Tell us your experience was like when you 1st smoked weed

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IceManKam;9426207 said:
Lou_Cypher;9426155 said:
HerbalVaporCapers;9426115 said:
Stew;9426056 said:
Never understood how niggas couldn't get high their 1st time. I had some shitty ass dirt Georgia weed and got high as fuck.

Me and the homies skipped school one day, they been trynna get me to smoke forever, I finally gave in, think I was 16. First time I hit it, I coughed my damn lungs up lol that was the first time I ever smoked anything, couldn't breathe for shit. Tried it again, same thing. Somebody blew me a gun and my god...

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I remember I started trippin talkin bout "Yo I need some medical attention, my throat fucked up" niggas was dying but I was dead ass serious lol went and looked in the mirror cause I felt my eyes slowwwly closing, "holy shit my eyes red as fuck" . After shit settled in, I prolly laughed harder than ever before just chillin wit the homies crackin jokes. Munchies kicked in, everybody left and nigga took a nap lol literally got every single side effect of weed off of hittin the blunt twice and catchin a gun off some shitty ass weed lol classic moment.

I think cats might not know how to inhale properly at a young age nh

Inhaling is definitely the problem with a lot of folks. I was always that guy that introduced my friends to drugs and I would notice all the time folks would hit the pipe or blunt and just have the smoke sitting in their mouth and blow it all out. I've trained tons of people step by step how to smoke a blunt.

"Puff.. ok, now breathe in, then breathe out!"

What's the technique, no homo

Puff, inhale, hold, exhale
 
The first I smoked it was kinda of wack, but around 3rd time shit was crazy. I was hotboxing in my whip with my homie. Had class later that day, so I had to rush a bit. We was smoking like 3+ blunts and my mans brought his bowl(gas pipe) with him. I decided to try it out. I hit the bowl a couple times and nothing really happened until like the 5th or 6th hit. Broooooo. My ass was done. I started to get paranoid like a mufkuka. I had visions of me dying and shit. My mans asked if I was good and if we should move somewhere else. I told him naw, then realized I had to go to class. I dropped him off, and went home cause I forgot one of my textbooks. Went to my room and I started tripping. I was rolling on floor visualizing my death. Shit was crazy. I took a quick jog to clear my head before heading out class. Finally got class and I felt terrible. The whole class knew I was smoking cause my scent was strong. My instructor asked me question and my ass could even say word without stuttering. I was so embarrassed. Went home then out of the blue I started get the shakes. My ass was shaking the whole gotdamn night and it was like 70 degrees out. I really thought I was going die that night. My heart was beating on some occasions and there were some moments I couldn't even breathe properly. Woke up the next morning feeling great. Told my bro I needed break from weed lol.
 
For all the folks who've never smoked, guess what?

your body naturally produces cannabinoids similar to the cannabinoids in marijuana

you kno when people talk bout bein "high on life", there's validity to it

only real difference bein the cannabinoids we produce naturally degrade more rapidly

as far as the topic, 1st time didn't really get high (more than likely wasn't inhalin, as alluded to earlier)

but the 1st time I got high lol

we walked a few streets over, jumped down a lil ditch & walked a few mins into the woods

3 of us, smoked the whole blunt & didn't feel shit

by the time we walked out the woods & jumped out the ditch, it hit us all at once

senses felt heightened, was seein different, hearin different, thinkin different, food tasted different...

like another dimension
 
KamPushMe;9426252 said:
The first I smoked it was kinda of wack, but around 3rd time shit was crazy. I was hotboxing in my whip with my homie. Had class later that day, so I had to rush a bit. We was smoking like 3+ blunts and my mans brought his bowl(gas pipe) with him. I decided to try it out. I hit the bowl a couple times and nothing really happened until like the 5th or 6th hit. Broooooo. My ass was done. I started to get paranoid like a mufkuka. I had visions of me dying and shit. My mans asked if I was good and if we should move somewhere else. I told him naw, then realized I had to go to class. I dropped him off, and went home cause I forgot one of my textbooks. Went to my room and I started tripping. I was rolling on floor visualizing my death. Shit was crazy. I took a quick jog to clear my head before heading out class. Finally got class and I felt terrible. The whole class knew I was smoking cause my scent was strong. My instructor asked me question and my ass could even say word without stuttering. I was so embarrassed. Went home then out of the blue I started get the shakes. My ass was shaking the whole gotdamn night and it was like 70 degrees out. I really thought I was going die that night. My heart was beating on some occasions and there were some moments I couldn't even breathe properly. Woke up the next morning feeling great. Told my bro I needed break from weed lol.

sounds like you almost greened out; i had a point like that too. self-realization of your existence is the worst!
 
ppl say the longer u hold it the better the high.. that's bs

inhale, hold for a few sec n release

no need to hold it that long, it doesn't change the the content.. that shit enters fast..
 
The only way I can describe what I remember from my first couple times smoking weed is that I could see in cartoons.
 
BEAM;9426343 said:
The only way I can describe what I remember from my first couple times smoking weed is that I could see in cartoons.

I remember someone saying something similar once. Said he felt like he was watching himself move through a cartoon on TV...

But I knew who he copped off... And told him he more than likely had just smoked sherm :/
 
KamPushMe;9426252 said:
The first I smoked it was kinda of wack, but around 3rd time shit was crazy. I was hotboxing in my whip with my homie. Had class later that day, so I had to rush a bit. We was smoking like 3+ blunts and my mans brought his bowl(gas pipe) with him. I decided to try it out. I hit the bowl a couple times and nothing really happened until like the 5th or 6th hit. Broooooo. My ass was done. I started to get paranoid like a mufkuka. I had visions of me dying and shit. My mans asked if I was good and if we should move somewhere else. I told him naw, then realized I had to go to class. I dropped him off, and went home cause I forgot one of my textbooks. Went to my room and I started tripping. I was rolling on floor visualizing my death. Shit was crazy. I took a quick jog to clear my head before heading out class. Finally got class and I felt terrible. The whole class knew I was smoking cause my scent was strong. My instructor asked me question and my ass could even say word without stuttering. I was so embarrassed. Went home then out of the blue I started get the shakes. My ass was shaking the whole gotdamn night and it was like 70 degrees out. I really thought I was going die that night. My heart was beating on some occasions and there were some moments I couldn't even breathe properly. Woke up the next morning feeling great. Told my bro I needed break from weed lol.

You sure that s*** wasn't laced with something else? Lol!

I would've skipped class that day. I remember when I was taking Business Law class, this muthafucca showed up to class 5 MINUTES before we was about to get out. The damn smell of weed entered in the class before he did. Lol!!

Nigga came walkin in holding his book, and a smile on his face. Our instructor didn't wait til he walked fully in the classroom before he told his azzz to turn around and leave. Lol! S*** was funny as hell.
 
VIBE;9426316 said:
ppl say the longer u hold it the better the high.. that's bs

inhale, hold for a few sec n release

no need to hold it that long, it doesn't change the the content.. that shit enters fast..

@FBI

@childservices
 
never been high where I'm seeing things but def hearing things and letting my mind wander..

I've thought there may have been aliens and ghosts n shit

but I knew better

 
IceManKam;9426207 said:
Lou_Cypher;9426155 said:
HerbalVaporCapers;9426115 said:
Stew;9426056 said:
Never understood how niggas couldn't get high their 1st time. I had some shitty ass dirt Georgia weed and got high as fuck.

Me and the homies skipped school one day, they been trynna get me to smoke forever, I finally gave in, think I was 16. First time I hit it, I coughed my damn lungs up lol that was the first time I ever smoked anything, couldn't breathe for shit. Tried it again, same thing. Somebody blew me a gun and my god...

w6b3xu9zbvct.gif


I remember I started trippin talkin bout "Yo I need some medical attention, my throat fucked up" niggas was dying but I was dead ass serious lol went and looked in the mirror cause I felt my eyes slowwwly closing, "holy shit my eyes red as fuck" . After shit settled in, I prolly laughed harder than ever before just chillin wit the homies crackin jokes. Munchies kicked in, everybody left and nigga took a nap lol literally got every single side effect of weed off of hittin the blunt twice and catchin a gun off some shitty ass weed lol classic moment.

I think cats might not know how to inhale properly at a young age nh

Inhaling is definitely the problem with a lot of folks. I was always that guy that introduced my friends to drugs and I would notice all the time folks would hit the pipe or blunt and just have the smoke sitting in their mouth and blow it all out. I've trained tons of people step by step how to smoke a blunt.

"Puff.. ok, now breathe in, then breathe out!"

What's the technique, no homo

What lou_cypher said or

1. Inhale and blow the smoke out of your nose.

2. Inhale, let the smoke come out your mouth, while sucking the smoke back in through your nose. Then blow it out your mouth.

Either way will get you there.

I don't smoke weed anymore but I don't even remember the first time I smoked weed. I only remember the times I got the highest.....and most times involved indica and large amounts of kief.

 
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KamPushMe;9426252 said:
The first I smoked it was kinda of wack, but around 3rd time shit was crazy. I was hotboxing in my whip with my homie. Had class later that day, so I had to rush a bit. We was smoking like 3+ blunts and my mans brought his bowl(gas pipe) with him. I decided to try it out. I hit the bowl a couple times and nothing really happened until like the 5th or 6th hit. Broooooo. My ass was done. I started to get paranoid like a mufkuka. I had visions of me dying and shit. My mans asked if I was good and if we should move somewhere else. I told him naw, then realized I had to go to class. I dropped him off, and went home cause I forgot one of my textbooks. Went to my room and I started tripping. I was rolling on floor visualizing my death. Shit was crazy. I took a quick jog to clear my head before heading out class. Finally got class and I felt terrible. The whole class knew I was smoking cause my scent was strong. My instructor asked me question and my ass could even say word without stuttering. I was so embarrassed. Went home then out of the blue I started get the shakes. My ass was shaking the whole gotdamn night and it was like 70 degrees out. I really thought I was going die that night. My heart was beating on some occasions and there were some moments I couldn't even breathe properly. Woke up the next morning feeling great. Told my bro I needed break from weed lol.

wtf????? lol at this fool smoking with hector.

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Was 15, back in Holland, cant cop that shit legally untill your 18 so we had our oldest looking friend get it, wore his fathers trenchcoat and sun glasses n shit lmao

Anyway, we got some White widow, went to the woods/park where we always played football/soccer, smoked in a cirlce, took a shitload of hits, didnt feel anything untill shit started spinning and I was laying on my back on my bike and couldnt get up lol, thought it was game over for a min untill one of the bros came through with burgers n flurries lol
 
Hit the bong and nothing happen. Shit was a waste of fucking time. Though I must say that my boys was smoking out in the car. I must of caught a contact or something, because when we were having lunch in McDonald's that picture of the BART pulling into the station was the funny thing that I ever saw in life.
 
skpjr78;9426450 said:
KamPushMe;9426252 said:
The first I smoked it was kinda of wack, but around 3rd time shit was crazy. I was hotboxing in my whip with my homie. Had class later that day, so I had to rush a bit. We was smoking like 3+ blunts and my mans brought his bowl(gas pipe) with him. I decided to try it out. I hit the bowl a couple times and nothing really happened until like the 5th or 6th hit. Broooooo. My ass was done. I started to get paranoid like a mufkuka. I had visions of me dying and shit. My mans asked if I was good and if we should move somewhere else. I told him naw, then realized I had to go to class. I dropped him off, and went home cause I forgot one of my textbooks. Went to my room and I started tripping. I was rolling on floor visualizing my death. Shit was crazy. I took a quick jog to clear my head before heading out class. Finally got class and I felt terrible. The whole class knew I was smoking cause my scent was strong. My instructor asked me question and my ass could even say word without stuttering. I was so embarrassed. Went home then out of the blue I started get the shakes. My ass was shaking the whole gotdamn night and it was like 70 degrees out. I really thought I was going die that night. My heart was beating on some occasions and there were some moments I couldn't even breathe properly. Woke up the next morning feeling great. Told my bro I needed break from weed lol.

wtf????? lol at this fool smoking with hector.

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I swear that was the 1st thing that came thru my head when I read that post. Lol
 
VIBE;9426316 said:
ppl say the longer u hold it the better the high.. that's bs

inhale, hold for a few sec n release

no need to hold it that long, it doesn't change the the content.. that shit enters fast..

i was bad about holding that shit in ALL day lmao

I didnt wanna waste nothing

but a few years ago I was reading up on it and some professional stoner dude was like you basically get everything u gone get out of the smoke in about 3 seconds....after that you're just holding your breath like a dumbass lol

I still hold dabs til I choke fuck that lmao.....one time that shit wouldnt come up tho...scared the fuck outta me
 
First time I smoked weed, was right before a basketball game, and luckily I didnt get high because that would have sucked for my team, but I did cough like shit.

The first time I got high, which was a couple weeks later on a night where my mom was out of the house... I was 15 I believe, my sisters delinquent boyfriend had some Afghan and rolled up and invited me to hit that shit. I coughed up a storm again but this time shit got real bright and humorous all of a sudden. Next thing I know I'm sitting on my kitchen counter and everything is like movie frames. Like life going by choppy as hell and shit.

I would take a step and I would be where I wanted to go before I could think about it. I remember saying to my sister and her boyfriend "Oh shit, now I see why all the rappers smoke, this is so awesome." They laughed to themselves and left me alone to experience it.

I stumbled into the living room and felt real wavy as I tried to change the TV but couldn't keep up with the speed of the channels so I gave up and just laid on the couch looking up at the ceiling thinking about how cool I felt and how much I wanted to share this feeling with my folks. I passed out there.''

I pretty much smoked consistently since then until last year when I quit. On the cartoon thing though, I remember early on I guess I would have real bad highs because I would swallow the smoke instead of inhaling it (which would lead to spins and eventually throwing up). Well one time I was in my homies 3000GT and we were hitting this aluminum pipe (this was before we could cop blunt) behind a sketchy loading dock or something and all of a sudden, this dude turns into a cartoon and I couldn't comprehend anything he was saying. I played it cool but secretly thought like niggas were plotting or something, it was crazy.

I guess I am a bad influence though, because I am literally the one who got everybody in my circle smoking consistent. I would organize for us to meet at pools, or random places and roll up. Most of them still smoke to this day too... I gave it up though, shit makes me feel/think too much, and sometimes I just need to not think and just do...
 

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