Post a punchline that always impressed you

[Dave2one6]

"You aint a X-Man like the comics, you a ex-man like RuPaul."

-Chino XL-

 

[So ILL]

"I used to do stick-ups, cause hoes is irritating like the HICcups!" -- Biggie on "The What"

That whole song is classic, but that line has been cold to me for years.

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

Lupe owns this shit!

Plaque collection building cuz I don't brush my teeth enough

A lot of niggas salty cuz I be over seasoned tough (over seas and stuff) - Lupe

This ain't a punchline but I don't give a fuck

"i don't want the throne i want the helicopter rockin chair

Jay gave me a cosign like rocawear

But be clear I'm not the heir(air)

I'm the water, fire and the earth

That means I'm doing dirt, spitting flames and quenching thirst"

 

[walwyn]

"Welcome to nay hood, bigger than jects, G

Cheated death multiple times without riggin the deck

So I'm well prepped if you just want war

There'll be blood everywhere, you be laying on the Louboutin floor"

Joe Budden- 2.0 Boys

 

[The_Man]

"They wanna know why I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye"

"A tec-9 is my utencil, fillin' nigga's with so much lead they can use their dick for a pencil"

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

"The flow sick but they have yet to recognize me/they'll rather sit and watch a loser like spike lee"

 

[level 7 boss]

Before I buck led, create a lot of bloodshed, turn your tux red,

I'm far from broke got enough bread

And mad hoes ask Bevis I get nuthing Butthead (But Head)

Big L

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Niggas can't ball like me, they quickly nearing H.O.R.S.E. I bring deaf to em', no hearing loss

 

[HustleThaDon]

If you was smart you'd be shook of me, cause id get tired of looking for you,spray ya momma crib and let yo ass look for me

Damn that's vicious who said that?

 

[just.might.b.ok]

^50

 

[Built 4 cuban linx]

"I know a bitch named superhead, she give super head, moved her up in the buidling and she even gave the super head"- Jadakiss

 

[Dave2one6]

"While you niggaz is babblin, my lyrics is travelin like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen."

-Canibus-

 

[Go figure]

You ain’t wet nobody, nigga, you Canada dry

Com Sense

 

[nujerz84]

Fuck with me you get bent my gunz aint the size of bow wow they the size of 50 Cent

 

[Go figure]

Its suicidal, how i smoke so much la,

I saw a dead bird flying through a broken sky

You're the Man - Nas

& the whole Rewind track

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

"Gives a fuck what you think about me unless you feeding my family"--Jeezy

 

[bignorm]

I'm a derailed train, a Female's pain

Of giving birth while the head nurse

gives her husband brain

Jean Grae

 

[leftcoastkev]

There ain't no rehabilitatin, pull a gat on your grandmother

Then take her social security

Sacrifice the suckers and weak motherfuckers that run in fear, I'm the menace to misery

Answer the knock at your door and open the AK delivery

Best known for bein unsympathetic when I pick em

Cause sympathy is for the pathetic and to the victim

kill em and kill another

mercy my only incapacity started by killin my own mother

Maniacal madman, son of Mephisto

Fine to go to Hell, since I was an embryo

A criminal

cold standin in a gangsta pose

Steppin with Ren the Villain slappin up all the hoes

Your mother, your sister, your daughter, your wife

And if you was reincarnated, I would snatch your second life

In it for the money, down for me myself and I you see

and fuck the community

I know in conclusion that death is my destiny

But fuck it, be shootin motherfuckers that's left to me

So write my malevolent epitath, put it in the book of Guiness

And title it, The Ballad of a Menace