admit an embarassing fact about yourself

[coop9889]

On a male dominated thread you talkin bout yo dick size.

 

[playmaker88]

I opened this thread

 

[nawledge_god]

You Part Asian Part Robot B ...What The Fuck You Expect?

 

[Lou Cypher]

I was born with a right wrist deformity. Its not a noticeable deformity, but i cant rotate my right wrist a full 180 degrees. Just about 90 degrees. Im right handed when i write, but everything else i do is with my left hand lol.

 

[2nd chances]

i've jerked off several times to chyna the wrestler's porn.......shit is pretty much like porn of the you know variety..clit looking like a penis and shit..i felt disgusted afterwards if that counts for anything..

otherwise.... oh well..

 

[Shizlansky]

I'm perfect.

 

[SneakDZA]

i've jerked off several times to chyna the wrestler's porn.......shit is pretty much like porn of the you know variety..clit looking like a penis and shit..i felt disgusted afterwards if that counts for anything..

otherwise.... oh well..

this is strike two for you dude. and it's not no "3 strikes you're gay" either. you were gay on strike one.

not that there's anything wrong with that. be free.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

i really want to smash pico

 

[Cinco]

I can't see nothin wo contacts. I got like 20/60 vision smh

 

[Busta Carmichael]

dude with the skinny ass girl as your sig. please remove. that shit just made me sick.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

I got bunions

 

[StillFaggyAF]

im short

EDIT: I also have a pretty annoying voice

 

[Gold_Certificate]

i'm paralyzingly ticklish. like all you have to do is motion like you're gonna tickle me and i break down

if i get too giggly, i lose all muscle control in my hands, and once i start laughing, it can take me a while to stop...

You should do something about that.

Makes you sound mad rape-able.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

i'm paralyzingly ticklish. like all you have to do is motion like you're gonna tickle me and i break down

if i get too giggly, i lose all muscle control in my hands, and once i start laughing, it can take me a while to stop



one time i was riding a bike downhill, the brakes failed and i slammed into a fence

Wonder what God was trying to tell you.........

 

[StillFaggyAF]

i'm paralyzingly ticklish. like all you have to do is motion like you're gonna tickle me and i break down

if i get too giggly, i lose all muscle control in my hands, and once i start laughing, it can take me a while to stop...

You should do something about that.

Makes you sound mad rape-able.

seriously i have a problem. i thought maybe with repeated ticklings it would dissipate, but it hasn't. right now my go to technique to deal with it is to curl up into a ball and cover up my most ticklish parts, my sides, armpits and the back of my knees (don't ask how i figured out i was ticklish there lol)

omg, that's like my kryptonite, if i ever have an arch enemy, i hope they don't see this post

 

[Gold_Certificate]

If I ever have to rape a bitch, I'll try tickling her in advance.

Either that or I just kill her.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I was in the room when my aunt (who is only 2 years older than me) lost her virginity when I was 13. I watched.in secret

 

[Copper]

I took makaveli jokers aunts virginity

 

[StoneColdMikey]

When i was younger like 8 years old i shitted in the water when i was at the beach

 

[Billy_Poncho]

When i was younger like 8 years old i shitted in the water when i was at the beach

Goddamn, Chicago got a gun violence and E coli problem...