I lost my virginity yesterday :)

[dc's teflondon]

Aint that the chick that broke somebody dick in half?

yup...i think she from baltimore too

 

[louis the great]

lol.. one nigga on here made a girl cum dookie, and the other making her cum blood....

what type of beastiality bullshit are yall into??

ahh Hell NO!

 

[Mastery]

Smh @ the new cum being blood instead of feces... BoyBest... where you at with peanut oil nigga? T/S could've used some :tu

 

[louis the great]

yup...i think she from baltimore too

C'mon Son, if its one thing these hoes up here can do its fuck right!

 

[kentuckywildcat]

Lmao!

My nigga said she started sweating giving Head!

I'm done over here

 

[Dupac]

if a baltimore chick came blood... that nigga got optimus mega aids

 

[louis the great]

Smh @ the new cum being blood instead of feces... BoyBest... where you at with peanut oil nigga? T/S could've used some :tu

L m a o

I remember that bullshit. Who in the fuck would even try some shit like that! Nobody just has peanut oil on the side of the bed!

 

[Shuffington]

He made her "came"........ LOL

Did you cry TS ?

 

[freshb651]

this nigga lyin'

 

[dc's teflondon]

C'mon Son, if its one thing these hoes up here can do its fuck right!

i ain't going to front its this chick i kick it with from up there that got me feenin for that pussy

 

[bankrupt baller]

Yo did you use peanut oil?

nah son....hand sanitizer FTW

 

[therealist_]

Congrats bro. Use a condom next time.

Thank you...But I don't think Ill ever use a condom...the feeling I felt yesterday was amazing..felt like warm jello

Congrats dawg , you 10 yrs late doe.

better late than never

Ok, you either lyin' or stupid as fuck.

you never made a girl cum before??? Ain't my fault lil dick nigga

like a pimp.

but congrats my nigga

GIFSoup

props props

Someone once told me 2 virgins having sex

should be outlawed.lol

But congrats. Hopefully she was a special somebody!

I'm still waiting to cash in my v-card

You're still a virgin...you losing out chea

damn my dude you made her bleed on your first time?

I need to step my dick slangin game up

You're white don't worry bout it

Good job sweety!

Thank you... My girl was ugly but thank God she didn't look like you

now you can drop expert advice about pussy like everyone else.

Finally

 

[Tommy Billfiger]

Niggas still fallin for obvious shock threads

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

lmao man....the cum blood thing got me weak

wtf is this about peanut oil?

LMAO How Aquafina was nice to him and he turned around and played her...that wasn't nice yo. u need to apologize to her wtf

 

[ra-mes1]

Thank you...But I don't think Ill ever use a condom...the feeling I felt yesterday was amazing..felt like warm jello

I know it's tempting....but all jokes aside, this is a reaaaallllly bad idea. My first time was w/o a condom too....but it was someone I trusted and knew she was on the pill. Unless you're gonna be supa-dupa selective, I hope you change your mind. They have some that are pretty good--but stay away from lifestyles. Them sh!ts are cheap and have been known to break more than others I've heard about. And trojans stink.

Also, always bring your own. You never know who might be wanting to get pregnant on the sneak tip and poke a needle hole in the package. Or talkin' about "I ran out...but dont worry about it, you can just pull out" .... dont fall for it, I've seen a lot of cats get trapped that way...And always flush 'em (same reason)....I read a story about 2 years ago about some woman who had a 13 year old daughter by this cat that never knew until he got rich (I think),....turns out she used his sperm out of a condom he left at her place and called it a "gift" he had given her. smh

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

ilikeboysbest said he fucked his girl (aka boyfriend) in the ass using peanut oil as lubricant

It's this hilarious thread BoyBest made about how he fucked his chick in the ass and used peanut oil as lubricant and he made her cum out her anus.

WTF!!! Was he serious?! LMAOOOO That's disgusting and more disgusting. And then weird that he would make a thread like that...

 

[JokerzWyld]

Did this nigga get hacked?

if so, lol @ Nas Stans

Nah, he gave his password to PimpMVP.

 

[Kang_Solomon_Grundy]

*DEAD* @ this whole thread....

 

[About$]

I'm saying it lasts all of 3min

$100 on 2:54sec

I am officially a man it took me 23 years to finally get back in some pussy but I finally did it

It was rough starting off because my dick wouldnt get hard...the girl offered to give me some head and I told her if she wants to do she can...So she's giving me dome for about 10mins and I noticed I was feeling drops on my dick... I look down and she's sweating....I tell her that's good enough and ask if she's ready...

So she lays on her back and I spreads her legs... I started to put my dick in her but couldn't get it in the hole...so I asked her if she could put it in for me.... I started pounding her but I didn't last longer than 3 mins... But the good thing about it was I made her came in less than three minutes... Blood was all over my dick....I guess my pipe game was too much for her

thanks to everyone that gave me advice yesterday

Somebody owe me $100!!!!!!!!

 

[jblack4083]

you got head from big shirley?