went to lexington to party with a few of my bros. a chick that i knew lived there. she texted me saying "i wanna see you" so i told my homies where i was going. got to the her crib, made our way to the bedroom. did a little foreplay, started kissing on her stomach, unzipped her pants and shit smelled HORRIBLE. best way i can describe the smell is to rub your hand against your balls after hooping, working out then sniff it lol smh. told her i ain't have a condom and dipped out. ain't spoke to her since
mr. blackpowerman
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Pure fuckin' comedy. Got my damn stomach hurtin and shit...
HarlemThumzUp
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Perfect;5789648 said:
MoneyPowerRespect
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in high school, a group of us skipped school. 6 girls and around 4 guys.
so, they started playing truth or dare. naturally, somebody gets dared to fuck. and these dumbasses did it. well, they get done and as i'm coming out the bathroom they opened up the bedroom door [they were right across the hall from each other], this smell of sweat, armpits, and ass hits me. i just started spraying some air freshener and kept it moving. but all the other girls went back there to smell it. that bitch was the laughingstock of the school after that..
so, they started playing truth or dare. naturally, somebody gets dared to fuck. and these dumbasses did it. well, they get done and as i'm coming out the bathroom they opened up the bedroom door [they were right across the hall from each other], this smell of sweat, armpits, and ass hits me. i just started spraying some air freshener and kept it moving. but all the other girls went back there to smell it. that bitch was the laughingstock of the school after that..
MoneyPowerRespect
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i don't know how girls don't know how they smell tbh.
my mama always don't tld me 'if yo coochie stink, you either need a shot or an antibiotic'.
but i'm too scarey. if anything is wrong wit Victoria- i go to the doctor.
my mama always don't tld me 'if yo coochie stink, you either need a shot or an antibiotic'.
but i'm too scarey. if anything is wrong wit Victoria- i go to the doctor.
VioletBeauregarde
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Several months ago, my EX boyfriend started coming home around 9:00 in the morning with his fingers and beard reeking of rancid body odor. That guy used to spend about two or three hours getting ready because he had such an intense fear of smelling bad. I knew that he must have been banging someone with a vag odor problem, and I was thrilled to finally be able to kick his ass out for a reason he couldn't dispute! Word of advice to the dudes who have horror stories about malodorous snatches: If you have a beard and you're cheating on someone with a girl whose junk smells like a soiled laundry basket in a prison locker room, your significant other can probably smell it on your flavor saver!
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afro thunder
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This negro hit the stanky panky raw...can't lie, I been there before once. The only difference is about 2 weeks later I was yelling like tarzan everytime I took a piss cause it stung like someone lit my shit on fire. Took a walk of shame to the doctor.
Hung up my EBRC boots after that. Just a whiff of stanky panky makes me limp now, doesn't matter how bad she looks.
Hung up my EBRC boots after that. Just a whiff of stanky panky makes me limp now, doesn't matter how bad she looks.
unspoken_respect
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Batman.;5933166 said:
Catwoman was a crazy bitch!
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ineedpussy
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this need to be fof or stickied. man these stories got me crackin up
FlightKing
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damnkp;5795106 said:
LysolJenkins;5897045 said:
Ol' disclaimer ass niggas - just tell the story!
unspoken_respect
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The thread's name should be changed to "It Stank So Good".
I was 18, just got to my Duty Station in the Army. Had no car, no phone. Met a chick on BP (no pics) but said she looked like Queen Latifah. So, Im like cool. Had my Boy drop me off. Went up to the house and some old white lady answered the door. That was my 1st sign to call it a night, but I head cross the street to the other house ( cant remember which color house she told she lived in). I knock on the door, a few secs later it opens up and as it opens the 1st thing I see is a big ass shoulder. The door opens fully and lets just say this chick looks nothing like QL and she was a big girl with a flat ass. So, we sit there for a min making small talk and shes like you can leave if you want too. Im not nah, Im good.
So, we take it to the room and I told her Imma go to sleep. Im in the bed with my back turned to her and shes rubbing on me talking about its a shame she has a man in her bed and she has to go to bed horny. I turn over and let her stroke it for a lil bit. But, Im not attracted to her at all so my soldiers keeps laying down. I tell her to suck me off and Ill handle you when you done. She agrees and goes to work. I bust one, get clean up and get in position between her legs.
Now, its dark in the room and shes a big chick so its even darker down there ya know. So, I get to fingering her and she moaning and shit....Im working her real good, when the smell of shit feels the room. So, I tell her...hell nah, I cant do this shit. I lay back down with my back to her and smell my finger and that shit stank as hell. I go to the bathroom and wash it off. I lay back down and go to sleep. I call my boy in the am and he picks me up. We died laughing at the story.
Still to this day I wonder if I missed the mark and was actually fingering her asshole.
So, we take it to the room and I told her Imma go to sleep. Im in the bed with my back turned to her and shes rubbing on me talking about its a shame she has a man in her bed and she has to go to bed horny. I turn over and let her stroke it for a lil bit. But, Im not attracted to her at all so my soldiers keeps laying down. I tell her to suck me off and Ill handle you when you done. She agrees and goes to work. I bust one, get clean up and get in position between her legs.
Now, its dark in the room and shes a big chick so its even darker down there ya know. So, I get to fingering her and she moaning and shit....Im working her real good, when the smell of shit feels the room. So, I tell her...hell nah, I cant do this shit. I lay back down with my back to her and smell my finger and that shit stank as hell. I go to the bathroom and wash it off. I lay back down and go to sleep. I call my boy in the am and he picks me up. We died laughing at the story.
Still to this day I wonder if I missed the mark and was actually fingering her asshole.
