if white jesus is/was real, where his fossils at niggaaaaaaaa?

[VIBE]

This shit made me LOL

 

[Shizlansky]

I don't mess with white jesus no more.But I have to admit he had swag.

Jesus was on his long hair don't care swag.

The first broke nigga in history that had mad women following him.His Aura was crazy.That nigga was the first hippie.

He traveled around in white linen and never got a stain. He swag was so strong dirt didnt even bother to get on him.

He was on some most interesting man in the world shit. The original Dos Equis man

 

[VIBE]

I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Holy Water, stay thirsty my disciples.

 

[VIBE]

He once walked on water, just because he could.

 

[Trollio]

nigga i can walk on water too...its called a puddle

 

[Trillaaaaaa]

Did he really say "niggaaaaaaaa" like that?

"We call this here a lil Twenty twen twen"

 

[Trillaaaaaa]

I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Holy Water, stay thirsty my disciples.

Jesus can say "don't rhyme...and it's gon rhyme"

 

[Trollio]

white jesus spit the ten commandments off the top of the dome..straight freestyle

 

[BK Product]

LOL at the move...ninjas salty!!

 

[young_reezy]

what god look like gettin sun burned? I don't know why nobody ever believed that rubbish.

 

[Shizlansky]

We going in on Jesus.

 

[Shizlansky]

I don't always get nailed to the cross but when I do I get my tools from The Home Depot.

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

 

[Trollio]

the realest thread in this

biblical shit

 

[VIBE]

I dont condone homosexuality, but when I do, I get nailed by men

 

[janklow]

Hungry Jesus wants food, sees a fit tree from afar, goes to tree and no fruit is there. Curse you fig tree! No one shall ever eat from you again, ever! (we still do LOL)

not from THAT fig tree you don't

 

[Trollio]

praise him

 

[VoluptiousVirgo6]

Ooooooooooooooooo Mmmmmmm Ggggggggggggggg...I'm Christian And I Am Flatlining Ova Here...Y'all Too Crazy LMBO...