George Lopez goes off - "if you can't take a joke, sit the fuck down or get the fuck out"

[5th Letter]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

Naw.

It's just more crying and bitching.

How?

Because you're lying

Mexicans never be on that brother and sister shit.

You said "just more crying and bitching". I'm asking how.

Because your crying and bitching about shit that happens in all races

When certain latinos use black people to help them under the guise of "black and brown" pride but turn around and don't deem black people worthy to bring home. Then yes it's a problem.

 

[7figz]

Calling this fake outrage ?

SMH. While I don't usually think it makes sense to go to a comedy show and expect not to get offended, if the chick decided to walk out - then she probably really was offended.

WTF you think - all Black people think shitting on Black people is cool ?

 

[Stew]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

Naw.

It's just more crying and bitching.

How?

Because you're lying

Mexicans never be on that brother and sister shit.

You said "just more crying and bitching". I'm asking how.

https://twitter.com/laire/status/829281925655384064
https://twitter.com/Jay_Spicoli/status/829326866402062336
https://twitter.com/A_Nicole_Is/status/829289474056126464

 

[Muhannad]

Like I said before that joke wasn't even funny, but come to think of it George Lopez has never been funny.

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

Spanish and Portuguese played a big part in the transatlantic slavery. I think they even imported more slaves than the English BTW. I can tell you first hand there's racism in latin countries. That's why it's funny to me how you guys give these Fat Joe's and Angel Garcia's of the world passes for calling you the n-word talking about "we grow up in the same struggle" and all that BS. Then you get your feelings hurt when they expose how they really felt about all along. Call them sp*c to their face and see if they make dumb a*s excuses for you. Just because these people live in the same impoverished 'hoods with you doesn't negate these facts (racism in the latin world, transatlantic slavery etc.). The darker you are and more African features you have, the lower you are in their eyes. Stop trying to seek validation from outsiders and learn to accept yourself for once...

Slightly off topic but is anyone really chasing after these Mexican women like that? Like (no offense but), who wants 'em?

They got square a*s Sponge Bob square pants bodies, they're hairy, short, got a muffin top FOH. Some of them are aiight, but the majority of them are unattractive to me and that goes for all 'indigenous' women, whether from Guatamala, Colombia or Peru or w/e.

I feel the same way lol but to my Cali homie them is fightin words lmao

Them niggas love em some mijas

I can't knock 'em for their taste, but I always felt they were unattractive. They already look bad when they're young, but age terribly after they get kids BTW.

 

[Kat]

Lol..Hispanic people can be more racist than white people.

If there was some genuine black and brown collaboration and unity maybe we wouldn't have an orange president.

 

[Trillfate]

This dude ain't, and never been, funny. 1-dimensional as hell.

He took that "stereotype my race" shit and ran with it - not much else in his acts.

Everything is "Latino people be like.... "

His entire routine is on some comic view in the 90s shit. Played.

 

[5th Letter]

Fuck it then building that wall to keep out Mexicans isn't offensive they just need to lighten up.

 

[Lefty_]

I wonder what would happen if white comedians or any other race immediately pointed out all the black people in the crowd as soon as their show starts. Please don't make no big thing outta this.... Mexicans don't fuck with black people by the way.

 

[Shizlansky]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

 

[Trillfate]

I wonder what would happen if white comedians or any other race immediately pointed out all the black people in the crowd as soon as their show starts. Please don't make no big thing outta this.... LA Mexicans don't fuck with black people by the way.

Fixed

Thats a southern cali beef. Bay area Mexicans Love black ppl/culture. They aint eses and vatos up here, theyre niggas. I stay seeing Mexicans in black barbershops

 

[Copper]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

Not the same thing....not even close

 

[Stew]

I wonder what would happen if white comedians or any other race immediately pointed out all the black people in the crowd as soon as their show starts. Please don't make no big thing outta this.... LA Mexicans don't fuck with black people by the way.

Fixed

Thats a southern cali beef. Bay area Mexicans Love black ppl/culture. They aint eses and vatos up here, theyre niggas. I stay seeing Mexicans in black barbershops

Nah this is nationwide and there's exceptions to every rule. My brother born and bread in LA has been married to a 100% Mexican for 15 yrs.

 

[Muhannad]

So if the comedian talks about everyone else he's cool? FOH with this weak shit.

It's comedy show, he didn't go on a I hate black people rant. People are too sensitive

Yeah comedians can't say anything anymore, because someone is always going to be offended. Imagine if comedians like Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Sam Kennison (sp.), Richard Pryor etc. lived and performed in this era?

 

[D0wn]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

But when it's convenient these latinos like to use black people by talking that black and brown bullshit. We are good enough to be used as props but we are not good enough to bring home. That's how I see it. White and Black people have a tumultuous history so it's understandable why our parents and grandparents etc told us to not bring home a white person. These latinos like to pretend they are our "brothers" and "sisters".

What?

never has a brown person referred to me as their brother.

And can we change the color gradient? Them niggas not brown they're off white at best usually, or orange. While white people are actually pink/translucent.

"black" people are shades of brown the rest of these mufuckas is not. Period

Come 2 NY.

 

[Copper]

I wonder what would happen if white comedians or any other race immediately pointed out all the black people in the crowd as soon as their show starts. Please don't make no big thing outta this.... LA Mexicans don't fuck with black people by the way.

Fixed

Thats a southern cali beef. Bay area Mexicans Love black ppl/culture. They aint eses and vatos up here, theyre niggas. I stay seeing Mexicans in black barbershops

Nah this is nationwide and there's exceptions to every rule. My brother born and bread in LA has been married to a 100% Mexican for 15 yrs.

Aint yall Mexican though?

 

[SneakDZA]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

 

[7figz]

Can't tell people what to be offended by.

Just because comedians been getting away with shittin on races of people, doesn't mean the shit was never offensive.

If you want to laugh at that shit, go ahead. But you buck-dancing if you think it's impossible for another Black person to be offended by it.

 

[Mr.LV]

Come on my boy y'all parents didn't tell you don't bring no white girls home?

/thread

All this faux outrage is amusing.

Not that I really give a shit but if you guys don't see the difference between an older black woman saying "don't bring a white girl home" and every other race in the land saying "don't bring a black person home" then you're not paying attention.

What the hell did black people ever do to mexicans, asians, whites or indians?

Not a gawd damn thing

 

[Stew]

I wonder what would happen if white comedians or any other race immediately pointed out all the black people in the crowd as soon as their show starts. Please don't make no big thing outta this.... LA Mexicans don't fuck with black people by the way.

Fixed

Thats a southern cali beef. Bay area Mexicans Love black ppl/culture. They aint eses and vatos up here, theyre niggas. I stay seeing Mexicans in black barbershops

Nah this is nationwide and there's exceptions to every rule. My brother born and bread in LA has been married to a 100% Mexican for 15 yrs.

Aint yall Mexican though?

My brother is all black. I'm black and Rican.

 

[5th Letter]

A Mexican man started a show to get a statue built of a black man

But somehow he should be boycotted.

Niggas ain't shit

And Lincoln freed the slaves what's your "point".