ladies and gents: stories of stinky pussies.

[BangEm_Bart]

Threadstarter died of AIDS.

 

[Will Munny]

usually a pussy smells exactly like what u would expect it to smell like, like if u eat a girl who out after a night of summer dancing and walk home in the rain, its gonna smell exactly like a pussy thats been sweating all night after a walk home in the rain.

 

[King_MOEbra]

Nasty ass niggas! LOL

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

Thick indian jawn. Kissing and what not, I take off her lil yoga tights, I been waiting for months to dig her out. Slid them off, and the funk straight up had me in SHOCK. I said fuck it anyway and stuck my fingers in. Yo...the smell was so bad I started gagging. Wiped my fingers off on my white T and no lie that shit STAINED MY SHIRT. I could never get it out. I just ended up throwing that bitch away...

Yo wtf! I Literally just threw my phone across the bed.

Bitch got the Ganges water in her shit

 

[ineedpussy]

@mods stickie this shit. yall sticky everythang else

 

[mc317]

 

[not this again!]

Thick indian jawn. Kissing and what not, I take off her lil yoga tights, I been waiting for months to dig her out. Slid them off, and the funk straight up had me in SHOCK. I said fuck it anyway and stuck my fingers in. Yo...the smell was so bad I started gagging. Wiped my fingers off on my white T and no lie that shit STAINED MY SHIRT. I could never get it out. I just ended up throwing that bitch away...

Not surprising. Indian people are not exactly big on bathing. Factor in their diet, and it's no surprise her snatch smelled like a dead cow rotting in the hot sun.

Used to have an Indian couple living upstairs from me, and the wife would always leave for work before I left. Every morning, I walked into a mushroom cloud of perfume. No lie, that shit would take like 20 minutes to clear out. Only reason you could possibly need that much perfume is if you aren't washing your ass.

There can only be one way to deal with a woman with crotch rot.

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[vagrant-718]

yo' that stories pretty bad. Too be honest most American women's P**** have a smell. I'm just being real. It's not a bad smell but I don't care how much they wash it's there. I ain't lying or else I got a damn good nose. Of course some of theirs is waaaay worse than others, but I mean even straight out the shower and to the bed I can taste it or when I'm down there smell it. Again, I ain't talking about it stinking, it's just that scent. I know American women probably hate me for saying this, but I have to: when I travelled outside the US and had some out of the country ass, I didn't smell nothing. I kept trying to smell it too and couldn't smell nothing. I think it's the diet. But back to the point, if that ass is musty smelling I don't do it. I did in the past but I would just stop, tell her about herself another time and give her one more shot.

This man might be onto something. Cause I was w/ an aruba chick during my vacay and she didnt have a smell at all

 

[jayvon32]

I went over to this shorty house I met off tagged a few years back. Body was on point, face cute, fat ass and nigga had some extreme nasty thoughts in mind

 

[jayvon32]

^^^

Bitch pussy smelled liked garbage juice and week old feet. Nigga was mad as fuck

I spent time online acting like this bitch was deep and for what? So putrid ass pussy! Nigga I tried to fight through it, yet the odor was too overwhelming. I just got up and left, bitch asking where I'm going, I gave her a serious ass mug.

Went home and wack it off heavy that night. I took a Huge L and Win that night at the same damn time

 

[silverfoxx]

The last chick popped me off 8 times . I was so amazed at her commitment to please me. She even let me finish in her mouth. Later that night we had sex and she rode me. Cool, but turn her around to do the " face down ass down" to her and man that shit slapped my face harder then a bich. Went limp and went to sleep. I guess that's the reason she tried to make up for time.

 

[ineedpussy]

so yall goin limp on stank pussies? no homo

 

[BangEm_Bart]

^^^

Bitch pussy smelled liked garbage juice and week old feet. Nigga was mad as fuck

I spent time online acting like this bitch was deep and for what? So putrid ass pussy! Nigga I tried to fight through it, yet the odor was too overwhelming. I just got up and left, bitch asking where I'm going, I gave her a serious ass mug.

Went home and wack it off heavy that night. I took a Huge L and Win that night at the same damn time

Yea, shadyteam pussy stinks, bitch throat game on point though.

 

[Stew]

Uppin for a slow night :joy:

 

[So ILL]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

 

[Koltrain]

Stank pussy is traumatizing

 

[Koltrain]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

Yo aunt ain't trip off him smashing her friend?

 

[Fosheezy]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit

lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

 

[So ILL]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

Yo aunt ain't trip off him smashing her friend?

He said naw, surprisingly since he said she was real tight about everything growing up. That definitely would've been a red flag for me, like -- what's wrong with her?

 

[So ILL]

Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his dick and "the coochie opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.

Uncle: Awwww, fuck! Get up, Man!

Aunt's friend: What's wrong?

Uncle: Your pussy stank like a motherfucker!

Nigga said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and shit

lmao.

He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was drunk and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.

Nigga said it was the middle of winter and he ain't give a damn lmao.