ladies and gents: stories of stinky pussies.

[Westie]

my BF told me randomly one day

'your pussy's never smelt 'frawsy' (wtf that mean) you know'

'what?'

'like it smells fresh each time'

'huuuh?'

'trust me, pussy dont always smell fresh, well done'

'thanks?'

What could cause a women to smell like that anyway? It seems when we bring up this topic women seem to be completely unaware of their own funk. How can you not know you smell like fish? Shouldn't women give themselves a finger test before sex.

You should ALWAYS make sure you smell clean, sex or not. No grown woman should walk around smelling like rotten fish. A foul smell indicates an infection. Musty usually just means the chick needs to wash.

Either one is not ok and she should be well aware of how she smells.

 

[lord_infamous]

God this is embarrasing (long story alert)...

I met this half white/rican chick w/some of the biggest breasts i've ever seen at the bus stop near my house. We kick up a convo and i find out that she lives around the corner. So i think i'm gonna get get up on a hook up near my crib.

I go over to her house and there's a dude in front asking for ID's. I'm like, wtf, but give mine and go to her room. There was something in the back of my mind that something was "off" with this girl. Her room looks like a hoarders crib and i find out that this is some type of house for women with mental issues.

So i'm like, fuck it, im here and talk until we started to fuck around and I got them titties out. They were GOAT, i can't front. I get her pants off and wham...the smell hit me. She must have saw my face, cause she said " I usually shower in the morning". So being the gentleman that i was, i say, "You know, I don't have any rubbers."

She says, " You up for a game of chance?" and opened those thighs even farther. Now i was at the crossroads. So I split the difference and grabbed one of those mammoth boobs in one and, and in the other pretended that I was getting myself ready.

I ended up skeeting across her chest and throat, then said i had to go with the quickness. Even with this disrespect, she still gave me her number to call when i get horny. I lost that number with the quickness. I ran out so fast that I left my ID there and never went back to get it.

 

[IamtheVILLE]

@IamtheVILLE how much time you got left?

til i die from natural causes

 

[gem$tone]

Haven't run into any stink joints for some time now maybe since my teenage years.

So one time the fellas caught some chics from the west side that was down. So we get word and head to my man house. His cousin is like they were in the hallway. So we start heading downstairs and start smelling shit on like the fifth floor. Now since it the projects I ain't think nothing of it. We get down to the ground floor and that smell was intense. One of my dudes was fingering this bitch and her shit smelling like garbage truck juice. I couldn't believe it. Worst shit I ever smelled.

Another time I'm chilling in my crib when the neighborhood jump-off walks pass my window coming from the store. Since I'm in the crib dolo I spit some shit to her and get her to come up. First I just wanted some head but she was talking that she wanted dick and she been wanting it from me for awhile. So she start getting undressed. Titties were goat, but once the pants came off I was tight. I tried to convince myself it was just her feet. But once the panties came off, it was like the smell went from kaioken 10x straight to super sayan 4. Told her my grandmoms was on her way back and she gotta go. Immediately.

Smh

I never told anyone so one time chilling wit my boys they gassed me up talking about she be walking around with shit in her pockets. It's funny as fuck now but they had me believing that for about three hours

 

[IamtheVILLE]

keep'em coming fellas. wheres the bitches of the ic at? i know they got stories of they stinky puss havin niggaZ runnin

 

[damnkp]

This happened before I was married..I went to the club and ran into a chick from school who was with her cousin..so after I was in there for awhile the girl I knew said her cousin liked me and wanted to know if I could take her home..so I was like cool cus she was decent looking and had a fat ass..so we get to her house and we get to fucking around and I unbuttoned her pants and started smelling something foul..I asked her if she smelt the same shit I was smelling and she said no..but then she says she has to go to the bathroom and I immediately start to put my shirt back on..then she comes out smelling like she sprayed air freshener all over her clothes which confirmed that she knew her shit was foul..I told her I had to be at work early in the morning and bounced..I ain't even have a job tho

 

[IamtheVILLE]

This happened before I was married..I went to the club and ran into a chick from school who was with her cousin..so after I was in there for awhile the girl I knew said her cousin liked me and wanted to know if I could take her home..so I was like cool cus she was decent looking and had a fat ass..so we get to her house and we get to fucking around and I unbuttoned her pants and started smelling something foul..I asked her if she smelt the same shit I was smelling and she said no..but then she says she has to go to the bathroom and I immediately start to put my shirt back on..then she comes out smelling like she sprayed air freshener all over her clothes which confirmed that she knew her shit was foul..I told her I had to be at work early in the morning and bounced..I ain't even have a job tho

i gave you a feelings cause nigga you still should of beat. and whats up with yall niggaZ asking bitches do they smell that or you want to take a shower. all the pussy gettin ass niggaZ. niggaZ who dont get pussy dont ask questions

 

[Ishi]

Lets all pray for this nigga VILLE. He won't be with us much longer.

 

[IamtheVILLE]

Lets all pray for this nigga VILLE. He won't be with us much longer.

fuck it

 

[ohhhla]

And to think I came out of that.

 

[mc317]

Bitch pussy smelled of oyster and dumpster water.

 

[J-GUTTA]

One time I went to a strip club in the hood.............

Shorty was bent-over so I decided to.........

Stick my right index finger in some pussy.........

Smelled my finger and almost passed-out............

That stench was on my finger for about a week.............

Couldn't wash it away......

Don't quite know how to describe it....... diseased budussy & landfill residue maybe..........

Went to the clinic to get a shot just in case any of that shit seeped through my finger...............

Same thing. 1 year my boys would have strippers over for the half time shows on Sundays watching football. So the strippers come out. The 1st one that gives me a lap dance straight smelled like ass. I couldn't even bring myself to smack her ass more than once. I was on that Plap shit and couldn't even tip her a dollar. Ill shit is my boy right next to me who she jumped on next was loving her....

my BF told me randomly one day

'your pussy's never smelt 'frawsy' (wtf that mean) you know'

'what?'

'like it smells fresh each time'

'huuuh?'

'trust me, pussy dont always smell fresh, well done'

'thanks?'

What could cause a women to smell like that anyway? It seems when we bring up this topic women seem to be completely unaware of their own funk. How can you not know you smell like fish? Shouldn't women give themselves a finger test before sex.

You should ALWAYS make sure you smell clean, sex or not. No grown woman should walk around smelling like rotten fish. A foul smell indicates an infection. Musty usually just means the chick needs to wash.

Either one is not ok and she should be well aware of how she smells.

Back in the old IC days there was this chick for the life of me I can't remember her name but she once mention in a threaf like this girls are so nasty all.they have to do is scoop out what ever is there with their fingers as part of the daily hygiene....Yo shorty was rosted much shit was hilarious.

 

[Rock_Well]

Yuck, my nig said he put his fanga in her belly button and smelt it -

Straight DOODOO GRITS!!!! dang!!!

 

[bdbdbd]

fucking with a portuguese chick, shit was all good till i started rubbing on her clit, her shit started getting wetter than a motherfucker but as she got wet i just got hit with this fishy smell...its like a cloud of raw fish smell just filled up the room, its hard to explain but even harder to forget. the problem is i hadnt had sex in a while, plus id be tryna get at this chick for a while so i said fuck it, and powered through.

luckily for me i bust real quick that night so i dropped the nut off then caught some Zs

i think its cus Portuguese people all they eat is fish....maybe

 

[mc317]

Bitch smelled of busted cyst puss and left out chicken parts from Sals

 

[buttuh_b]

I only had one incident. I just fucked through it and kept it moving.

 

[S2J]

God this is embarrasing (long story alert)...

I met this half white/rican chick w/some of the biggest breasts i've ever seen at the bus stop near my house. We kick up a convo and i find out that she lives around the corner. So i think i'm gonna get get up on a hook up near my crib.

I go over to her house and there's a dude in front asking for ID's. I'm like, wtf, but give mine and go to her room. There was something in the back of my mind that something was "off" with this girl. Her room looks like a hoarders crib and i find out that this is some type of house for women with mental issues.

So i'm like, fuck it, im here and talk until we started to fuck around and I got them titties out. They were GOAT, i can't front. I get her pants off and wham...the smell hit me. She must have saw my face, cause she said " I usually shower in the morning". So being the gentleman that i was, i say, "You know, I don't have any rubbers."

She says, " You up for a game of chance?" and opened those thighs even farther. Now i was at the crossroads. So I split the difference and grabbed one of those mammoth boobs in one and, and in the other pretended that I was getting myself ready.

I ended up skeeting across her chest and throat, then said i had to go with the quickness. Even with this disrespect, she still gave me her number to call when i get horny. I lost that number with the quickness. I ran out so fast that I left my ID there and never went back to get it.

Yooooo Lmao

 

[konceptjones]

 

[ineedpussy]

this thread is caaaarrrrraaaazzzzzyyyyyy

 

[Bussy_Getta]

after a 4mi run yea....