death187sin
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Me: Bitch the club closes at 2:AM where U been at?
Her: We all wen't and had some chicken at the diner afterwards.
Me: Bitch ya lips aint greasy!
Her: I used a wet-nap
Me: U about to get a nap if U don't tell me where the fuck U was at?
Her: Okay! Wen't to Shina's house for some more drinks..
Me: Takes keys to her car..
Her: What are you doing!
Me: Bitch who's sock is this? Huh! Answer me!
Her: (Crackling voice) It's Darrel's sock okay
Me: Bitch who the fuck is Darrel?!
Her: Darrel is s friend of Shina's baby father but don't trip..
Me: Hoe! How did this niggaz sock get in your car?
Her: He said he had athletes feet and he needed me to put some lamasil on his toes.
Me: Oh so U DR Scholls now?!
Her: No.. What are you doing? Give me my phone back!
Me: Calls Darrel
Her: (Screams Darrel just tell him aint nothing going on and that I was just putting some lamisil on ya toes)
Me: Bitch shut the FUCK UP!
Darrel: Hello
Me: Darrel it's time for U to start talking nigga.. How U know my girl?
Darrel: I'm her co-worker, we sometimes have LUNCH together..
Me: Oh bitch so this is Lunch nigga huh?!
Darrel: Chill out man, it's not that serious..
Me: Darrel what's ya casket size?
Darrel: Hangs up phone.. Calls airport
Airport: United Airline how may I assist you today?
Darrel: (SCREAMING SCARED) I NEED THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF THE CITY!!
Airport: Sir please calm down. Is there a particular place your going?
Darrel: (Peeking out of window) ANYWHERE BITCH!! HURRY!
Airport: Next flight is going to Afghanistan.
Darrel: I'LL TAKE IT!!! (changes Identity) (Never heard from again)
-Other side of town-
Police: Where did he go?
Her: Not sure.
Police: Man he sure did a number on you..
Her: You think they'll be able to put my eye back in?
EMS: Ohh sweetie.. Anything is possible. (looks at partner and giggles)
Police: Please tell us what happened.
Her: He put me in the "Walls of Jericho" then he rifle butted me in the face before he suplexed me down the stairs.
Police: My Goodness!
EMS: How many fingers am I holding up?
Her: These many
EMS: She's going out of conscious. Need to move her quickly!
Me: Steals DR's robe and sneaks into her room with a pair of pliers..
Locks door behind me: (DR Giggles laugh)
Her: We all wen't and had some chicken at the diner afterwards.
Me: Bitch ya lips aint greasy!
Her: I used a wet-nap
Me: U about to get a nap if U don't tell me where the fuck U was at?
Her: Okay! Wen't to Shina's house for some more drinks..
Me: Takes keys to her car..
Her: What are you doing!
Me: Bitch who's sock is this? Huh! Answer me!
Her: (Crackling voice) It's Darrel's sock okay
Me: Bitch who the fuck is Darrel?!
Her: Darrel is s friend of Shina's baby father but don't trip..
Me: Hoe! How did this niggaz sock get in your car?
Her: He said he had athletes feet and he needed me to put some lamasil on his toes.
Me: Oh so U DR Scholls now?!
Her: No.. What are you doing? Give me my phone back!
Me: Calls Darrel
Her: (Screams Darrel just tell him aint nothing going on and that I was just putting some lamisil on ya toes)
Me: Bitch shut the FUCK UP!
Darrel: Hello
Me: Darrel it's time for U to start talking nigga.. How U know my girl?
Darrel: I'm her co-worker, we sometimes have LUNCH together..
Me: Oh bitch so this is Lunch nigga huh?!
Darrel: Chill out man, it's not that serious..
Me: Darrel what's ya casket size?
Darrel: Hangs up phone.. Calls airport
Airport: United Airline how may I assist you today?
Darrel: (SCREAMING SCARED) I NEED THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF THE CITY!!
Airport: Sir please calm down. Is there a particular place your going?
Darrel: (Peeking out of window) ANYWHERE BITCH!! HURRY!
Airport: Next flight is going to Afghanistan.
Darrel: I'LL TAKE IT!!! (changes Identity) (Never heard from again)
-Other side of town-
Police: Where did he go?
Her: Not sure.
Police: Man he sure did a number on you..
Her: You think they'll be able to put my eye back in?
EMS: Ohh sweetie.. Anything is possible. (looks at partner and giggles)
Police: Please tell us what happened.
Her: He put me in the "Walls of Jericho" then he rifle butted me in the face before he suplexed me down the stairs.
Police: My Goodness!
EMS: How many fingers am I holding up?
Her: These many
EMS: She's going out of conscious. Need to move her quickly!
Me: Steals DR's robe and sneaks into her room with a pair of pliers..
Locks door behind me: (DR Giggles laugh)
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