George Lopez goes off - "if you can't take a joke, sit the fuck down or get the fuck out"

[The Lonious Monk]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Smh at paying to see george lopez.

 

[5th Letter]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

Not a gawd damn thing

/Thread

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

yall niggas forgetting that Spanish is from SPAIN what are spaniards?

Black people don't have to have history to have beef. The rulers of the world have deemed us undesirable

Como se dice espanol fuck them niggas

 

[blackrain]

This must have been her 1st time at comedy show....

Or hearing George Lopez because he's done that same joke for at least a decade...oh and before someone starts it...no it's not a universal rule and racism in Latin America is something black latinos deal with daily just like black folks across the globe

 

[blackrain]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

You're speaking as if latino is race...it's not.

 

[Shizlansky]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

 

[D. Morgan]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

I swear I don't get how you and your father don't get along because he voted for Trump with the shit you post.

 

[blackrain]

Slightly off topic but is anyone really chasing after these Mexican women like that? Like (no offense but), who wants 'em?

They got square a*s Sponge Bob square pants bodies, they're hairy, short, got a muffin top FOH. Some of them are aiight, but the majority of them are unattractive to me and that goes for all 'indigenous' women, whether from Guatamala, Colombia or Peru or w/e.

I feel the same way lol but to my Cali homie them is fightin words lmao

Them niggas love em some mijas

Mija means my daughter...might want a different word lol

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

I swear I don't get how you and your father don't get along because he voted for Trump with the shit you post.

Walk me through your logic here. Help me connect the dots. What does Trump and his actual racism, misogyny, and xenophobia have to with any that was said in the post you just quoted? I could call you retarded for that ridiculous connection you're drawing, but I'd rather just give you the chance to explain because maybe it's not as stupid as I think it is.

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I bet her folks told her don't bring home no white boy.

 

[Will Munny]

I bet her folks told her don't bring home no white boy.

Only cause they never met me. Holllaaaaaa

Fuck I'm lame

 

[Trillfate]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

It used to trip me out as a kid when immigrant ass arabs or asian corner store owners would stereotype and act racist towards us but could barely speak English... like, yall lower on the totem pole than us wtf

So we stole from them on that principle alone

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

It used to trip me out as a kid when immigrant ass arabs or asian corner store owners would stereotype and act racist towards us but could barely speak English... like, yall lower on the totem pole than us wtf

So we stole from them on that principle alone

lol What was the principle there? To prove them right?

 

[Shizlansky]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

It used to trip me out as a kid when immigrant ass arabs or asian corner store owners would stereotype and act racist towards us but could barely speak English... like, yall lower on the totem pole than us wtf

So we stole from them on that principle alone

lol What was the principle there? To prove them right?

Well damn

 

[D. Morgan]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

I swear I don't get how you and your father don't get along because he voted for Trump with the shit you post.

Walk me through your logic here. Help me connect the dots. What does Trump and his actual racism, misogyny, and xenophobia have to with any that was said in the post you just quoted? I could call you retarded for that ridiculous connection you're drawing, but I'd rather just give you the chance to explain because maybe it's not as stupid as I think it is.

I said "with the shit you post" meaning it wasn't just the post I quoted to make that statement but damn all of the shit you been posting.

 

[J-GUTTA]

George Lopez has had the same routine for madd long. Shit got old quick. From what I remember from that part of his joke he goes in on how his first love was a Black girl and his mom hated it. So in her old age he only gets her dark skin Black Nurses. The next one being darker than the last one so she learns her lesson.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

There is no difference. It's all borne from stereotypes and the tendency of people to treat every individual in a group based on the actions of unrelated people in the group. Blacks, largely through no fault of our own, have bad reputations among all other races. That doesn't make Lopez's statement anymore egregious than a similar statement from a black woman. And don't get it twisted, they might be more receptive of whites than blacks, but Asian and Indian parents don't get particularly happy when their kids marry whites either. By and large the older ones prefer to keep it in their own group.

I swear I don't get how you and your father don't get along because he voted for Trump with the shit you post.

Walk me through your logic here. Help me connect the dots. What does Trump and his actual racism, misogyny, and xenophobia have to with any that was said in the post you just quoted? I could call you retarded for that ridiculous connection you're drawing, but I'd rather just give you the chance to explain because maybe it's not as stupid as I think it is.

I said "with the shit you post" meaning it wasn't just the post I quoted to make that statement but damn all of the shit you been posting.

*sigh* I should have just called you a retard and left it at that.

 

[5th Letter]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

You're speaking as if latino is race...it's not.

I know it isn't. I'm talking about certain non black latinos.

 

[5th Letter]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".

He didn't do it for us.

So everything that is non black is a problem?

My point is that I don't give non black people the benefit of the doubt when they say slick stuff. Because if the situation was in reverse they wouldn't give us the benefit of the doubt.