ladies and gents: stories of stinky pussies.

[aneed123]

yo' that stories pretty bad. Too be honest most American women's P**** have a smell. I'm just being real. It's not a bad smell but I don't care how much they wash it's there. I ain't lying or else I got a damn good nose. Of course some of theirs is waaaay worse than others, but I mean even straight out the shower and to the bed I can taste it or when I'm down there smell it. Again, I ain't talking about it stinking, it's just that scent. I know American women probably hate me for saying this, but I have to: when I travelled outside the US and had some out of the country ass, I didn't smell nothing. I kept trying to smell it too and couldn't smell nothing. I think it's the diet. But back to the point, if that ass is musty smelling I don't do it. I did in the past but I would just stop, tell her about herself another time and give her one more shot.

It's they diet...or they ph off. I done had chicks with no smell... then u got that normal smell my finger cat smell...

 

[aneed123]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

Hahaha hilarious

 

[Trillfate]

https://twitter.com/OGBRCKS/status/885945191168868352

 

[konceptjones]

Had to re-upload this since it's no longer on the site I linked it from:



the sentiment still applies.

 

[konceptjones]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

Unc was outchea like Ace Ventura

 

[ghostdog56]

@obnoxiouslyfresh don't you eat a lot of chitlins?

 

[So ILL]

@obnoxiouslyfresh don't you eat a lot of chitlins?

I was dead when she said she puts some in Tupperware to heat up for lunch at work. Country ass lol.

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I eat chitlins twice a year ok!

Around thanksgiving and Christmas

 

[silverfoxx]

Lmaooo

Aite I'll drop my story quickly.

About 4 years ago, I moved to Atlanta, and was trying to see what it was hitting like. One chick I try to date was cool, quiet, flirtatious, and had a snappy overbite that she would hide good. So we head to a motel, grab a pizza, and it was hot AF outside. She was in this sundress, and knowing she is not the wisest, I tried to hint that we should shower before we lay down. I said "yea I need to shower, you coming? " Her dumb ass was like... "Nah I'ma relax first" and she had the nerve to let out a cute innocent laugh.

I was sooooo pissed bruh. Because I know the what was about to happen and I was not turned on at all, since she had garlic breath and was musty AF. So I went to go shower, hoping in can inspire, I walked out with a bunch of toothpaste all over my face, you to influence her and I said " woo! I needed that, my breath was hot! Lol" the bitch said " I might go grab some garlic knots,"

I shook my head, laid down on the side and she slowly tried to get intimate, I told her let me nap first....nope this Motherfucka got in my face reverse cowgirl and slapped the fuck outta me with some mustard, apple cider vinegar, and sardines.

Real shit I blacked out for 10 seconds. Jumped back up packed my bags and I told her it was emergency. Caught a Uber and blocked her number.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Lmaooo

Aite I'll drop my story quickly.

About 4 years ago, I moved to Atlanta, and was trying to see what it was hitting like. One chick I try to date was cool, quiet, flirtatious, and had a snappy overbite that she would hide good. So we head to a motel, grab a pizza, and it was hot AF outside. She was in this sundress, and knowing she is not the wisest, I tried to hint that we should shower before we lay down. I said "yea I need to shower, you coming? " Her dumb ass was like... "Nah I'ma relax first" and she had the nerve to let out a cute innocent laugh.

I was sooooo pissed bruh. Because I know the what was about to happen and I was not turned on at all, since she had garlic breath and was musty AF. So I went to go shower, hoping in can inspire, I walked out with a bunch of toothpaste all over my face, you to influence her and I said " woo! I needed that, my breath was hot! Lol" the bitch said " I might go grab some garlic knots,"

I shook my head, laid down on the side and she slowly tried to get intimate, I told her let me nap first....nope this Motherfucka got in my face reverse cowgirl and slapped the fuck outta me with some mustard, apple cider vinegar, and sardines.

Real shit I blacked out for 10 seconds. Jumped back up packed my bags and I told her it was emergency. Caught a Uber and blocked her number.

 

[konceptjones]

I eat chitlins twice a year ok!

Around thanksgiving and Christmas

@obnoxiouslyfresh this could have been "us"...



but you eat them stankin ass chit'lins...

 

[TheNightKing]

Had this one chick come through that had been on me for a minute. She sit her ass up on the bed and the stank from that puss was ungodly. I couldn't do it even though she was super bad. She kept trying though. She wouldn't give up the head without fucking, smh.

At that point I knew how women felt when niggas be trying to persuade them to fuck, lol. Had me feeling like a shy little bitch. Ran into her ass a couple weeks ago and still remembered that smell damn near 20 years later. That one moment marked that girl in my head for the rest of her days.

 

[Maywood]

U Never And I Mean Never Forget The SMell

 

[So ILL]

I eat chitlins twice a year ok!

Around thanksgiving and Christmas

Shitlins lol.

 

[Splackavelli]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

 

[Fosheezy]

And these hoes be thinking they sooo cute too....and walking around smelling like Double Rappukken ! Smh

Got the nerve to wonder why nigga won't go down or why he quit calling you.

Surprise!!

 

[skpjr78]

The official soundtrack to this stanking ass thread

 

[rickmogul]

That shit stains a woman. I know one in Chi who's a lawyer now. We " tried " to get it cracking buy whoa! Homies was like man that's a catch, she probably just had a bad day. @ineedpussy Yes Sir that shit will kill Everything. It's a kill switch. @skpjr78 happened with a bad ass Rican I was smitten with. Came by after work for what would have been the best fuck session ever! Parents we're gone had the house. Man, she NEVER smelled this bad b4. GOD! It's like she was a different person and shit. Soooo awful. Then it happened again a few weeks later. Relationship just fizzled. Quiet as kept, had a super thick CAC 4 a few years. Didn't douche, said it would mess up her PH balance and ALWAYS pissed immediately after sex. Best and freshest hygeine game I've ever came across.

 

[b'mer...]

No pun intended...let it burn!!!