Tell us your experience was like when you 1st smoked weed

[King_sorrow]

Bad experience, it was me my girl and a couple of my niggas. Passed the bluntn around got high everybody's giggling and laughing at whatever we were watching and I'm just in a zone contemplating my existence.

Next thing you know I'm thinking my niggas trying to fuck my girl and they all laughing behind my back. So I'm like come on babe lets go and my niggas like bro you high as fuck right now you can't drive. So I'm thinking like fuck there right I just gotta try and chill, did that happen hell no. Now I'm on the couch still high as shit and zoning out but now I'm concentrating on my heart and how fast it's beating next thing you know my hands clamy I'm feeling cold even though the heat on now my hearts beating faster then it ever has. So I get up tell them I'm going to the bathroom and head back to my room and lay down, heart rate still banging and then I start thinking my one of my niggas prolly trying to talk to my bitch again.

This makes me even more nervous and now I'm shaking my heart rate is reallllllyy fucking high and I'm scared as shit, so I do the cardinal sin, I called 911 and told them I think I'm having a heart attack. I get off the phone with the lady and walk into the livin room we're everybody chilling and I'm like

Niggas I just called the ambulance. Everybody turn and look at me like wtf bro!?!?!? These niggas gotta hide everything and start spraying febreeze and shit ambulance pulls up hooks me up to the hr monitor and my heart rate was over 195 they're like it's not a heart attack but your shit is so high we gotta take you to the hospital.

For the sake of brevity getting high the first time made me paranoid and cost me 300 dollars in medical bills.

I did some research afterward and found others had similar experiences but some seasoned smokers were saying one thing weed can do is bring out insecurities that you have to face head on. Weed did exactly that that day, I never smoked again though, shut gave an existential crisis like never before.

 

[CottonCitySlim]

I was giggling bitch. I was trying to hard not to laugh too. It was funny because I thought I was going to freak out and have a bad experience

 

[the dukester]

I was 15 at the time.

Hanging with some ole-heads free-styling in a rap cyper. One of them rolled up some weed in some white boys, and they started passing it around.

When it got to me I said "I can't smoke, I'm on probation.....I get piss tested." Niggas wasn't going for it.

Everybody had a remedy to beat the test.....Gold seals, drink water & cranberry juice, they'll let me borrow there little brother's pee.

I was like damn!! All of a sudden these nig-nogs is street experts on everything cannabis. Took one toke of the weed, blew the smoke out an niggas started clowning me. Muhfuckas was like "you smoke like a bitch young nigga!!"

Funny thing is, we learn early on growing up in these hyper-masculine communities how to "fake it to make it." Smoking weed is like this is a rite of passage.....Kinda like getting your first piece of pussy and niggas be hyped up like "let me smell your finger!!"

Hit the weed again (inhaled this time) and started coughing like the dude on the *Don't be a menace* weed scene.

My chest felt like a thousand needles stabbing me. My head began to spin, an I started feeling paranoid.

Went home and devoured a giant bag of Doritos, & watched reruns of Tales from the Crypt.

 

[nex gin]

I started smoking late compared to most of y'all. I was like 19 and in college the first time. All of my friends had been smoking for years, so it was always around. I just never had smoked up to that point. We had this homegirl who lived off campus, and we used to always kick it over her crib. One night we were hanging out at her spot...drinking (probably Gin or E&J). My boy and 2 of the chicks were smoking as usual so I'm like "man pass that shit this way". Now as most of y'all know.....weed by itself is one thing. Mixing weed and alcohol is another...especially for a first time smoker. I was already tipsy, so it didn't take long for the weed to kick in.

Maaan.....I was stuck. I was sitting on the couch quiet af thinking to myself "damn what have I done". I thought I was going to be high forever. Of course my boys was cracking jokes and shit. I was a pothead after that day though....lol. I stopped cold turkey about a year and a half ago. I sparked up for old time sakes on 420, but haven't smoked since.

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

I made a thread years ago about my first time, here's the op from that thread. Sorry so long

Alrite so this weekend I decided to smoke some weed for the first time, starting Friday night after work a guy I work with sold me somthing called "white rhino". I'm no weed expert so I took it to my other homies and they said it was legit, so we smoked it and we in my homies crib just laughin at everything. We watched the Suns and Mavericks game and was just dying laughin at the stupidest shit, the next thing I know we at White Castle ordering alot of shit. Together we ordered like 15 burgers, 20 chicken rings 3 fries, 3 drinks and my nigga had a couple double cheese burgers. Lol. We smashing this food in White Castle at like 2 in the morning. After we got done eating went to a strip club across the street and drank, I didnt know wtf was goin. The crazy ass lights and loud music was just trippen me out. Before I know it,I'm wakin up at 2 pm fully dressed in my room with all my windows open in 20 degree weather.

Then later that day me and my roommate was chillen, and I told him that I had smoked the previous night. Dude was dissapointed that I smoked for the first time wit out him. So he goes and buys some and rolls like 5 blunts, I'm like ahhh I guess I can smoke again. We smokin blunt number one, I'm coughin and shit and my eyes are burnin and the room is funky. By number 3 we sittin there with two large pizzas just killing em. Hours later we at a party for our homies graduation and we smoked the other 2. So we leave the party and were hungry again, so we stop at Mcdonalds and got some burgers and fries. I drop him off at his girls crib, then I'm drivin to my crib eatin my burgers and fries while Im driven. Before Im home, my bag is empty.

Lol. So I stopped at Rallys or Checkers depending on where you from, I ordered some chilli cheese fries and 2 apple pies. I make it home at around 3 am and eat my fries and pies. I pass out and in the middle of the night I wake up coughing and weezing and shit. Im tryna catch my breath while Im coughin, my eyes are running and my throat is burning. I get to the bathroom and start hacking up bits of apple pie and cheese. Then I noticed in the mirror my nose running, but its not just snot coming out. Its a bright orange mixture of snot and cheddar cheese running out of my nose. At this point I'm scared and begin to puke for about 3 or 4 minutes. I get myself together and it takes me a while to get back to sleep and at 10 am Im headin to Church.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"Its a bright orange mixture of snot and cheddar cheese running out of my nose. At this point I'm scared and begin to puke for about 3 or 4 minutes."

 

[Mister B.]

I became a Beatles fan that day.

Abbey Road + good kush = a great night.

 

[aka40Cal]

I swear half you dudes in here was smoking some laced shit. I've never had a high where I start tripping really badly. Only time I've felt like I wanted to throw up was smoking with some grabba leaf. Gives you a super head rush and turns your stomach (especially on an empty stomach) I can say I've never gotten a bad high.

My first time I smoked, I never really got high I felt something but I wasn't as high as my friends were saying I should be. Second time I was in Guyana and my cousins and I were hotboxing a van. My second drag it hit me lol and it felt good. I couldn't walk straight for a minute but after that I felt like I could control the high. That's why for me.. weed>alcohol

 

[Antlerz]

Back in '99 , 15 years old on the block with my friends. We had 2 lizards rolled up and smoked them in rotation. We're walking down the street laughing and talking shit. Me, im higher than the Georgia pine. I look back and i saw Jesus. Jesus christ was behind us. I took off running and left them behind cause in the bible it said he's going to come like a theif in the night. They clowned me forever.

 

[Preach2Teach]

Was not the best experience really, I was smoking it on the street with people I didn't trust, I was about 11 maybe 12 and the weed was garbage, then about 2 years later I got REALLY HIGH around more people I couldn't trust, my heart was fucking BEATING! I was asking everybody if that shit was normal and telling them I thought I was dying lol I was a dumb kid it's making me laugh thinking about it now, then I started smoking everyday at 17 and pretty much never stopped except for about 1 maybe 2 years I took a break, now I just smoke when the mood takes me and I never overdo it, it makes me too lazy and I got shit to do, if I make it to be old I am gonna start smoking it a lot more.

 

[leftcoastkev]

I swear half you dudes in here was smoking some laced shit. I've never had a high where I start tripping really badly. Only time I've felt like I wanted to throw up was smoking with some grabba leaf. Gives you a super head rush and turns your stomach (especially on an empty stomach) I can say I've never gotten a bad high.

My first time I smoked, I never really got high I felt something but I wasn't as high as my friends were saying I should be. Second time I was in Guyana and my cousins and I were hotboxing a van. My second drag it hit me lol and it felt good. I couldn't walk straight for a minute but after that I felt like I could control the high. That's why for me.. weed>alcohol

Not me but some people have very bad reactions to smoking weed or even edibles.

It heightens their anxiety and they damn near have panic attacks. I know a couple of people like this and one saw it first hand on her first time smoking weed. Some people can't fuck with it.

 

[b'mer...]

Smh....self incrimination...

 

[BarryHalls]

I had a session with a bunch of high school folks and a couple of ugly ass hoes from another school. I remember snappin on everybody and tellin them hoes how ugly and fat they were. My boys that I was cool with were just crackin up with me. Got the mean mugs from everybody else. I remember seeing some of the people I was roastin the next day. Trying to chop it up with them like nothing happened. Those muthafuckas gave me the cold shoulder. I didn't realize why until my folks told me what happened.

Fuck'em

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

Watched 30 minutes of X-Games bloopers and ate 2 boxes of fruit rollups

 

[SolemnSauce]

didnt get high the first time

funniest is when me and my cuz went for a walk while we smoked a blunt and forgot how to get home

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

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[Mr_Vicodin81G]

Ok

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

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