Canibus to Release "Rip the Jacker 2 Infinity" 10,000 Bars a Revolutionary Album

[A1000MILES]

*Signs up for a class on advanced rhyming*

*Professor Canibus says take notes*

"You a funny guy with peanut butter brown honey eyes"

*Drops out of rhyming course, far too advanced*

 

[$ineedmoney$]

$ineedmoney$, Lab Baby, or anyone else who hates hip hop, step up to the plate and battle.

Whut type of lame dyckrides another lame that got boo'ed/

Take a guess...The Laureate thats who/

You spent 9 hours listenin' to spirtual, lyrical, miracle/

You shoulda spent that time tieing a noose to your physical/

Trying to recruit Canibis Storm Troopers, how you figure?/

Typin' Titangraphs like a jackass,...smart dumb nikka/

Here's sum advice, take 10 Flintstone vitamins/

A pack of birth control pills and half a vicodin/

Chase it with a Alize and a cherry twist/

Then lay down on the couch and go out like a bytch/

The Laureate?...Sheeeit, more like The Petite/

Swingin from Bis's jock strap with acrobat feet/

I should beat the shyt out you, with L.L.'s microphone/

Cuz I had to rip ya' bytch azz from my mobile phone/

 

[$ineedmoney$]

$ineedmoney$

Whut type of lame dyckrides another lame that got boo'ed/

Take a guess...The Laureate thats who/

You spent 9 hours listenin' to spirtual, lyrical, miracle/

You shoulda spent that time tieing a noose to your physical/

Trying to recruit Canibis Storm Troopers, how you figure?/

Typin' Titangraphs like a jackass,...smart dumb nikka/

Here's sum advice, take 10 Flintstone vitamins/

A pack of birth control pills and half a vicodin/

Chase it with a Alize and a cherry twist/

Then lay down on the couch and go out like a bytch/

The Laureate?...Sheeeit, more like The Petite/

Swingin from Bis's jock strap with acrobat feet/

I should beat the shyt out you, with L.L.'s microphone/

Cuz I had to rip ya' bytch azz from my mobile phone/

 

[TheLaureate]

$ineedmoney$

Whut type of lame dyckrides another lame that got boo'ed/

Take a guess...The Laureate thats who/

You spent 9 hours listenin' to spirtual, lyrical, miracle/

You shoulda spent that time tieing a noose to your physical/

Trying to recruit Canibis Storm Troopers, how you figure?/

Typin' Titangraphs like a jackass,...smart dumb nikka/

Here's sum advice, take 10 Flintstone vitamins/

A pack of birth control pills and half a vicodin/

Chase it with a Alize and a cherry twist/

Then lay down on the couch and go out like a bytch/

The Laureate?...Sheeeit, more like The Petite/

Swingin from Bis's jock strap with acrobat feet/

I should beat the shyt out you, with L.L.'s microphone/

Cuz I had to rip ya' bytch azz from my mobile phone/

Hot shit, you funny. Put that up in a legit battle thread and we can go at it.

 

[infamous114]

LMAO @ this thread...this shit got me dying.

 

[TheLaureate]

@$ineedmoney$

Yo ock, you ain't anywhere near my celestial sphere

My biomechanical twenty-fifty year Lamborgini here 

Travels Mach-6 4,000 knots, turn you to pedestrian smear

My nuclear fission reactor output 28 gigawatts

Triangular ley line energy combine amounts enough to make Jigga stop

No matter how many joules of work you output, you still a flop

You a degenerate single cell cheap rhetoric natural selection non-survivalist

Not even a single human or non-human can reach a level as high is this

I've reached a precipice that warrants God-like piousness

Ineedmoney think it's funny but he's enslaved by monetary ways

It doesn't pay to live for profit in a Federal Reserve maze

Unphazed, I decoded the economic secret and the fiat monopoly system

You still ripped off unknowingly, a fractional reserve banking victim

Diagrammatical, macroeconomical, mathematical prognosis leave you hopeless

You support the system that monetarily enslaves you, how could you promote this

The diagnosis, reveal that Federal Reserve notes is debt, you shoulda known this

But now you owe this bogus system cause you weren't focused and didn't notice

This socio-economic crisis and complex decontruction of your worldview cause you psychosis

Rothbard and Hayek warned about inflation and the business cycle

Of course the financial system was designed to collapse, why would this surprise you

Now the wisest despise you

You just an insignificant crumb with a disconnected ecology

Competitive exclusion principle dictates that you won't survive with inferior biology

I genetitically split you at the molecular level with no apology

My cosmic zoom lense views 100 septillian lightyears into space

With my cybernetic modules interactive interface

I can remotely launch you deep into space

Everything I do is success, everything falls into place

My battle abilities are notably qualified

Your bodily remnants scattered by my incineration with smell of formaldehyde

My advanced lyrical darts land right square in your heart

All of your physical severed, there will be no sparin your parts

Ninety-nine percent of you hate hip hop, now start respectin the art

Lyrical Execution thread:http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/479093/thelaureate-vs-ineedmoney-rap-battle

 

[sully]

@$ineedmoney$

Yo ock, you ain't anywhere near my celestial sphere

My biomechanical twenty-fifty year Lamborgini here 

Travels Mach-6 4,000 knots, turn you to pedestrian smear

My nuclear fission reactor output 28 gigawatts

Triangular ley line energy combine amounts enough to make Jigga stop

No matter how many joules of work you output, you still a flop

You a degenerate single cell cheap rhetoric natural selection non-survivalist

Not even a single human or non-human can reach a level as high is this

I've reached a precipice that warrants God-like piousness

Ineedmoney think it's funny but he's enslaved by monetary ways

It doesn't pay to live for profit in a Federal Reserve maze

Unphazed, I decoded the economic secret and the fiat monopoly system

You still ripped off unknowingly, a fractional reserve banking victim

Diagrammatical, macroeconomical, mathematical prognosis leave you hopeless

You support the system that monetarily enslaves you, how could you promote this

The diagnosis, reveal that Federal Reserve notes is debt, you shoulda known this

But now you owe this bogus system cause you weren't focused and didn't notice

This socio-economic crisis and complex decontruction of your worldview cause you psychosis

Rothbard and Hayek warned about inflation and the business cycle

Of course the financial system was designed to collapse, why would this surprise you

Now the wisest despise you

You just an insignificant crumb with a disconnected ecology

Competitive exclusion principle dictates that you won't survive with inferior biology

I genetitically split you at the molecular level with no apology

My cosmic zoom lense views 100 septillian lightyears into space

With my cybernetic modules interactive interface

I can remotely launch you deep into space

Everything I do is success, everything falls into place

My battle abilities are notably qualified

Your bodily remnants scattered by my incineration with smell of formaldehyde

My advanced lyrical darts land right square in your heart

All of your physical severed, there will be no sparin your parts

Ninety-nine percent of you hate hip hop, now start respectin the art

Lyrical Execution thread:http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/479093/thelaureate-vs-ineedmoney-rap-battle

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

@$ineedmoney$

Yo ock, you ain't anywhere near my celestial sphere

My biomechanical twenty-fifty year Lamborgini here 

Travels Mach-6 4,000 knots, turn you to pedestrian smear

My nuclear fission reactor output 28 gigawatts

Triangular ley line energy combine amounts enough to make Jigga stop

No matter how many joules of work you output, you still a flop

You a degenerate single cell cheap rhetoric natural selection non-survivalist

Not even a single human or non-human can reach a level as high is this

I've reached a precipice that warrants God-like piousness

Ineedmoney think it's funny but he's enslaved by monetary ways

It doesn't pay to live for profit in a Federal Reserve maze

Unphazed, I decoded the economic secret and the fiat monopoly system

You still ripped off unknowingly, a fractional reserve banking victim

Diagrammatical, macroeconomical, mathematical prognosis leave you hopeless

You support the system that monetarily enslaves you, how could you promote this

The diagnosis, reveal that Federal Reserve notes is debt, you shoulda known this

But now you owe this bogus system cause you weren't focused and didn't notice

This socio-economic crisis and complex decontruction of your worldview cause you psychosis

Rothbard and Hayek warned about inflation and the business cycle

Of course the financial system was designed to collapse, why would this surprise you

Now the wisest despise you

You just an insignificant crumb with a disconnected ecology

Competitive exclusion principle dictates that you won't survive with inferior biology

I genetitically split you at the molecular level with no apology

My cosmic zoom lense views 100 septillian lightyears into space

With my cybernetic modules interactive interface

I can remotely launch you deep into space

Everything I do is success, everything falls into place

My battle abilities are notably qualified

Your bodily remnants scattered by my incineration with smell of formaldehyde

My advanced lyrical darts land right square in your heart

All of your physical severed, there will be no sparin your parts

Ninety-nine percent of you hate hip hop, now start respectin the art

Lyrical Execution thread:http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/479093/thelaureate-vs-ineedmoney-rap-battle

This proves you are Canibus! Props your pen game is sick.