admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[bankrupt baller]

ajackson the WOAT poster

 

[G.Avant]

A nigga played on one of the sorriest football teams in Duval and rode the bench for two years. Then actually got in the game for a play and tore my labrum and had to have surgery. My right arm was hanging like 4 inches lower than my left smh.

 

[Cutler 26 INT's LOL!]

@theisiah you from Duval bruh??

 

[G.Avant]

@theisiah you from Duval bruh??

yeah

 

[jayvon32]

back in middle school was scared with this 250 pound dike. Seen her knock a nigga out with one punch before...since then stayed the fuck out her way...smh.

 

[Ajackson17]

When I was 15 I had oral sex with this one girl who was a friend of a friend. We fooled around for about 3 months and shit died out. About 8 months later we met again at a wedding. Our parents seemed awfully familiar with one another which was slightly concerning. Turns out my mother and her mother are 2nd cousins. Needless to say...I have never spoken about me and this girl since 2004. We vowed to take this shit to da grave with us...

Ain't nothing wrong with that brotha as long as it ain't 1st cousins you good.

 

[Ajackson17]

back in middle school was scared with this 250 pound dike. Seen her knock a nigga out with one punch before...since then stayed the fuck out her way...smh.

Middle school understandable now, FUCK NO! I know too much about fighting and where to permenatly harm someone.

 

[edwardnigma]

okay, i don't know why, but for some reason when i was younger, i thought caucasian was the same thing as mulatto, and i remember arguing with my cousin that her friend was caucasian and not black, she thought i was saying he was white, i thought i was saying he was mixed

also for some reason, i was a pretty know-it-all kid (not that different from grown up me huh? lol), so when we first moved to windsor, i remember my mom and a couple of relatives telling me the d is silent in the name. so of course instead of taking their word for it, i come to the conclusion of what do they know, they just learned english just like me, i thought they were making up the silent letter thing, i couldn't comprehend why the letter would be there if it wasn't needed. long story short, i spent months pronouncing it winDsor lol

god i was such an idiot. that's not as bad as when i thought swallowing gum could kill but swallowed it anyway just to see what would happen

Okay I'm not chasing you alright but .......nigga I thought you ain't believe in race!

What's all that mulatto this caucasian that, mixed black and all those races you throwing round? Uh huh I see yo ass!

I'm gonna be nice and not call you a fucking flip flopper, with ya flip flopping ass!

/

nigga, i was 12 years old, gtfoh with your smart/dumb ass

thought you had a gotcha moment huh? idiot

Yeeeea WhaaaaaatEver!

Fucking nerd

 

[NIKE...]

Being around groups of white ppl make me hella nervous b..no joke..shit puts me on edge and i automatically go into defense mode..crazy shit about it is I be around ex cons, thugs and killas all day with no problems tho..

 

[The Prodigalson]

I'm scared of the dark. I'm talking pitch black. I would freak out.

 

[joseph sun]

sometimes when im talking to my dad and certain other people I catch myself subconsciously softening my voice to sound more childlike.

 

[Ajackson17]

One time I got knocked out by a powerful ass buck ass negro type, super negro field slave type of nigga. 2 weeks of training, I whooped his ass.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

I have never posted while getting pussy and money at the same time.

 

[Will Munny]

I have a pink penis nh

 

[konceptjones]

I fucked a big as fuck bremelo in college while drunk... and went back a few more times not-drunk 'cause her head game was amazing.

 

[NIKE...]

I fucked a big as fuck bremelo in college while drunk... and went back a few more times not-drunk 'cause her head game was amazing.

wtf is a bremelo b?

 

[konceptjones]

I fucked a big as fuck bremelo in college while drunk... and went back a few more times not-drunk 'cause her head game was amazing.

wtf is a bremelo b?

listen and learn

 

[Crude_]

Back when I was single I had a fetish for thick/chubby females think Raven Symone's body type.

I'm country as hell in the way I talk.

In high school my standards were pretty low for smashing, but I somehow got lucky and smashed one of the best looking girls on the block because she liked me for some reason.

I remember my sophomore year in high school my team got our asses blown the fuck off the court by the eventual state champions in our classification that ish was mad embarrassing.

I remember when I was around 11-12 years old I beat this boy who I grew up with ass because he was trying to be a bully and this nigga proceeded to go home and get a pellet gun and try to shoot me.

My mom didn't even let me go outside for a few days when went to my grandma's house.

The boy dropped the beef a few days later apologized surprisingly and we were back to hooping again.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Rode my bike 12 miles to lose my virginity. Thirsty for water and pussy at the same damn time.

 

[Karl.]

I pick my nose. Air con got me fucked up.