admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[Dirty Sanchez]

i dont know how to swim

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Had a horrible stuttering problem when i was younger

pretty much crushed my confidence from age 9-14

lol

 

[BlackThor356]

a couple months in 3rd grade, i wore my church shoes to school, cuz my school shoes were fucked up and my moms couldnt afford another pair at the time. and when she finally did cop some kicks they were dem payless pro wings....im tearing up typing this

 

[DNB1]

I have a silly laugh.

&

The sheer joy in that lil niggas creatures face got me dying....

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

was afraid of roller coasters until my late teens....

Late teens? shiit i still don't fuck with roller coasters

 

[damobb2deep]

a couple months in 3rd grade, i wore my church shoes to school, cuz my school shoes were fucked up and my moms couldnt afford another pair at the time. and when she finally did cop some kicks they were dem payless pro wings....im tearing up typing this

smh nigga i wore pro wings... perry ellis... filas... vans ( b4 dat skater shyt)... *shrug*

 

[MzKB]

School sent a letter to my parents letting them know I was over weight when I was in the 2nd grade.

At least I showed some consistency in my life!

 

[MrLunatik1979]

I fucked your mom

 

[Dupac]

when i was like 17 i started dating this girl at my church, one day we had a visitor, the blind nigga that was singing....

nigga couldn't sing for shit, his clothes were hilarious, he was stumbling all over the pace.. the shit was a wreck...so when i was on the phone with her later, i unleashed a roasting session on blind nigga..like i didn't hold back in the least...that shit was so funny to me...

turns out it was her uncle...

 

[edwardnigma]

Fucking a fat chic tonight smh lol I'm such an ass

 

[playmaker88]

when i was like 17 i started dating this girl at my church, one day we had a visitor, the blind nigga that was singing....

nigga couldn't sing for shit, his clothes were hilarious, he was stumbling all over the pace.. the shit was a wreck...so when i was on the phone with her later, i unleashed a roasting session on blind nigga..like i didn't hold back in the least...that shit was so funny to me...

turns out it was her uncle...

Lmao..

Nigga was like.. ay girl that blind niggas was something else..(she tries to interject) nigga just keeps talking and talking and talkin lmao

 

[SixSickSins]

Wth is that?

It's a Slow Loris:

 

[jayvon32]

Long story....long read.

When i was 16 yrs old, i went to girl house with my friends at the time. (Was naive at the time, need to explain this before i continue) anyway they told me they was going in there to pick up some shoes from her brother. Since i was the only one who had just got my first car, we drove over there. Once we got there both of them went into the house (found it odd why they both needed to go in there)...After a hour of waiting i got annoyed and start to go in to see what was up. Got to the door and before i can knock, one of my home boys come out running, after that i see my other friend kick out a bedroom door and throw water and some white powder (later told baking soda in the room)

He start running my way, niggas yelled..."LETS GO" and i jumped in the car, cranked it up and burnt the fuck out. Was told that they ran a train on the girl and after wards decided to throw water and baking powder on her. They said the dad was in the room sleep and they knock on his door before they threw that stuff on the girl.

Later found out her dad was one of the deacons at my dad church when we was in there a few weeks later.

Felt bad about seeing him and imagining what they did to his daughter. But it was still funny in a way.

We still crack up to this day about it....

 

[gns]

......aiight.

When an embarrassing scene in a movie/show comes on......sometimes I gotta look away, I guess because I, put myself in the person being embarrassed, shoes.

I hate that shit, and it eats at my realnigganess factor considerably.

 

[G.Avant]

In 6th grade this big nigga slammed me on my head right in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everybody. I had a giant ass knot and thought that I was permanently disfigured smdh

 

[Cinco]

In 6th grade this big nigga slammed me on my head right in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everybody. I had a giant ass knot and thought that I was permanently disfigured smdh

Did u come back at that nigga or WHAT

 

[edwardnigma]

okay, i don't know why, but for some reason when i was younger, i thought caucasian was the same thing as mulatto, and i remember arguing with my cousin that her friend was caucasian and not black, she thought i was saying he was white, i thought i was saying he was mixed

also for some reason, i was a pretty know-it-all kid (not that different from grown up me huh? lol), so when we first moved to windsor, i remember my mom and a couple of relatives telling me the d is silent in the name. so of course instead of taking their word for it, i come to the conclusion of what do they know, they just learned english just like me, i thought they were making up the silent letter thing, i couldn't comprehend why the letter would be there if it wasn't needed. long story short, i spent months pronouncing it winDsor lol

god i was such an idiot. that's not as bad as when i thought swallowing gum could kill but swallowed it anyway just to see what would happen

Okay I'm not chasing you alright but .......nigga I thought you ain't believe in race!

What's all that mulatto this caucasian that, mixed black and all those races you throwing round? Uh huh I see yo ass!

I'm gonna be nice and not call you a fucking flip flopper, with ya flip flopping ass!

 

[G.Avant]

In 6th grade this big nigga slammed me on my head right in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everybody. I had a giant ass knot and thought that I was permanently disfigured smdh

Did u come back at that nigga or WHAT

Hell no I didn't get back at that nigga, I steered clear of his ass lol. And I went to a hood school so some of the security type niggas was laughing at me too. I had to change my mentality after that shit smh.

 

[jayvon32]

In 6th grade this big nigga slammed me on my head right in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everybody. I had a giant ass knot and thought that I was permanently disfigured smdh

damn! I bet after that you was in the gym like this....

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

When I was 15 I had oral sex with this one girl who was a friend of a friend. We fooled around for about 3 months and shit died out. About 8 months later we met again at a wedding. Our parents seemed awfully familiar with one another which was slightly concerning. Turns out my mother and her mother are 2nd cousins. Needless to say...I have never spoken about me and this girl since 2004. We vowed to take this shit to da grave with us...