if white jesus is/was real, where his fossils at niggaaaaaaaa?

[Kushington]

God don't know what the fuck he wants.

Creates numerous Jesus', kills them all.

Creates a world of humans, gets mad they sinned. Goes against his commandment of "thou shall not kill" and kills everyone but a chosen family. Then starts over and the world sins again, so much for "all-knowing". SMH.

Says suicide is a sin, kills himself.

You dumb ass hell if you base your belief in god on a book written by a bunch of drunk goat herders 2000 yrs ago

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

DEAD @ niggaaaaaaaa?

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

I don't mess with white jesus no more.But I have to admit he had swag.

 

[Trollio]

so yall go be praising nimrod on xmas?

 

[Copper]

Rabbits dont lay no got damn eggs

proof mayweather.

 

[Shizlansky]

I don't mess with white jesus no more.But I have to admit he had swag.

Jesus was on his long hair don't care swag.

 

[The Prodigalson]

Rabbits dont lay no got damn eggs

GTFOHWTBS next you're going to tell me there's no tooth fairy.

 

[Trollio]

white jesus is all about the bitches

 

[Shizlansky]

Rabbits dont lay no got damn eggs

GTFOHWTBS next you're going to tell me there's no tooth fairy.

tooth fairy is real, its a guy though. He plays minor league hockey.

 

[The Prodigalson]

Rabbits dont lay no got damn eggs

GTFOHWTBS next you're going to tell me there's no tooth fairy.

tooth fairy is real, its a guy though. He plays minor league hockey.

Oh that's right, he retired from Wrestling.

 

[Trollio]

white jesus is a lame in a fairy tale though

nigga died from construction equipment then came back like a zombie and didnt seek revenge

ol forgive and forget ass nigga

what type of message is that to the kids

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Living proof that God is real (Pic below):

...And God created woman.

God is good.

Amen.

 

[VIBE]

I still LOL @ Jesus and the fig tree.

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

I don't mess with white jesus no more.But I have to admit he had swag.

Jesus was on his long hair don't care swag.

The first broke nigga in history that had mad women following him.His Aura was crazy.That nigga was the first hippie.

 

[VIBE]

Hungry Jesus wants food, sees a fit tree from afar, goes to tree and no fruit is there. Curse you fig tree! No one shall ever eat from you again, ever! (we still do LOL)

 

[SlickestR]

well it's not found because he resurrected to heaven or some shit.

 

[Trollio]

i see a naked bitch up in this thread....amen

 

[blackrain]

Troll thread

Would have been a better troll thread if in the "story" of Jesus' life in the Bible his body had actually remained on Earth and not ascended into Heaven...that one aspect of the story makes this just a failed attempt at making Christians look bad

 

[Trollio]

well it's not found because he resurrected to heaven or some shit.

oh so the nigga was vapors?

he on his biz markie?

foh

 

[UPTOWN]

If you followed the story, he ascended up into heaven after the Resurrection. Check space for that shit.

On some real shit, if the shit you're tripping off when it comes to Jesus is his skin color, you're missing the whole point about his life and what he was saying.

if skin color is not important, why did they change it then???