Do you still view Alicia Keys as wholesome

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UPTOWN (CONNEXX);779789 said:
this is true ... i will give you this. but there's no way you can tell me alicia didnt see this. AS SOON AS ALICIA GAVE SWISS THE LIGHT OF DAY, THAT WAS THE GREEN LIGHT AND THE FINAL STRAW IN SWISS AND MASHONDAS MARRIAGE. there is no denying this. so at the end of the day it was alicia's decision. SWISS BEATS WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT MASHONDA HAD ALICIA NOT GIVEN SWISS THE NOD.

if you think otherwise, why didnt alicia wait to see how things played out?? how could alicia have known the marriage had no chance if she didnt know before hand that the marriage wasnt completely over?? why didnt she just tell swiss to handle his past first?? its not like she was dating someone else right? swiss wasnt just fuckin girls that alicia knew to the point that alicia knew he just couldnt be with mashonda anymore right??

so there you have it.

1. SWISS MADE GESTURES TOWARD ALICIA KEYS
2. ALICIA GAVE SWISS THE LIGHT OF DAY
3. SWISS SAID " OHHHH SHIT!!! IF I CAN BAG ALICIA THEN MASHONDA GOTTA GO!! FUCK THAT SHIT !!! YESSSSSS SIR!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT" (big ass kool aid smile on his face)
4. SWISS THEN THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HE COULD PULL STRINGS TO MAKE THINGS FALL IN PLACE, THEN STARTED TO PREMEDITATE HIS PLAN
5. SWISS TOOK EVERY LITTLE ARGUMENT THAT HIM AND MASHONDA EVER HAD AND EXAGGERATED IT TO THE 99TH POWER AND RAN TO ALICIA LITERALLY CRYING WITH SOME SOB STORY ABOUT HOW EVIL MASHONDA WAS, AND HOW HE WISHED AND PRAYED TO GOD THAT ALICIA COULD STEP IN AND TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HIS "OPPRESSION". MAKING MASHONDA LOOK LIKE A BAD GOLD DIGGING NARCISISTIC WICKED WITCH.
6. AFTER SWISS DID THIS LIKE 10 - 20 TIMES ...ALICIA ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT AND FELT SORRY FOR HIM (check the credits on alicia's album "as i am" where she actually dedicated A WHOLE SMALL PARAGRAPH TO SWISS)
7. SWISS SEEN HIS PLAN WORKING, HE WENT AND CRIED TO ALICIA THE NEXT CHANCE HE GOT. DURING HIS DRAMATIC EMOTIONAL PERFORMANCE (in front of alicia and all her back up singers etc) he dropped his face in alicias lap. alicia tells her crew to take the rest of the day off so she could help her friend swiss out during his time of need. while crying in a alicias lap ... a phone call probably came in. swiss looked up at alicia to see if she was still looking at him. she wasnt becuase she had to concentrate on what one of her financial advisers was telling her. swiss most likely cracked a smile knowing that he really had alicia fooled. so then he got greedy... he thought to him self "fuck it, i might as well try to make a move on her, if she aint wit it or gets unconfortable or upset, ill just apologize and start crying again". so swiss began kissing on alicias stomach and eventually performed oral sex on her for 20 minutes. he came up tried to beat, but alicia couldnt believe what was happening, so swiss started eating it again for another 20 minutes. after alicia had two orgams or so .. she let swiss hit it .... AND THAT WAS THE DEAL BREAKER !!!!
8. IT WAS A DONE DEAL ... YES SWISS WAS STILL MARRIED ETC ... BUT SINCE HE ALREADY HIT, ALICIA MOST LIKELY THOUGHT TO HERSELF "FUCK THAT... I AINT GOING OUT LIKE NO HOE"
9. SWISS PUT IN DIVORCE PAPERS AND MASHONDA WAS SHOCKED
10. MASHONDA KNEW THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER GIRL ... SO SHE WENT OUT TO PARTIES TO HEAR THE WORD ON THE STREET. THE STREETS TOLD HER IT WAS ALICIA
11. MASHONDA KNEW SHE WAS OUTMATCHED AND THAT THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD SAVE HER LIFE AND MARRIAGE WAS ALICIA (who she met before and who she thought would be down to earth. she most likely thought alicia was just caught in the crossfire and was innocent. she thought she could just talk to alicia and settle the whole thing, being alicia is a "beautiful person" and "respectable"
12. mashonda calls alicia and tells her whats REALLY GOING ON
13. ALICIA PUTS IT ALL TOGETHER IN HER MIND AFTER HEARING MASHONDAS SIDE AND SEES SHE'S BEEN FOOLED. BUT SHE DOESNT TELL MASHONDA ABOUT EVERYTHING SWISS HAD DONE TO THAT POINT
14. FIRST ALICIA GETS MAD .. BUT THEN SHE THINKS TO HERSELF "BUT DAMN WE FUCKED AND EVERYTHING". ALICIAS CRIES BUT DOESNT TELL ANYONE WHAT SHE'S CRYING ABOUT
15. MASHONDA STARTS SEEING PICS OF SWISS AND ALICIA TOGETHER, SHE CALLS ALICIA AGAIN CRYING AND BEGGING FOR HER NOT TO RUIN HER MARRIAGE AND LIFE. BEING THE STUBBORN PERSON THAT ALICIA IS KNOWN TO BE, ALCIA JUST PLAYS DUMB ALL WHILE KNOWING THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE IS DOING THIS IS BECAUSE SWISS HIT IT ... AND SHE AINT GOING OUT LIKE NO HOE
16. SWISS THREATENS TO TAKE CUSTODY OF MASHONDAS KIDS IF SHE DOESNT SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. AFTER A LONG DRAWN OUT FIGHT, MASHONDA GIVES IN
17. ALCIA GETS PREGNANT
18. THIS THREAD GETS MADE

this is what happened ... i know it for a fact because its what me or anyone else here would have done. the shit is obvious cuzzo smh
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Kimi;781253 said:
It ws bit surprising that she lowered herself to being someones mistress, especially with the way her music is themed. at the end of the day though, I understand that she is human, and does fucked up shit just like everyone else does. I still love her music, but I don't view her as the same type of Woman that I did before.

I like this, especially at the fact of the bolded
 
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mostvigorousone;781834 said:
Swizz Beats
not Swiss Beats
...Just F*ckin' wit' ya

I read that titangraph btw sMH. Funny though...

LOL

nigga lucky i didnt call him swiss cheese
 
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UPTOWN (CONNEXX);779789 said:
this is true ... i will give you this. but there's no way you can tell me alicia didnt see this. AS SOON AS ALICIA GAVE SWISS THE LIGHT OF DAY, THAT WAS THE GREEN LIGHT AND THE FINAL STRAW IN SWISS AND MASHONDAS MARRIAGE. there is no denying this. so at the end of the day it was alicia's decision. SWISS BEATS WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT MASHONDA HAD ALICIA NOT GIVEN SWISS THE NOD.

if you think otherwise, why didnt alicia wait to see how things played out?? how could alicia have known the marriage had no chance if she didnt know before hand that the marriage wasnt completely over?? why didnt she just tell swiss to handle his past first?? its not like she was dating someone else right? swiss wasnt just fuckin girls that alicia knew to the point that alicia knew he just couldnt be with mashonda anymore right??

so there you have it.

1. SWISS MADE GESTURES TOWARD ALICIA KEYS
2. ALICIA GAVE SWISS THE LIGHT OF DAY
3. SWISS SAID " OHHHH SHIT!!! IF I CAN BAG ALICIA THEN MASHONDA GOTTA GO!! FUCK THAT SHIT !!! YESSSSSS SIR!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT" (big ass kool aid smile on his face)
4. SWISS THEN THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HE COULD PULL STRINGS TO MAKE THINGS FALL IN PLACE, THEN STARTED TO PREMEDITATE HIS PLAN
5. SWISS TOOK EVERY LITTLE ARGUMENT THAT HIM AND MASHONDA EVER HAD AND EXAGGERATED IT TO THE 99TH POWER AND RAN TO ALICIA LITERALLY CRYING WITH SOME SOB STORY ABOUT HOW EVIL MASHONDA WAS, AND HOW HE WISHED AND PRAYED TO GOD THAT ALICIA COULD STEP IN AND TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HIS "OPPRESSION". MAKING MASHONDA LOOK LIKE A BAD GOLD DIGGING NARCISISTIC WICKED WITCH.
6. AFTER SWISS DID THIS LIKE 10 - 20 TIMES ...ALICIA ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT AND FELT SORRY FOR HIM (check the credits on alicia's album "as i am" where she actually dedicated A WHOLE SMALL PARAGRAPH TO SWISS)
7. SWISS SEEN HIS PLAN WORKING, HE WENT AND CRIED TO ALICIA THE NEXT CHANCE HE GOT. DURING HIS DRAMATIC EMOTIONAL PERFORMANCE (in front of alicia and all her back up singers etc) he dropped his face in alicias lap. alicia tells her crew to take the rest of the day off so she could help her friend swiss out during his time of need. while crying in a alicias lap ... a phone call probably came in. swiss looked up at alicia to see if she was still looking at him. she wasnt becuase she had to concentrate on what one of her financial advisers was telling her. swiss most likely cracked a smile knowing that he really had alicia fooled. so then he got greedy... he thought to him self "fuck it, i might as well try to make a move on her, if she aint wit it or gets unconfortable or upset, ill just apologize and start crying again". so swiss began kissing on alicias stomach and eventually performed oral sex on her for 20 minutes. he came up tried to beat, but alicia couldnt believe what was happening, so swiss started eating it again for another 20 minutes. after alicia had two orgams or so .. she let swiss hit it .... AND THAT WAS THE DEAL BREAKER !!!!
8. IT WAS A DONE DEAL ... YES SWISS WAS STILL MARRIED ETC ... BUT SINCE HE ALREADY HIT, ALICIA MOST LIKELY THOUGHT TO HERSELF "FUCK THAT... I AINT GOING OUT LIKE NO HOE"
9. SWISS PUT IN DIVORCE PAPERS AND MASHONDA WAS SHOCKED
10. MASHONDA KNEW THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER GIRL ... SO SHE WENT OUT TO PARTIES TO HEAR THE WORD ON THE STREET. THE STREETS TOLD HER IT WAS ALICIA
11. MASHONDA KNEW SHE WAS OUTMATCHED AND THAT THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD SAVE HER LIFE AND MARRIAGE WAS ALICIA (who she met before and who she thought would be down to earth. she most likely thought alicia was just caught in the crossfire and was innocent. she thought she could just talk to alicia and settle the whole thing, being alicia is a "beautiful person" and "respectable"
12. mashonda calls alicia and tells her whats REALLY GOING ON
13. ALICIA PUTS IT ALL TOGETHER IN HER MIND AFTER HEARING MASHONDAS SIDE AND SEES SHE'S BEEN FOOLED. BUT SHE DOESNT TELL MASHONDA ABOUT EVERYTHING SWISS HAD DONE TO THAT POINT
14. FIRST ALICIA GETS MAD .. BUT THEN SHE THINKS TO HERSELF "BUT DAMN WE FUCKED AND EVERYTHING". ALICIAS CRIES BUT DOESNT TELL ANYONE WHAT SHE'S CRYING ABOUT
15. MASHONDA STARTS SEEING PICS OF SWISS AND ALICIA TOGETHER, SHE CALLS ALICIA AGAIN CRYING AND BEGGING FOR HER NOT TO RUIN HER MARRIAGE AND LIFE. BEING THE STUBBORN PERSON THAT ALICIA IS KNOWN TO BE, ALCIA JUST PLAYS DUMB ALL WHILE KNOWING THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE IS DOING THIS IS BECAUSE SWISS HIT IT ... AND SHE AINT GOING OUT LIKE NO HOE
16. SWISS THREATENS TO TAKE CUSTODY OF MASHONDAS KIDS IF SHE DOESNT SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. AFTER A LONG DRAWN OUT FIGHT, MASHONDA GIVES IN
17. ALCIA GETS PREGNANT
18. THIS THREAD GETS MADE

this is what happened ... i know it for a fact because its what me or anyone else here would have done. the shit is obvious cuzzo smh
I actually read this shit like it was an eyewitness account LOLOL

Anyway, liked her singles never her albums and I knew she was ghetto when she first opened her mouth to accept an award. Never thought she was wholesome or respectable.

She just a pretty lightskinned chick with "good hair" and people find that to be a "safe & nice" look.
 
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Kimi;782381 said:
I do have to agree with Beam's assessment that Swiz was the one at fault for what happened though. He's the one that took vows, and chose to break them. It's true that alicia was wrong for the part she played, but shonda placed way to much blame at her feet, instead of blaming her Man. Women kill me with that shit, if my Man fucks up he's the one I'm going after, not the chick he did with. she's not the one in the relationship, he is......

Again right on point!! Now yea it takes two, but clearly it's more on Swizz because like you said he broke those vows for a fling! All Alicia had to do was ask and he jumped right on it.

a.mann;783311 said:
I give their marriage 2 years max...if that

Especially due to the circumstances, yea this could be disastrous!
 
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yes indeed!

She looked and seemed soo miss innocent..

I'll still listen to her old Lp's..Her new Album I feel like that's when she intiated her relationship with swizzy, therefore I won't support that album..

I feel for mashonda..
 
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That would mean that I viewed her as wholesome at one point.

I don't view any of those people as wholesome.

I did view her as a dyke though.
 
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It's funny how some of you will decline to support an album made by a female home wrecker, but you'll probably still support a male home wrecker's album (i.e. 85% of male musicians). Then you'll say, well if the chicks he's f*ckin' are not married they're single anyway.
 
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Kimi;782792 said:
Damn, how did I miss this post.........I thought the same exact thing when I heard that song............

that song is still great though lol...being that Drake wrote most of it though I don't know how accurate that assessment may be....
 
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