share that in my thread. lol

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

Dro walks in afterwards like.....

"yall gonna finish that vodka? cuz i sho is thursteeee"

nosign kat juice and vodka

 

[Billy_Poncho]

these white hoes be freaks

all of em

hlf nosigned that in another thread

now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

i keep it 700

So what's the highest quantity of real you can keep it? First it was 100, then 300, now 700. Yall niggas causin the inflation rate of real to go up too damn high...

 

[Trollio]

Slut

 

[Meta_Conscious]

these white hoes be freaks

all of em

hlf nosigned that in another thread

now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

i keep it 700

So what's the highest quantity of real you can keep it? First it was 100, then 300, now 700. Yall niggas causin the inflation rate of real to go up too damn high...

its like the super saiyans.... they just keep surpassing their previous levels of trill... my trill level is well over 9000 so I can relate...

 

[Stew]

these white hoes be freaks

all of em

hlf nosigned that in another thread

now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

i keep it 700

lmao Im tellin u bruh. I wish u was right but Ive met a few that aint got it in them.

 

[1of1]

A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

Please tell more.

 

[Kat]

Who the fuck is N64? Must be another lame trying to hide from his original lame IC screenname.

 

[700]

these white hoes be freaks

all of em

hlf nosigned that in another thread

now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

i keep it 700

So what's the highest quantity of real you can keep it? First it was 100, then 300, now 700. Yall niggas causin the inflation rate of real to go up too damn high...

its always just 100

cause you keepin it 100% real

then you got 1000, which is 1000% real or just a gd number

then you got 700, which is just the block i grew up on, which is nothin but real so we say 700