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T. Sanford;8020249 said:
Ruth Chris? I would've bought her a lunchable or some tortino's pizza rolls & called it a day

Ahh, thanks for the reminder. Another red flag of this man's lies

He said he went from Red Lobster on date 1 to Ruth Chris on #2

#lies
 
S2J;8020358 said:
T. Sanford;8020249 said:
Ruth Chris? I would've bought her a lunchable or some tortino's pizza rolls & called it a day

Ahh, thanks for the reminder. Another red flag of this man's lies

He said he went from Red Lobster on date 1 to Ruth Chris on #2

#lies

Ha great job detective

Um sorry if Ruth Chris is to expressive for your blood
 
Off&On;8020389 said:
TayGettem ;530898 said:
So I met this girl I was feeling

An I thought she was feeling son

We talked on the phone texted a lot

I took her on two dates red lobster then Ruth Chris

Paid both times even bought her flowers and a necklace

I know I broke guy code but man she had me open

Got me sending her good morning and good night text like I'm really digging her money

Anyway after the second date we go back to her joint

I didn't smash but I did end up giving her head I was going in for about 2hrs

Then she politely kicked me out saying she had to work in the morning and she'd hmu tmw

.......son it's been a week since that happen she ain't called or texted a nigga

Ain't replied to none of my text or calls.... My minds telling me I got played

But my heart don't want to believe it cause I thought she was the one b

Its got to be another explanation to this shit money

Where did I go wrong like I really want to go yo her spot and ask her why she do me like that

I feel so much better since expressing myself

Lol....yo,...what state u live in?

Alabama line near ga but I'm from dallas

 
TayGettem ;8020378 said:
S2J;8020358 said:
T. Sanford;8020249 said:
Ruth Chris? I would've bought her a lunchable or some tortino's pizza rolls & called it a day

Ahh, thanks for the reminder. Another red flag of this man's lies

He said he went from Red Lobster on date 1 to Ruth Chris on #2

#lies

Ha great job detective

Um sorry if Ruth Chris is to expressive for your blood

Look at this ngga...cant spell it, cant use the phrase right , ngga just cant get right. I can see this ngga now nh

'Yea, can i get the Ka-Juan chicken?'

'Um, sir, you mean cajun'
 
Snatch Some Collars;8019987 said:
TayGettem ;530898 said:
So I met this girl I was feeling

An I thought she was feeling son

We talked on the phone texted a lot

I took her on two dates red lobster then Ruth Chris

Paid both times even bought her flowers and a necklace

I know I broke guy code but man she had me open

Got me sending her good morning and good night text like I'm really digging her money

Anyway after the second date we go back to her joint

I didn't smash but I did end up giving her head I was going in for about 2hrs

Then she politely kicked me out saying she had to work in the morning and she'd hmu tmw

.......son it's been a week since that happen she ain't called or texted a nigga

Ain't replied to none of my text or calls.... My minds telling me I got played

But my heart don't want to believe it cause I thought she was the one b

Its got to be another explanation to this shit money

Where did I go wrong like I really want to go yo her spot and ask her why she do me like that

I feel so much better since expressing myself

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I ain't gone lie I got watery eyed

Ain't no tears fall doe
 
Women love romantic gestures. Do some sweet shit tonight like break in her bedroom window while she's sleeping.

Make sure you bring a boombox and have your favorite Boys II Men song queued up.

Any song will do as long as it includes a spoken aside by former member Mike (Bass).

Stand at the foot of her bed and make sure you stick the landing on whatever Mike's simpass "Baby I'm Sorry For What I Did, I'll Never Hurt You Again, Please Come Back To Me" speech happens to be for this particular song.

If she hasn't stabbed or murdered you by now then you're back in there, B.

But if she still plays hard to get after all that, just descend upon her and eat her ass until she loves you again.

You're welcome.
 
Stomp Johnson;8020519 said:
Women love romantic gestures. Do some sweet shit tonight like break in her bedroom window while she's sleeping.

Make sure you bring a boombox and have your favorite Boys II Men song queued up.

Any song will do as long as it includes a spoken aside by former member Mike (Bass).

Stand at the foot of her bed and make sure you stick the landing on whatever Mike's simpass "Baby I'm Sorry For What I Did, I'll Never Hurt You Again, Please Come Back To Me" speech happens to be for this particular song.

If she hasn't stabbed or murdered you by now then you're back in there, B.

But if she still plays hard to get after all that, just descend upon her and eat her ass until she loves you again.

You're welcome.

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I'm love sick not desperate for a charge b
 
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She is probably getting fucked in a McDonald's toilet right now as you read this, fucked by a guy who she bought a happy meal for.
 
Threads like this makes feel me feel so blessed. I looking at the past females i messed with and they are either pregnant, still stupid, or worse. I really dodged some bullets. OP shit may hurt now, but im telling you you dodge a bullet son. But if you lying about this, then yous a hoe.
 
silverfoxx;8020615 said:
Threads like this makes feel me feel so blessed. I looking at the past females i messed with and they are either pregnant, still stupid, or worse. I really dodged some bullets. OP shit may hurt now, but im telling you you dodge a bullet son. But if you lying about this, then yous a hoe.

What's up with all the ducktales lies shit?

Who makes threads like this for fun?
 
Nigga ain't you say you were married with 2 kids? You taking potential side chicks to ruth chris steakhouse? That's how we doing it now? Word?
 
Stiff;8020631 said:
Nigga ain't you say you were married with 2 kids? You taking potential side chicks to ruth chris steakhouse? That's how we doing it now? Word?

I said I got a babymomma with a kid

Den my second babymomma just had my 2nd child

I'm a bit of a fuck up

My pull out game weak af
 
How the hell can one eat the pussy for two hours. My tongue would have been sore as fuck. Be honest you were licking everything but the puss weren't you? Eating her belly button giggling and shit.
 
TayGettem ;8020700 said:
Stiff;8020631 said:
Nigga ain't you say you were married with 2 kids? You taking potential side chicks to ruth chris steakhouse? That's how we doing it now? Word?

I said I got a babymomma with a kid

Den my second babymomma just had my 2nd child

I'm a bit of a fuck up

My pull out game weak af

bra bra…i ain't saying you a liar…im just saying this the internet…and everything is well documented on the internet

TayGettem ;8002813 said:
I got a wife and two kids that could be my man cave but can't live there
 
TayGettem ;8020700 said:
Stiff;8020631 said:
Nigga ain't you say you were married with 2 kids? You taking potential side chicks to ruth chris steakhouse? That's how we doing it now? Word?

I said I got a babymomma with a kid

Den my second babymomma just had my 2nd child

I'm a bit of a fuck up

My pull out game weak af

you got 3 kids and getting played like that? Ruth Chris bruh? hey it happens to the best of us... but nigga i can't see myself getting "love struck" if I got 3 kids...
 
reapin505;8020709 said:
How the hell can one eat the pussy for two hours. My tongue would have been sore as fuck. Be honest you were licking everything but the puss weren't you? Eating her belly button giggling and shit.

Its not hard to do

All you do is suck on it

An lick her clit while u suck

Y'all niggas actin like eatin

The pussy is a job

Its a playground for me
 

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