IC CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Dirty Sanchez]

dude stalked my cousin a few months ago.. was drunk as shit 2 weeks ago bumped into him and his friends.. needless to say dude will never contact my cousin again.

 

[A1000MILES]

I work at the Adidas distribution center here...And one of the security guards likes me...Every day I strongly contemplate the idea of stealing shoes and clothes...It's so easy to walk outta there with socks and hats...We can't een have cell phones in the building cause like 3 years ago some chick was takin pictures of shit that wasn't een out and sendin it to a Nike rep...

 

[DarthRozay]

Ya'll need to turn this into a song


Confessions Part 3 (IC Remix)

 

[Dupac]

my neighbor had 3 big ass dogs in one little ass back yard that used to bark whenever i was studing....i used to frequently climb on my roof and throw these big ass walnuts that grew on our tree at them. then one day i got tired and threw some ground beef with broken glass in it.......

#silenceisgolden

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

my neighbor had 3 big ass dogs in one little ass back yard that used to bark whenever i was studing....i used to frequently climb on my roof and throw these big ass walnuts that grew on our tree at them. then one day i got tired and threw some ground beef with broken glass in it.......

#silenceisgolden

fucking hilarious, same shit happened to me when i lived in ibiza there was this dog that kept barking cause it was fucking retarded or something i hated that dog with a passion, every night i threw eggs on its head and shot him with a bb gun

 

[Dupac]

i've killed a lotta animals in my life, i once killed 3 stray kittens that got into our basement while my wife screamed and cried and tried to help them get away, i told her she was an accomplice..

#nofucksgiven

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Out of anger, I was about to post a vid of my ex playing wit herself, and also the white chick. Changed my mind b/c I damn near forgot I was gonna do it. By the time I remembered, my anger was gone, and didn't feel like it. Plus it would've been wrong.

#gettingitoffmychest

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

one time i lived at my homies crib cause i had some shit going on.. his parents had a cat, turns out cats dont like new smell so that motherfucking cat pissed all in my new nike's.. i got mad as fuck, when everyone was gone i kicked the shit out of that cat.

the smell NEVER left my shoe, i didnt even know it pissed in my shoe until everyone told me yo u smell like cat piss.

Cat is dead now but shit i'd kick it again

 

[CracceR]

One time police caught me with weed and i blamed it on black ppl

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[Dupac]

Out of anger, I was about to post a vid of my ex playing wit herself, and also the white chick. Changed my mind b/c I damn near forgot I was gonna do it. By the time I remembered, my anger was gone, and didn't feel like it. Plus it would've been wrong.

#gettingitoffmychest

shut up meg

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Last week of school in 10th grade, dude I kinda kicked with asked me about this girl I used to joke around with in math class. I said she was a go, but I forgot to tell him she had chlamydia. I had his number, but I never did call him to tell him about it. I dunno if he hit or not, he didn't come back to our school after that.

#Hopehedidn'tsmash

 

[damnkp]

I used bcottons email to steal movies from the redbox.

#nofucksgiven

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

there was this 15 year old girl who pleased the SHIT out of herself, niggas videotaped the shit.. and got arrested, bitch got so depressed they moved to another city cross country to avoid all that shit.

She moved to my city, i found out what the fuck happened and exposed her.

No fucks given

 

[Dupac]

i've frequently tied helium filled balloons to small dogs and cats collars and watched them run all over the house trying to get away from the balloons they thought were chasing them...

#goodtimes

 

[Kat]

I gave a fucking Oscar-worthy blow job to the bf last night.

Probably the best one he's got in three years.

Feels good to get that off my chest.

Ughh! You should be doing it at oscar-worthy level every night lady. His mind will be on you all day everyday. ijs

Aye..that was all him.

I let him set the tone..and he set it nasty last night.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

I used to order porn off the Direct Tv channels off of the tv's from my sister's room & the basement when I was like 8-9, not knowing that the bill would actually come in the mail, the bill came and I denied that shit with the quickness, so my cousin got blamed cause he had did it before at his coach's house and he was like 18-19, that nigga got banned from my house for like 3 months

#gettingthingsoffmychest

 

[A1000MILES]

When I would spend the night at my richer cousins' or friends' houses...I would wait til erbody was asleep...Then just go through the house stealing little shit and vandalizing...Like, I'd flick boogers in they leftovers...Scratch they playstation games...Fart in their oven...That shit was so petty and disgusting...But I would rationalize it like "Fuck it, they got money".

 

[Dupac]

my sister once had a boyfriend with a mr forte eye, and when we met him i think i went through about 50-100 nicely placed and subtle eye jokes.

#iflookscouldkill

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

sent a threatening email to my school one day when i ws like 12, turns out i used my moms email address.. lawse.

I blamed it on a friend though, he got suspended and his parents told him he cant chill with me anymore lol

 

[MsSouthern]

I was so tired this morning ... I pretended to do a Webinar so I could take a nap

#gettingthingsoffmychest