George Lopez goes off - "if you can't take a joke, sit the fuck down or get the fuck out"

[Shizlansky]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

 

[5th Letter]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

 

[D. Morgan]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

I swear I don't get how you and your father don't get along because he voted for Trump with the shit you post.

Walk me through your logic here. Help me connect the dots. What does Trump and his actual racism, misogyny, and xenophobia have to with any that was said in the post you just quoted? I could call you retarded for that ridiculous connection you're drawing, but I'd rather just give you the chance to explain because maybe it's not as stupid as I think it is.

I said "with the shit you post" meaning it wasn't just the post I quoted to make that statement but damn all of the shit you been posting.

*sigh* I should have just called you a retard and left it at that.

 

[Shizlansky]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

"Sit your ass down bitch"

So that's some shit slick to you?

Lmao

Just stop. You made that man out to be racist because he told a black woman that.

Just stop bruh

 

[Trillfate]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

It used to trip me out as a kid when immigrant ass arabs or asian corner store owners would stereotype and act racist towards us but could barely speak English... like, yall lower on the totem pole than us wtf

So we stole from them on that principle alone

lol What was the principle there? To prove them right?

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

Exactly. This whole thing uncovered a deeper problem with how blacks are viewed which needs to be addressed, but this instance it's clearly a comedy show.

 

[5th Letter]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

"Sit your ass down bitch"

So that's some shit slick to you?

Lmao

Just stop. You made that man out to be racist because he told a black woman that.

Just stop bruh

So to recap. She and any black person that felt some way about him saying not to bring home a black person is wrong AND if you felt he was wrong for how he responded to her too. But it's okay for him to say offensive shit AND I'm wrong for defending a black woman? Where am I stormfront?

 

[yellowtapesport]

Slightly off topic but is anyone really chasing after these Mexican women like that? Like (no offense but), who wants 'em?

They got square a*s Sponge Bob square pants bodies, they're hairy, short, got a muffin top FOH. Some of them are aiight, but the majority of them are unattractive to me and that goes for all 'indigenous' women, whether from Guatamala, Colombia or Peru or w/e.

I feel the same way lol but to my Cali homie them is fightin words lmao

Them niggas love em some mijas

Mija means my daughter...might want a different word lol

Mija can be used to refer to any bitch...

Might need to 'get away'

-SouthWest Airline

Edit: I used 'mija' cuz its a lil inside thing between me and him...A song where some LA nigga rappin bout all his 'mijas'

 

[Shizlansky]

Yup. It's wrong

Because he's not a racist. I'm pretty damn sure that DL would have been called him out and would even have did the shows with him.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

Do you watch much stand-up? Just curious because lots of comedians go at people in the audience. Some of them (DL for example) basically build careers off it. He was also clearly pandering to the crowd. If he had said that to her and there were crickets, he probably would have moved on. However, since everyone thought it was funny as hell, he kept going with it.

 

[5th Letter]

Yup. It's wrong

Because he's not a racist. I'm pretty damn sure that DL would have been called him out and would even have did the shows with him.

I don't give non blacks the benefit of the doubt. Any non black person that says suspect shit I look at them funny.

 

[5th Letter]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

Do you watch much stand-up? Just curious because lots of comedians go at people in the audience. Some of them (DL for example) basically build careers off it. He was also clearly pandering to the crowd. If he had said that to her and there were crickets, he probably would have moved on. However, since everyone thought it was funny as hell, he kept going with it.

Quit caping for him. He can tell a joke. But he gets his feelings hurt over a middle finger?

 

[Shizlansky]

Niggas listen to rappers talk about killing other blacks all day and all the fouls shit they did in their community but don't bat an eye at that shit and just say it's music be silent as fuck though

 

[Stew]

Niggas listen to rappers talk about killing other blacks all day and all the fouls shit they did in their community but don't bat an eye at that shit and just say it's music be silent as fuck though

https://twitter.com/ClevelandGod/status/829309692274999296

 

[TheGOAT]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

Do you watch much stand-up? Just curious because lots of comedians go at people in the audience. Some of them (DL for example) basically build careers off it. He was also clearly pandering to the crowd. If he had said that to her and there were crickets, he probably would have moved on. However, since everyone thought it was funny as hell, he kept going with it.

Quit caping for him. He can tell a joke. But he gets his feelings hurt over a middle finger?

Imma guess he was a lil drunk. They all be gettin fucked up in the green room of that tour

 

[The Lonious Monk]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.

Please tell what slick shit the comedian said while on tour with other black comedians while raising money to build a statue for his idol which is a black man

"Sit yo ass down bitch" that's what he told a paying customer who was a black woman. If he didn't stop to address that this thread doesn't exist.

Do you watch much stand-up? Just curious because lots of comedians go at people in the audience. Some of them (DL for example) basically build careers off it. He was also clearly pandering to the crowd. If he had said that to her and there were crickets, he probably would have moved on. However, since everyone thought it was funny as hell, he kept going with it.

Quit caping for him. He can tell a joke. But he gets his feelings hurt over a middle finger?

I'll ask the question again. Do you watch much stand-up? I don't really and even I know that what he did was common place. His feelings weren't hurt over the middle finger. He was using her for cheap laughs. I'm not caping for Lopez. Like most in here, I don't even think he's funny, so if your criticism is that it was weak for him to have to go to this extent just to get a few laughs I'm with you. However, if you're trying to claim that he was being racist or overly offensive because he told a chick to sit her ass down for getting offended over a trivial joke, you're on some Mr. Fantastic shit with your reaching.

 

[TheGOAT]

George Lopez > Kevin Hart

 

[KingFreeman]

Personally it doesn't bother me but I can see the conflict and understand why people might look sideways at the shit since he aligned himself with a bunch of black comedians that's filling the seats and putting money in his pocket.

For the record I wouldn't bring a Mexican home. Thats not going over.

 

[5th Letter]

Niggas listen to rappers talk about killing other blacks all day and all the fouls shit they did in their community but don't bat an eye at that shit and just say it's music be silent as fuck though

You seen the New Edition movie on BET? It was dope right?

 

[R0mp]

So which has people indignant, his joke about latino families' rule of not dating black people or his words towards the black female audience member?