Post a punchline that always impressed you

[Peezy_Jenkins]

 

[deathrowzorrow]

When I was twelve, I went to hell for snuffin Jesus

 

[DR. JEK]

I know these niggas miss the mean lyrics kush got the room smelling like teen spirit.

Who is that by?

 

[nujerz84]

You Panic Sensing My Manic Rage and Aggression cause the only bitch you see inside of my eye is your reflection.

Nelly dissing Krs-One we gotta stop him what's next Beyonce battling Rakim?

My flow the freakiest sorta like the daughters of southern racist white preachers is..

You best turn your voice down a decibel or you'll need to find studios that wheelchair accessible.

 

[nickel-us P]

Let the lil homie kick it in the auto shop wit us,

Long as he can make store runs and keep his mouth shut

Curren$y

 

[nickel-us P]

If u donu where to put it at, then dont ride with it,

Cuz theyll try to lose u in the system for some weed in my city.

Curren$y

 

[jee504]

My assignment since he said retirement

Hiding behind 8 Mile and The Chronic

Gets rich but dies rhyming

-Nas on Queens Get The Money

 

[The Nuisance]

Jay Z the whole lyrical exercise joint

 

[MorganFreemanKing]

As for your wife, took her out just to tour town/

Bench press for what, lift four pounds/

Tear up your car all four doors down/

Cats wanna box here's four more rounds

-Killa Cam

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

I spend days on Kawasakis

Nights with Lewinsky

But I'm the like the Ice Man, Michael Kuklinski

I style on New York, pile up my fork

The Dips, consulted by the son of Malachi York, doggy

Cause I push weight, plus I push tapes

God damn I'm starvin' and I just ate

I wouldn't say I'm Nino with The Carter

I'm more like the plant in Little Shop Of Horrors

But I don't say "Feed me Seymour"

I say, "Feed me Dame, feed me Lyor" (billions!)

Epic, they used to feed me detours

Roc-A-Fella, they feed me C-4

The way I blow up, the VS just soars

You GS-3, I'm GS-4

You in a Lexus, I'm Gulf Stream 4

Up in the sky, on a gulf stream tour

You want beef? We'll start a Gulf Stream war

Lay ya ass down on God's green floor

We playin' golf in the Gulf Of New Mexico

The cost to be the boss, you gotta respect it, ho

My gas game you gotta respect it tho

I swear to god you think I'm workin' for Texaco

And ya section know when any day Tecs could blow

Hit 'em from neck to toe when I come deck ya ho

 

[spayspay]

I got a punchline for ya. Yee ain't talkin bout shit, I wanna see my lawyer.

 

[Strokenoff]

If you was smart you'd be shook of me, cause id get tired of looking for you,spray ya momma crib and let yo ass look for me

 

[verbal juke]

I'm awakened by my own screams/

Lucifer masturbated in my dreams/

It means, somebody is gonna get fucked in the worst way/

And none of y'all hoes touchin' my wordplay.. Nas " Something Foul"

 

[DR. JEK]

I keep the Tec sucka,

So i dont care if your pops married my mother i dare U to `STEP BROTHER`

JR Writer

 

[The_Man]

"You're never gonna pop like 10 gold chains

that's why your chick's blowing on me like Nintendo Games"

"I light up trees like everyday's Christmas"

 

[nujerz84]

Words are my weapon hope they dont go over your head like Kangols in 87.

My style is like a c section Im a cut above yall pussies.

Chino done bodied more rappers than a flooded mardi gras.

I can count on one hand rappers I'm greater than but wait a minute, thats only if a calculator is in it cause the number is so infinite.

There aint enough math invented to count ways I aint feeling you, but I show you love everyday by not killing you.

 

[level 7 boss]

It's embarrassing some cats don't even know what a punchline is

 

[Busta Carmichael]

"You're never gonna pop like 10 gold chains

that's why your chick's blowing on me like Nintendo Games"

"I light up trees like everyday's Christmas"

Beat me 2 it with Christmas line

 

[Dave2one6]

Im the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it,

I'll snatch ya crown wit ya head still attached to it.

Canibus is the type that'll fight for mics,

Beatin niggaz to death and beating dead niggaz to life.

 

[freethewave]

An MC so ill I got aids scared to catch me

also canibus