admit an embarassing fact about yourself

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Dirty Sanchez;5282918 said:
Dirty Sanchez;5282918 said:
Lincoln;5282862 said:
I don't know how to swim

@chicity @cain1 @moscatodreams @stopitfive

Proof.

haha care to tell me what this is about?

and for the record, it's not my fault. i've tried to learn so i wouldn't be a walking... sinking.. stereotype.

gns;5283335 said:
gns;5283335 said:
......aiight.

When an embarrassing scene in a movie/show comes on......sometimes I gotta look away, I guess because I, put myself in the person being embarrassed, shoes.

I hate that shit, and it eats at my realnigganess factor considerably.

you're not alone in this. i thought i was the only one. it spills over into real life for me too tho.

i have this friend that isn't funny, and he makes a lot of jokes that have awkward silences after

so whenever i feel he's about to try and be funny with somebody else, i seriously just get up and walk away

 
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Nike Cortez;5283552 said:
Being around groups of white ppl make me hella nervous b..no joke..shit puts me on edge and i automatically go into defense mode..crazy shit about it is I be around ex cons, thugs and killas all day with no problems tho..

Well shit historically that's very understandable
 
gns;5283335 said:
......aiight.

When an embarrassing scene in a movie/show comes on......sometimes I gotta look away, I guess because I, put myself in the person being embarrassed, shoes.

I hate that shit, and it eats at my realnigganess factor considerably.

100% cosign.

This is the reason that I; a grown-ass man, couldn't make myself listen to the recording of Young Buck crying to 50 over the phone and instances like that.....

Damn.
 
I never been to any of high dances.

6-9 grade, i was the go-to bitch nigga to bully. I lacked street knowledge back then...

I feel comfortable around low key/ hipster crowd. Over the years of being shitted on from society, ive grown to have a strong dislike for folllower "Im going too" ass niggas.

I only had sex once and im 20. This is something i take pride in because i fucked with alot of bitches that were dangerous in the long run.

I been watching arthur since kindergarten still do, fuck with you think.

Im afraid of the movie Tales from the Hood. Shit is too real B.

When i was 13, i spent months trying to garner telekinesis powers.

Only three girls i would ever simp for: Scarlett Johanson, Paige Hurd, and Jhene Aiko......

 
I cant whistle

I cant blow up a balloon

I cant watch any movie scene or surgical procedure that has anything to do with eyes (someone being poked or gauged in the eye)

I broke/fractured bones as a child and never went to the doctor

I cant read lips for shit

I have a hard time concentrating on shit Im not interested in
 
my reputation here isnt shit anyway might as well

from 9-14years old...my bully was .........a chick..

i used to be shook of going by her house on my way to catch the school bus or running into her in general..

but to be honest..she was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig bitch...same age but just biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig black chick and intimidating as shit...

once i tried to stand up for my self and raise my voice.........i did that ONCE...

dont know what happened to her but her family moved...i was so relieved i might've even said a prayer or two thanking god..

those were rough times man...rough times.

keep it real if i saw her today i'll probably be shook..those childhood emotional trauma scars lurk deep ..very deep

 
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I was also bullied by a girl in kindergarten @2nd_chances

but in my defense she was like 5'10 and had a mustache teachers and my mother kept telling me "its because she like u" I was like iongiveafuck just keep that orangutan the hell away from me
 
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One time I giving a power point presentation in class I'm pointing out things and givin game I didn't know the teacher was standing next to me I raised my hand it hit her chest and made one of her tits pop out her shirt I'm sitting there in disbelief while the class is laughing then my dick got hard "I was wearing hoop shorts"

I was embarrassed and not giving a fuck at the same time

To this day when I bump into old classmates they bring that shit up lol
 
An embarrassing fact about myself hmm let's see, well.

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Can't swim

Can't dance

used to bang bishes off the party line

Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)

Loves pregnant porn djm

Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm fuckin will pick up the phone while I'm fuckin her to look at titty pic from another broad to finish the job
 
goodlookinout;5284267 said:
Can't swim

Can't dance

used to bang bishes off the party line

Currently bangs bishes off sex groups on Facebook (actually that's a win)

Loves pregnant porn djm

Sometimes if I'm not interested n the chick I'm fuckin will pick up the phone while I'm fuckin her to look at titty pic from another broad to finish the job

LMAO........I've done that before SMH

 

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