If Jesus Christ Were Alive, He'd Listen To Gangsta Rap

[felliwonda]

didnt read..

but if jesus was a real person and he really gave enough of a shit to come back what niggas fail to realize was jesus was a real nigga..

he would be in the streets wit the hustlas.. gangstas.. PimPs and prostitutes talkin bad about muthafuckas in church on sunday and clockin in to they "nice jobs" mon-fri..



people tend to forget he got killed for speakin against the system..

if jesus comes back im buyin gallons of water for him to turn into vodka and we go get at bitches.. he'd be the perfect wing man! lol

Shiiiiit he was posted up with the hoes and broke ass dudes back then! Is it not hoes and broke ass dudes who influenced and created gangsta rap in the first place?

I went to Israel about 5 years back. In Jerusalem I placed my hands on his tomb. Maybe a day or two later I took an edible and passed the fuck out. Later that night I had a dream:

Bunch of people sitting around in a room discussing Jesus and his message in a very academic, almost clinical way.

All of a sudden this short, bald dude with a black Nike tracksuit jumps up hella heated. With a thick Israeli accent dude said

"You keep talking about me but I'm standing right here and you don't know it."

Modern Israeli Jesus proceeded to walk the fuck out the room. I woke up after like holy goddamn

Real talk and that was a dream some call it a revelation man.

 

[ReppinTime]

He'd be the closest thing to Pac since Pac

 

[soul rattler]

 

[Stomp Johnson]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven who created God?