If Jesus Christ Were Alive, He'd Listen To Gangsta Rap

[CapitalB]

didnt read..

but if jesus was a real person and he really gave enough of a shit to come back what niggas fail to realize was jesus was a real nigga..

he would be in the streets wit the hustlas.. gangstas.. PimPs and prostitutes talkin bad about muthafuckas in church on sunday and clockin in to they "nice jobs" mon-fri..

people tend to forget he got killed for speakin against the system..

if jesus comes back im buyin gallons of water for him to turn into vodka and we go get at bitches.. he'd be the perfect wing man! lol

 

[Dupac]

If Jesus came back they'd just kill him again

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

If Jesus came back they'd just kill him again

Didn't read the part about keeping his identity a secret huh?

 

[atribecalledgabi]

didnt read..

but if jesus was a real person and he really gave enough of a shit to come back what niggas fail to realize was jesus was a real nigga..

he would be in the streets wit the hustlas.. gangstas.. PimPs and prostitutes talkin bad about muthafuckas in church on sunday and clockin in to they "nice jobs" mon-fri..

people tend to forget he got killed for speakin against the system..

if jesus comes back im buyin gallons of water for him to turn into vodka and we go get at bitches.. he'd be the perfect wing man! lol

 

[CapitalB]

didnt read..

but if jesus was a real person and he really gave enough of a shit to come back what niggas fail to realize was jesus was a real nigga..

he would be in the streets wit the hustlas.. gangstas.. PimPs and prostitutes talkin bad about muthafuckas in church on sunday and clockin in to they "nice jobs" mon-fri..

people tend to forget he got killed for speakin against the system..

if jesus comes back im buyin gallons of water for him to turn into vodka and we go get at bitches.. he'd be the perfect wing man! lol

 

[felliwonda]

If Jesus came back they'd just kill him again

Didn't read the part about keeping his identity a secret huh?

Well first of all the whole read was good man funny too. I have read a little before (the gospels that is the New Testament) and from a few things I caught on to something and you are right according to the gospels Jesus was a modest man he never really seeked attention in fact after he healed many and performed miracles he would suggest to the people that they "keep quiet be happy and sin no more" right. But the truth is people were going nuts after seeing my Man turn water into wine and wake up a dead man after few days I think... Now imagine Jesus in 2016 right and you out there in minding your business and you see a dude chilling with some less fortunate people and they saying they hungry but there's a McDonald's across the street but Jesus says Hol' up I got you and opens up a trash can and starts bringing out some gourmet meals out the muthafucka while he preaches against the system I guarantee you he ain't gon say nothing but there's gonna be like 10 people with their phones out posting that shit all over the net... Lol long story short if you think about it... It's people who will make him mad popular he wouldn't be able to control keeping his identity a secret man lol

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

didnt read..

but if jesus was a real person and he really gave enough of a shit to come back what niggas fail to realize was jesus was a real nigga..

he would be in the streets wit the hustlas.. gangstas.. PimPs and prostitutes talkin bad about muthafuckas in church on sunday and clockin in to they "nice jobs" mon-fri..



people tend to forget he got killed for speakin against the system..

if jesus comes back im buyin gallons of water for him to turn into vodka and we go get at bitches.. he'd be the perfect wing man! lol

Shiiiiit he was posted up with the hoes and broke ass dudes back then! Is it not hoes and broke ass dudes who influenced and created gangsta rap in the first place?

I went to Israel about 5 years back. In Jerusalem I placed my hands on his tomb. Maybe a day or two later I took an edible and passed the fuck out. Later that night I had a dream:

Bunch of people sitting around in a room discussing Jesus and his message in a very academic, almost clinical way.

All of a sudden this short, bald dude with a black Nike tracksuit jumps up hella heated. With a thick Israeli accent dude said

"You keep talking about me but I'm standing right here and you don't know it."

Modern Israeli Jesus proceeded to walk the fuck out the room. I woke up after like holy goddamn

 

[SELASI_i]

Would big Jee be cool with brothas smoking weed tho? Ion think he'd trip

 

[CapitalB]

ill tell u what tho..

Jesus would be on some "Fuck Hilary" shit for sure..

sayin that to say if u bote fir that bitch i hope u burn in hell! lol

 

[mryounggun]

The church ladies weep when they hear ya man speak

They say they see God in me, but I'm in the streets

They ask me why I'm rapping, tell me I'm called to preach

I smile, I kiss 'em on they honey brown cheeks

I tell 'em God bless 'em and they concern for me

But you can never walk on water if you still fear the sea

If Jesus came back, Mother, where you think he'd be?

Probably in these streets with me

 

[Black Boy King]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven

 

[lordhonka2]

Probably not tho

 

[Lab Baby]

If JC were here, he'd prolly get PTSD flashbacks from all them crosses hanging on ppls necks and on top of church buildings. He gon fuck around and end up like Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver and plot to assassinate Trump.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Yall not going where I planned to go with this thread, but whatever

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

@DoUwant2go2Heaven

Yeshua is alive and well right now, Hallelujah! And He is no respector of persons. How many times does the Bible have to tell us this? It doesn't matter what the color of your skin is. God is the same yesterday, today, and forever! Thus skin color is of no meaning to God.

"For the LORD your God is the God of gods and the Lord of lords, the great, the mighty, and the awesome God who does not show partiality nor take a bribe." Deuteronomy 10:17

God doesn't show any partiality! He doesn't look on the color of your skin and show favoritism or sympathize with you more because of the color of your skin. That is foolishness. He doesn't think like us. His thoughts are not like our thoughts. In fact this is what Peter said of God when God sent Him to bring the gospel to the gentiles:

"Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: but in every nation the person who fears Him and does righteousness is acceptable to Him." Acts 10:34-35

God accepts anybody and everybody based on how they respond to the gospel message of Jesus Christ! The invitation goes out to whomsoever will let them come!

Yes whomsoever will come and accept the free gift of eternal life in Messiah Jesus will be accepted by Him forever and ever! All this skin color mumbo jumbo is absolute nonsense. It's ridiculous. A doctrine of demons is what it is. Amen.

You see what's really going on here is that people don't wan't the real Yeshua to rule over them. Why? Because they don't want to give up the sin in their life. Amen.

Any Yeshua that you try to postulate and hypothesize about that in any way or form condones, compromises, coddles, consoles, or winks at sin is not the Yeshua of the bible.

The Yeshua of the bible came to give His life as a ransom for many. He came to put an end to sin by defeating the power of sin, death, and the devil. He is the end of sin because of His righteous life that gave all who believe in Him the victory over sin, death, and the devil.

The real Yeshua will only be your Master if you repent and believe the gospel!

Will you repent and believe the gospel today is the question!

Amen.

 

[Black Boy King]

Meh that was disappointing. u didn't respond to the topic at all, he wasn't talking about skin color.. So called blacks come in all shades, super lightskinned damn near white to dark brown.

Dude asking would Jesus relate to the oppressed ppl of America today, I.e. the slave descendants. Ppl stuck in the hood, getting shot by police unjustly, etc., and bump their anti establishment music

Its really hypothetical because we all learned in Sunday school at 5 yrs old that he ain't coming back as a regular man...

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Meh that was disappointing. u didn't respond to the topic at all, he wasn't talking about skin color.. So called blacks come in all shades, super lightskinned damn near white to dark brown.

Dude asking would Jesus relate to the oppressed ppl of America today, I.e. the slave descendants. Ppl stuck in the hood, getting shot by police unjustly, etc., and bump their anti establishment music

Its really hypothetical because we all learned in Sunday school at 5 yrs old that he ain't coming back as a regular man...

Lol. The premise was based on God sympathizing with one type of people group, African Americans. And I refuted that claim with scripture.

God doesn't sympathize with people groups. God judges righteously based on what you do with His Son. If you accept Him, He will accept you. If you reject Him, He will reject you. And that's the bottom line.

Go in peace my brother and serve the King with joy and gladness. Amen.

 

[Black Boy King]

I ain't got no quarrels with you g, I'm in peace..

So he doesn't see the oppression and atrocities done to AAs... Is that what you're saying?(don't let me put words in your mouth).. You do know that's not gonna help your cause today....

Again, If he hypothetically did his ministry in this era, would he sympathize with African Americans, who obviously come in all shades? Or do you disagree that we are the oppressed and the poor of this nation?

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

I ain't got no quarrels with you g, I'm in peace..

So he doesn't see the oppression and atrocities done to AAs... Is that what you're saying?(don't let me put words in your mouth).. You do know that's not gonna help your cause today....

Again, If he hypothetically did his ministry in this era, would he sympathize with African Americans, who obviously come in all shades? Or do you disagree that we are the oppressed and the poor of this nation?

1. Oppression and atrocities aren't limited to just African Americans

2. Oppression and atrocities encompass every tribe, kindred, nation, and tongue.

3. It affects all because sin is the source of all that is wrong in this world

4. Of course God sees all oppression and atrocities.

5. And God has sent the remedy for all oppression and atrocities.

6. The remedy is the Son of God, Yeshua Ha Mashiach.

7. That remedy isn't limited to a certain ethnic group, no matter how hard that certain ethnic group has had it on planet earth. Rather the way to eternal life is open for whosoever will hear and whosoever will come.

8. The question that everybody who has ever lived is what will you do with Jesus Christ?

9. Will He be your LORD or will He be your judge?

10. How you answer that question will determine your eternal destiny.

Amen.

 

[whatevathehell]

The church ladies weep when they hear ya man speak

They say they see God in me, but I'm in the streets

They ask me why I'm rapping, tell me I'm called to preach

I smile, I kiss 'em on they honey brown cheeks

I tell 'em God bless 'em and they concern for me

But you can never walk on water if you still fear the sea

If Jesus came back, Mother, where you think he'd be?

Probably in these streets with me

Killer Mike the underground goat