Will Munny
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She was over 200 pounds.
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Fellas, approx. # of times you've turned down some puss....and why.
memphis10;3771431 said:I always been kinda picky...so its quite a few times I have. most times it was because a chick just ain't do it for me. but a few times I would turn down a well beyond smashable bitch, just to remind myself that I'm in control of my desires rather than vice versa, anf its fun to see how far a chick who never hears no will go to prove to you "what you are missing" lol
This. Specifically, one chick at my old job stalked me the whole six months I worked there. Apparently she had turned every dude in the vicinity down for the two years she worked there before me and then threw the pussy at me with no effort on my part. *Shrug* Like Pac said, I don't want it if it's that easy. I guess if we count every day I worked, which is about 140-150, I turned down puss 140-150 times there alone.
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almighty breeze
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4x- i apologize now if this post is too long. tryna shorten it as much as possible
Most recent ws just a whole storm of shit- Was in a McD's with my lil brother (hes 8) This McD's is right near my old HS which happens to have a football game that night(so a lotta kids are there). i was goin back to my moms so i took my brother to the McDs while she went to the market. My friend who was comin to my moms house lives down the street from this McDs, i call him &tell him just to walk down.
Anyway, a cute thick fairly young lookin lightskin chick walks up to me& does the whole "hey you went to ___ HS right" i dont ever remember seeing this girl in my life. But thats common b/c my HS had 4000 people in it. I say yea she asks me how old i am, i tell her (23). At this point im thinkin she was a chick who may have been a freshman while i was a Sr & it may be why i dont remember her. She's shocked (i look REALLY young- like 17-19) & goes "well *giggles* im a little older" .....Awkward silence...
I'm game.talk a lil more she then interrupts me outta nowhere to lean in& tell me "Im a cougar"..ANNNDDD here's _ where i smelled the alcohol. Now i put it all together.As soon as this happens my lil brother walks over with his food. Shes shocked once again. As with most things when u have a important decision to make a bunch of shit happens at once. I tell her how i got my brother wit me. My friend walks in, peeps game and plays perfect wing man and walks wit my lil bro away from our convo but in sight (God Bless His Soul)
She cuts right to the chase &steps outside with me tells me this long story of how she just found out her husband was cheating on her and shes been drinking all day and just wants a revenge fuck (shes 31)& wanted someone younger. I tell her how my hands are tied right now but if she still up for it i can do somethin about that later and where she lives. My mom pulls up in the parking lot.I bust out laughin as i realize how corny im about to sound telling her "my mom is right there" she wants to know why im laughin so i tell her. She gets embarassed but remember she looks about my age.
So we decide to "introduce" her as a girl i went to HS with. My friend&lil brother get in the car and as she's walkin my mom sees the look of disbelief on her face but isnt about to ask ?s just yet. They say hi and this bitch then proceeds to let fly from her speaking hole in a sultry voice "I really want to thank you for your son" The look on my mothers face was the same look Eddie Murphy had for half of 'Delirious'. Before their women senses can go off any further i get this bitch the hell away from my family and tell her she needs to make a decision.
She wants to continue sobbing to me and i let her know time is workin against her does she have a number i can use. Now we're in the entrance of the McDs not the lobby/eating area. She tells me she'll know after i kiss her. I dont have time for this shit. Shes begging for a kiss and doing the "drunk girl in the club" lean entirely too close to my face. Next she starts undoin my zipper. Now i dont give a fuck about any of that but for all that we could go to the bathroom so i start to lead her toward it but she stills wants to talk. Shes whining for me to kiss her. Spraying vodka mist into my nostrils and talking like Jack Sparrow all while my mom is 20 feet away and some husband i dont know is somewhere else i dont know. Only then do i evaluate risk&reward and think about the consequences of the shit im about to do. So i let her know that i cant help her.
When i get in the car my mom wants a story. So i tell her the truth. Gets a huge laugh as my mom thought it was an old HS gf she never met & the look on my face led her to belive i had gotten her pregnant or that i had no idea what she was going to tell my mom (Which couldnt be more true)
Dont regret it all.
Most recent ws just a whole storm of shit- Was in a McD's with my lil brother (hes 8) This McD's is right near my old HS which happens to have a football game that night(so a lotta kids are there). i was goin back to my moms so i took my brother to the McDs while she went to the market. My friend who was comin to my moms house lives down the street from this McDs, i call him &tell him just to walk down.
Anyway, a cute thick fairly young lookin lightskin chick walks up to me& does the whole "hey you went to ___ HS right" i dont ever remember seeing this girl in my life. But thats common b/c my HS had 4000 people in it. I say yea she asks me how old i am, i tell her (23). At this point im thinkin she was a chick who may have been a freshman while i was a Sr & it may be why i dont remember her. She's shocked (i look REALLY young- like 17-19) & goes "well *giggles* im a little older" .....Awkward silence...
I'm game.talk a lil more she then interrupts me outta nowhere to lean in& tell me "Im a cougar"..ANNNDDD here's _ where i smelled the alcohol. Now i put it all together.As soon as this happens my lil brother walks over with his food. Shes shocked once again. As with most things when u have a important decision to make a bunch of shit happens at once. I tell her how i got my brother wit me. My friend walks in, peeps game and plays perfect wing man and walks wit my lil bro away from our convo but in sight (God Bless His Soul)
She cuts right to the chase &steps outside with me tells me this long story of how she just found out her husband was cheating on her and shes been drinking all day and just wants a revenge fuck (shes 31)& wanted someone younger. I tell her how my hands are tied right now but if she still up for it i can do somethin about that later and where she lives. My mom pulls up in the parking lot.I bust out laughin as i realize how corny im about to sound telling her "my mom is right there" she wants to know why im laughin so i tell her. She gets embarassed but remember she looks about my age.
So we decide to "introduce" her as a girl i went to HS with. My friend&lil brother get in the car and as she's walkin my mom sees the look of disbelief on her face but isnt about to ask ?s just yet. They say hi and this bitch then proceeds to let fly from her speaking hole in a sultry voice "I really want to thank you for your son" The look on my mothers face was the same look Eddie Murphy had for half of 'Delirious'. Before their women senses can go off any further i get this bitch the hell away from my family and tell her she needs to make a decision.
She wants to continue sobbing to me and i let her know time is workin against her does she have a number i can use. Now we're in the entrance of the McDs not the lobby/eating area. She tells me she'll know after i kiss her. I dont have time for this shit. Shes begging for a kiss and doing the "drunk girl in the club" lean entirely too close to my face. Next she starts undoin my zipper. Now i dont give a fuck about any of that but for all that we could go to the bathroom so i start to lead her toward it but she stills wants to talk. Shes whining for me to kiss her. Spraying vodka mist into my nostrils and talking like Jack Sparrow all while my mom is 20 feet away and some husband i dont know is somewhere else i dont know. Only then do i evaluate risk&reward and think about the consequences of the shit im about to do. So i let her know that i cant help her.
When i get in the car my mom wants a story. So i tell her the truth. Gets a huge laugh as my mom thought it was an old HS gf she never met & the look on my face led her to belive i had gotten her pregnant or that i had no idea what she was going to tell my mom (Which couldnt be more true)
Dont regret it all.
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Louis Cipher
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FieldTripsToTheHood;3771330 said:Hit me with it.
Any further info on the leading to the turning down of puss would be appreciated.
just about everytime im alone with my oldest sons mother....so dozens...and on going
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CeLLaR-DooR
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Never...Not once...Nada...
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black caesar
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Just turned it down 2 weeks ago. A chick I play poker with. You find out a lot about a person when they drink too much. She has no job, 6 kids, doesn't have custody of the kids, not in school, makes her money by donating plasma every week, lives with a dude that she claims she's not fucking, and called him a Capt. Save a hoe, and she was too eager to want to fuck, and she was not that cute.
I couldn't do it. What can I say? I'm picky.
I couldn't do it. What can I say? I'm picky.
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soul rattler
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Too young, too boring, no swag. Can't just be givin out dick all willy nilly. That muthafucka might fall off.
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soul rattler
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numbaz...80's baby;3772978 said:The last time it was a friend of a friend of mine. Shawty wasn't ugly as hell but she was ratchet. Ol' girl told us that she lied to that last nigga she fucked. She told him she was pregnant so he could give her $200 for an abortion. Then got the nerve to get mad when I said I'm str8. Don't want no part of no shit like that.
Damn yo that's mad trifling.
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Cutler 26 INT's LOL!
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Last week...
Chick was a lil too heavy for me
Chick was a lil too heavy for me
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Ibex;3773134 said:Twice...the first time the chicks pussy smelt like train smoke, the second time the girl went and bought a douche right before it was about to go down and that just turned me off.
The first I support. The second I'm lost. Bitches get HELLA offended when I bring up catching a shower pre-fucking. I always end up having to explain I shower first too, which is why my dick tastes good (funniest compliment thread spinoff?). This broad was down to douche. Need more like her in the world.
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Craig Robinson
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I don't like to fuck w/ chicks I work with, at least in close proximity with...so quite a few times
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BigBallsNoWorries
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I tend not to fuck where i make tha bread, so a few times of course
and every other day, when im at school, it happens a few times
shit actually when i think about it, he happens a little often , i just dont pay attention to it
i mean my dick is like tha golden ticket, i cant give it to any bitch
plus bitches b like hes REJECTING PUSSY? Who is this nigga, and where can i give him some of my pussy, dayum he must b A TRILL AZZ NIGGA, unlike alot of these niggaz who just drool over every piece of ass
shit i do it 2 alot, but i dont make it obvious, it adds more mystery to u
and every other day, when im at school, it happens a few times
shit actually when i think about it, he happens a little often , i just dont pay attention to it
i mean my dick is like tha golden ticket, i cant give it to any bitch
plus bitches b like hes REJECTING PUSSY? Who is this nigga, and where can i give him some of my pussy, dayum he must b A TRILL AZZ NIGGA, unlike alot of these niggaz who just drool over every piece of ass
shit i do it 2 alot, but i dont make it obvious, it adds more mystery to u
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About 4 times...
1. One jawn pussy smelled like sewage and shit. It radiated from her sweatpants. I was disgusted she thought she could come to my house in that condition.
2. Another wanted to be with me. Came to my house on some "what you wanna do?" shit. Less than 4 months ago, she was sending naked flix to my homie Aaron. I could've hit but, my pride wouldn't let me want a chick that was choosing for my homie and slutting it up 12 weeks prior.
3. Another when I was in HS, shorty wanted to lose her virginity to me. Told her she should wait until its special.
4. My ex wanted me back after she had teased me for a year. Told her to kick rocks. I could've hit but, as stated, my pride didnt want her to have the satisfaction that she could play yo yo with a nigga, even if it only wouldve asted 42.8 seconds LOL
1. One jawn pussy smelled like sewage and shit. It radiated from her sweatpants. I was disgusted she thought she could come to my house in that condition.
2. Another wanted to be with me. Came to my house on some "what you wanna do?" shit. Less than 4 months ago, she was sending naked flix to my homie Aaron. I could've hit but, my pride wouldn't let me want a chick that was choosing for my homie and slutting it up 12 weeks prior.
3. Another when I was in HS, shorty wanted to lose her virginity to me. Told her she should wait until its special.
4. My ex wanted me back after she had teased me for a year. Told her to kick rocks. I could've hit but, as stated, my pride didnt want her to have the satisfaction that she could play yo yo with a nigga, even if it only wouldve asted 42.8 seconds LOL
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black caesar;3773178 said:Just turned it down 2 weeks ago. A chick I play poker with. You find out a lot about a person when they drink too much. She has no job, 6 kids, doesn't have custody of the kids, not in school, makes her money by donating plasma every week, lives with a dude that she claims she's not fucking, and called him a Capt. Save a hoe, and she was too eager to want to fuck, and she was not that cute.
I couldn't do it. What can I say? I'm picky.
Lol donating plasma
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