yo so im back working at the pornstore

[lordhonka2]

thats just it. It is not a subculture if i have learned anything about our society from a place like this i know that it is very much our culture. no one want to talk about it but its part of what america is now.

 

[lordhonka2]

old Muslims get freaky?!/buy a vibe for your girl?/crack to an addict

old Muslims get freaky?!The guy didnt speak good english so she translated. they were an older couple but it hard to say how old with foriegners she came in hair coverd and body coverd from neck to ankles. I just knew this was going to go bad but it was kool she said in broken english that he wanted pill to stay" she motioned with an open hand in an " up" motion i pointed them out and she said he can only use those that are good for high blood pressure. I pointed those out( all natural) and then he called to her in what i thought was spanish but im not sure. I must have said to my self a thousand times over and over this old muslim couple is fucking like that? I know its stupid but i was still amused. They tested out the lub on each others skin. The hardes part was when i had to explain how to use those eggshaped bullet. You think giving directions to a foriegner is hard try explaining that a toy is best if used on the clitoris. they spent about 80 dollars. I was amazed the guys that where in the store where like " yo you did good job helping them" I think what he ment was. Damn old muslims get freaky too!?

as a side not one of the more flamboyant gay guys who i had never seen in there before came up to the counter with a penis pump talking bout *said in gayest possible voice while popping gum* "can you help me what this do" I looked up and looked at the pump looked ant him and said. Nothing. then continued loggin the new movies in the computer.

buy a vibe for your girl

The other day i sold 6 "rabbit" vibrators fellas if you dont know what this is your girl does. any way what was crazy is it was 6 coulples. It is the first time that i have sold that many in a day (or that we had sold that many as a store, not enough women came thru) and what was odd was that it was couples that where buying them i had to go in the back to get one. I'm still waiting for some women to come get the "jackrabbit" its like 11 inches long and with ball bearings or beads and the head rotates and five setting. I read the boxes so I can sell them better. it can spin the beads in the opposite direction from the head its sure bet that that chick that buys this has no walls. only pussy hole.......

on a side note:

What topped off that day at least comission wise ( part of our pay is comission based) is that i sold one of those torso thins. its basickly a womans torso with with breast and and a vagina and anus . Its supposed to be the same material they make the flesh light from. I sold one of those it is $400. the guy walked by and looked at it twice. that was my que i told " look for that price you can buy some pucci but can you garuntee its safe and that she wont have some guys rob you and that you wont get arrested or get aids, no you cant. but you can buy this and not worry about any of that." He bought it.

 

[lordhonka2]

Yeah, I'm sure you see normal everyday people along with the obvious freaks all the time.

You ever see couples on the prowl in there?

Me and my man went to one near our house a couple weekends back and I SWEAR this dude in there with his girl was peeping scene. Even my bf said something about it after we left..

yeah couple come in all the time usually just curious but we get the occassional couple that buy porn together. that always blows my mind they talk about the scences thay want to see and stuff. there are a couple really freaky couples that "watch" movies in the back honestly i can see couples going in my wife and i will go to some places and we buy langerie. i say we cause she buys what she thinks she looks good in and i buy what i want to see her in. we want to make a sex painting with the body paint but that mess is expensive. at least where we shop.

 

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How the fuck I know this nigga aint copy and pasting stories from some porno forum?

 

[lordhonka2]

How the fuck I know this nigga aint copy and pasting stories from some porno forum?

i dont know how to prove this is real i can tell i work at a store in nc. i am also a teacher. i been hones about all that i have no real reason to lie though. unno it hard/impossible to prove a negative

if you tell me how i can prove short of video tapping it i will do it + i couldnt make half of this up

 

[lordhonka2]

Yeah, I'm sure you see normal everyday people along with the obvious freaks all the time.

You ever see couples on the prowl in there?

Me and my man went to one near our house a couple weekends back and I SWEAR this dude in there with his girl was peeping scene. Even my bf said something about it after we left..

yeah couple come in all the time usually just curious but we get the occassional couple that buy porn together. that always blows my mind they talk about the scences thay want to see and stuff. there are a couple really freaky couples that "watch" movies in the back honestly i can see couples going in my wife and i will go to some places and we buy langerie. i say we cause she buys what she thinks she looks good in and i buy what i want to see her in. we want to make a sex painting with the body paint but that mess is expensive. at least where we shop.

By prowl I meant like looking for other couples, i.e. swingers.

You sound like my dude though. I want garters and corsets, he wants boring body stockings.

Let me read your newest stories now.

na in nc there are several swinger communities and that meet up. one of the old employees father and mother in law were swingers. daughter knew and everthing.... its couples looking for the cuckold thing but thats just some secret gay shit

 

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How the fuck I know this nigga aint copy and pasting stories from some porno forum?

i dont know how to prove this is real i can tell i work at a store in nc. i am also a teacher. i been hones about all that i have no real reason to lie though. unno it hard/impossible to prove a negative

if you tell me how i can prove short of video tapping it i will do it + i couldnt make half of this up

I'm gonna need you to record the store while you are behind the counter and also record a few customers walking in.

Everybody got a iphone its not that hard cuzzy.

 

[lordhonka2]

yo i cant be in the store video tapping man especially coustomers. how bout a picture of the compter screen with date wile its on the list of movies give me a particular movie to look up ( has to be kinda old last few months dec -feb .... hey cant you just search what i been saying you would be able to find it if it was from another site

 

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yo i cant be in the store video tapping man especially coustomers. how bout a picture of the compter screen with date wile its on the list of movies give me a particular movie to look up ( has to be kinda old last few months dec -feb .... hey cant you just search what i been saying you would be able to find it if it was from another site

Ok brother thats reasonable.

I'm not sure about the movies, just post up anything ass related I love asses.

And then we got a done deal.

When can you do have this posted because I'm an impatient type of person..?

 

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How the fuck I know this nigga aint copy and pasting stories from some porno forum?

i dont know how to prove this is real i can tell i work at a store in nc. i am also a teacher. i been hones about all that i have no real reason to lie though. unno it hard/impossible to prove a negative

if you tell me how i can prove short of video tapping it i will do it + i couldnt make half of this up

I'm gonna need you to record the store while you are behind the counter and also record a few customers walking in.

Everybody got a iphone its not that hard cuzzy.

smh..really? He would get fired!

I'd be pissed if someone was recording me walking in to browse the vibrator selection.

I'm sure there are certain ways he can conceal his iphone while he records the customer.

You never been on Worldstar?

All they got is videos of random people doing dumb shit in public.

This is the same thing.

 

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How the fuck I know this nigga aint copy and pasting stories from some porno forum?

i dont know how to prove this is real i can tell i work at a store in nc. i am also a teacher. i been hones about all that i have no real reason to lie though. unno it hard/impossible to prove a negative

if you tell me how i can prove short of video tapping it i will do it + i couldnt make half of this up

I'm gonna need you to record the store while you are behind the counter and also record a few customers walking in.

Everybody got a iphone its not that hard cuzzy.

smh..really? He would get fired!

I'd be pissed if someone was recording me walking in to browse the vibrator selection.

I'm sure there are certain ways he can conceal his iphone while he records the customer.

You never been on Worldstar?

All they got is videos of random people doing dumb shit in public.

This is the same thing.

And if one of the customers happened to stumble across the footage?

I'm just saying..I'd tell you to fuck off before risking my job trying to prove some shit.

Its not like working at a porno store is a lucrative, long term job..

I'm sure he dont give 2 fucks if he gets caught.

Big deal, who wants to work there forever anyway?

 

[lordhonka2]

yo i cant be in the store video tapping man especially coustomers. how bout a picture of the compter screen with date wile its on the list of movies give me a particular movie to look up ( has to be kinda old last few months dec -feb .... hey cant you just search what i been saying you would be able to find it if it was from another site

Ok brother thats reasonable.

I'm not sure about the movies, just post up anything ass related I love asses.

And then we got a done deal.

When can you do have this posted because I'm an impatient type of person..?

i dont work untill sat morning till 4 pm so maybe later that day