3rd verse from Love Game... got dayum. (Got this from a website, so there might be some errors)
[So needless to say I'm feeling betrayed
Snatched my housekey off my keychain
She jumped off, Wee-Bey from The Wire, escape
Now she's chasin' me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway
She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break
Treats my face like seratos, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an instant replay]
An obvious play on the DJ, which adds to the hip hop metaphor. Not the cleverest attempt, but I fucks with it.
[They sayin' we display cinethematic abatic behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day, cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstandin' but just as I went to slam on the brakes
Then I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin' brakeline, stepped on them fuckers 8 times
Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit coming up
But them other F-U-C-K's all would of hit the off ramp
So I coast into a gosh damned aww hit a fuckin' tree
Now here she comes at full speed, she's racin' at me
Okay you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window, she screamin'
I body slam her onto the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Bury this stink ho in it, then payed to have the street re-paved
Fuck, woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat
Like I got hit with a freeze ray durin' a heat wave]
Reading this back, it doesn't even rhyme line for line. But Em found a way to make all that shit rhyme with his flow. And the detail in that particular scenario is hilarious. "Snatch the bitch out her car through the window"... LMAO.
[Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin' next to me in bed
Directly aimin' a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up like fuck it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab
I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy]
This to me is a reference to his Relapse and Recovery era. Even through all the bullshit hip hop and fame dealt him, he still makes music. And that static/clingy line is one of those borderline punches Em likes doing, but it fits the story and it's clever enough to get a pass.
[Every girl I've ever had either says I got to much baggage
Or I'm just too dramatic
Man what the fuck is the matter? I'm just a fucking romantic
I fucking love you, you fucking bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction, a tragic event
I said "hit the road" and after she left
I sent that bitch a text
I said "be careful driving, don't read this and have a accident"
She glanced to look at it and write, too bad
Thought we had a connect]
RAGE! That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Again, funny ass story. Also, a shot at the critics saying he's too angry or screams too much. Fuck that, talk that shit.
[No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than a model covered in L'Oreal and mace, who fell from grace
Eleven stories for story telling but the whore was yelling "rape"
So the vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face
Still they swarm the gates and my fans making stakes
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace]
Despite claims that he fell off, his core fans still fuck with him. And the Tori Spelling line would've been corny, cept that bitch really does look like a horse.
[Unless you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, don't be late
Well the sentiments great, but wait then there's been a mistake
You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
Wait dinner at eight
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of]
Em isn't here to be your role model, cuz there's a whole bunch of politics that get in the way of his true agenda, which is to shock people.
Along with the animted cartoonish humor and the cynical rage that makes Em dope, this is one of my favorite verses from him. He hasn't gone this deep in a concept since Stan. Some of y'all might think I'm thinking too deeply on it, but that's how I see it.
[So needless to say I'm feeling betrayed
Snatched my housekey off my keychain
She jumped off, Wee-Bey from The Wire, escape
Now she's chasin' me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record, cliche, it's all my fault anyway
She's turnin' the tables, I'm a beat-break
Treats my face like seratos, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an instant replay]
An obvious play on the DJ, which adds to the hip hop metaphor. Not the cleverest attempt, but I fucks with it.
[They sayin' we display cinethematic abatic behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day, cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstandin' but just as I went to slam on the brakes
Then I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin' brakeline, stepped on them fuckers 8 times
Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit coming up
But them other F-U-C-K's all would of hit the off ramp
So I coast into a gosh damned aww hit a fuckin' tree
Now here she comes at full speed, she's racin' at me
Okay you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window, she screamin'
I body slam her onto the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Bury this stink ho in it, then payed to have the street re-paved
Fuck, woke up in a dream state in a cold sweat
Like I got hit with a freeze ray durin' a heat wave]
Reading this back, it doesn't even rhyme line for line. But Em found a way to make all that shit rhyme with his flow. And the detail in that particular scenario is hilarious. "Snatch the bitch out her car through the window"... LMAO.
[Guess I eventually caved though, cause she's layin' next to me in bed
Directly aimin' a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up like fuck it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab
I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy]
This to me is a reference to his Relapse and Recovery era. Even through all the bullshit hip hop and fame dealt him, he still makes music. And that static/clingy line is one of those borderline punches Em likes doing, but it fits the story and it's clever enough to get a pass.
[Every girl I've ever had either says I got to much baggage
Or I'm just too dramatic
Man what the fuck is the matter? I'm just a fucking romantic
I fucking love you, you fucking bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction, a tragic event
I said "hit the road" and after she left
I sent that bitch a text
I said "be careful driving, don't read this and have a accident"
She glanced to look at it and write, too bad
Thought we had a connect]
RAGE! That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Again, funny ass story. Also, a shot at the critics saying he's too angry or screams too much. Fuck that, talk that shit.
[No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than a model covered in L'Oreal and mace, who fell from grace
Eleven stories for story telling but the whore was yelling "rape"
So the vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spelling's face
Still they swarm the gates and my fans making stakes
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace]
Despite claims that he fell off, his core fans still fuck with him. And the Tori Spelling line would've been corny, cept that bitch really does look like a horse.
[Unless you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date, don't be late
Well the sentiments great, but wait then there's been a mistake
You want an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of
Wait dinner at eight
I have infinite hate in my blood, it's mainly because of the game of]
Em isn't here to be your role model, cuz there's a whole bunch of politics that get in the way of his true agenda, which is to shock people.
Along with the animted cartoonish humor and the cynical rage that makes Em dope, this is one of my favorite verses from him. He hasn't gone this deep in a concept since Stan. Some of y'all might think I'm thinking too deeply on it, but that's how I see it.
