IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[LUClEN]

My bowel movements are too hardcore for low flow toilets

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

I did something really bad as a teen, lets just say no fingerprints no peace.

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

fucked a fat bitch while she was passed out drunk she woke up the next day and asked if what happened so I fucked her conscious again to cover it up.

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

I played with toys till like the first semester of 9th grade...I had mental problems don't judge me

#gettingthingsoffmychest

Nigga I played with legos and shit till 8th grade no shame.

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

I was fucking this chick once and her daughter was on the bed sleep she woke up i just kept pumping and pushed her across to the edge of the bed shorty aint even stop I feel so evil just typin this.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I was fucking this chick once and her daughter was on the bed sleep she woke up i just kept pumping and pushed her across to the edge of the bed shorty aint even stop I feel so evil just typin this.

Well when you in the zone.....

 

[2stepz_ahead]

i lost two fights to my dike older sister when i was a teen.

i found pics of my dads side piece. i never said anything because i didnt want my parents divorcing...but i understood from her nasty Polaroids.

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

I used to work at a sub joint and my cuz was the manager some ghetto ass bitch came in there with an attitude so we ran in the back and put ass crack hair in her sub under the melted cheese, she came back and was like that was a good ass sandwich!

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

Fucked some nigga girl on his bed and nutted on homeboy bed sheets he came back and was mad as fuck I hit em with lol face kid nigga aint do shit.

 

[2Gee4FourRoomz]

Last one, I used to work at this place where people would buy shit and I would have to take the money out the envelopes and apply it to the account. I would always pocket the money never got caught. Dogs bark when I walk by and sense the souls I took.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Some of y'all are fucked up individuals.

But the shit is funny to read

 

[LadyDu]

i change the babies dirty diapers on @du_du pillow no towel on a regular and just wet wipe any spillage... can you say pink eye nigga!!!!

disgusting bitch Im mad and wack so I'ma just find an old post to comment on

punk bitch

 

[LUClEN]

I ate a 2L tub of breyer's ice cream last week

 

[Mister B.]

I REALLY wanted to smash this one chick at a resort this past weekend. Too bad I had to stand watch of my senior students to keep them from doing any more dumb shit. All for the best, I guess.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

I ate a 2L tub of breyer's ice cream last week

Don't worry, you'll get over him...

 

[LUClEN]

I don't need an excuse to eat crap

I just did cause I was hungry

 

[LUClEN]

I have a Miley Cyrus song in my phone

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I must confess I have never seen the City of God or the alien cracka movie E.T. I keep hearing good things about City of God but never make time to watch it.

watch it

 

[Kat]

I have a Miley Cyrus song in my phobe

Which one?

 

[LUClEN]

Party in the USA