The FLAT TIRE files...

[BiblicalAtheist]

I've never had to change a tire but I've seen it done and it looks pretty simple, jack it up, loosen the nuts, take the tire off, put a new one on, tighten bolts of opposing sides and voila!

 

[TheGOAT]

I pay other men to change my oil too

I give no fucks

 

[Trollio]

Im almost 30 and never caught a flat

Wouldnt know what to do if i did

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Shit is easy as hell nothing to it.

Yea im sure it is

If i caught a flat i would prolly just youtube it real quick.

The only thing im unsure of is where im sposed to place the jack

Take the jack and bury it with your testosterone

 

[yellowtapesport]

Here go another one...

I'm in South Bend, IN bout to drive dirty back to DC. Before we left, we took the spare out the trumk to make room for the work lol thinkin we aint bout to get no flat (new rental car) so we ride out...

Middle of OHIO (day before July 4) tire blows out...we stuck on the side of the road with no spare and a trunk full of AZ...after about 45mins, a white couple stops and offers to help. They loan us a spare and follow us bout 25-30 miles to TWO tire shops...all CLOSED! The couple was ready to leave our ass stuck, but we talked them into following us another 50somethin' miles to the WALMART Tire Center where we got the tire fixed and kept it movin.

Thank you Jesus.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Im almost 30 and never caught a flat

Wouldnt know what to do if i did

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Shit is easy as hell nothing to it.

Yea im sure it is

If i caught a flat i would prolly just youtube it real quick.

The only thing im unsure of is where im sposed to place the jack

Take the jack and bury it with your testosterone

Where were there fatheeeeerrrsss

 

[TheGOAT]

Im almost 30 and never caught a flat

Wouldnt know what to do if i did

:#

Shit is easy as hell nothing to it.

Yea im sure it is

If i caught a flat i would prolly just youtube it real quick.

The only thing im unsure of is where im sposed to place the jack

Take the jack and bury it with your testosterone

Where were there fatheeeeerrrsss

 

[Lou Cypher]

Worst story i have is going to see The Avengers at the midnight premier then leaving the theater in a hurry only to feel something wasnt right while getting to the turning line. Had to pull over and bust the jack out and change the tire. Luckily i had a full sized tire full of air in my trunk when i thought it was just a donut.

Besides that, seems like every freaking year I run over a screw. I got a screw in my tire right now i just found but its a super slow leak, but I also got a lock on my rims that i dont have the key for So i gotta find a new one and get that changed before winter hits.

 

[konceptjones]

my first car was a shit brown colored 87' Monte Carlo my aunt gave me that had like 68K on it

a nigga felt like a boss scooping chicks up instead of having to use Metro :joy:

but my ignition was jack up where the ACC and Pwr wires would randomly loosen and touch each other which would make my car randomly shut off while driving..........a nigga would be on a date with a young dimey chick sitting at a stoplight, and we having convo about how I'm gon take her to her house cuz her parents ain't home

I pull off and we cruise for a couple blocks..................next thing u know my car just shut completely off with no warning in the middle of DC traffic, I barely got brakes, steering, lights or anything and we almost run into the other side of traffic

shorty straight looked at me like WTF :# and got out my car immediately saying she was too scared to ride in a death machine........shorty left and took the metro bus home

wasn't the 1st time that car stopped like that on me when I was with a chick either

I learned all sorts or shit about maintenance on cars trying to fix it myself cuz I couldn't afford to take it to a mechanic

my car maintenance game is immaculate now from years of experiences of taking L's haha

I bought an '83 mustang off a cat for $600 back in '93 with my tax return money. It was a notchback and dude had the front and rear from a '91 'stang put on it but ran into some money problems so he sold it to me. It had that garbage ass straight-six in it (3.3L, 90hp... dafuq Ford???!!!) and had he told me it had issues, but shouldn't be nothing I couldn't handle. Anyways I drove it around for a few days and the bitch stalled at a light around the corner from me and I couldn't get it to start again. Had to get a dude to help me push it so I could pop the clutch and get home. Went looking for a reason and tried everything I could think to get it to run. I got pissed and literally kicked the shit out of the front of the car, went in the crib to warm up and came back outside and it started right up and stayed running for a week. One night I had picked up some broad to go out and the damned thing stalled at a light and, sure as shit, I couldn't get it to start up again. She couldn't drive a stick so I had to flag down another cat to help me pop the clutch. After I got it running again she basically demanded I take her back home "if yo hooptie even gonna make it back to my house..."

It happened again on my way to work. Bad enough it was snowing like crazy and I had spun out leaving the driveway to the apartment complex we lived in, but it was a busy main street (12 mile) and this was during the morning work rush and I had to figure out how to start it up. I looked all over the place but noticed under the car there was a wire running underneath it that was frayed. I tapped the wire and tried to start the shit and it started right up. Went home and borrowed my moms ride and ran to the hardware store to cop some barrel connectors, got under the car with my crimpers and fixed that shit and got to work late.

 

[leftcoastkev]

my first car was a shit brown colored 87' Monte Carlo my aunt gave me that had like 68K on it

a nigga felt like a boss scooping chicks up instead of having to use Metro :joy:

but my ignition was jack up where the ACC and Pwr wires would randomly loosen and touch each other which would make my car randomly shut off while driving..........a nigga would be on a date with a young dimey chick sitting at a stoplight, and we having convo about how I'm gon take her to her house cuz her parents ain't home

I pull off and we cruise for a couple blocks..................next thing u know my car just shut completely off with no warning in the middle of DC traffic, I barely got brakes, steering, lights or anything and we almost run into the other side of traffic

shorty straight looked at me like WTF :# and got out my car immediately saying she was too scared to ride in a death machine........shorty left and took the metro bus home

wasn't the 1st time that car stopped like that on me when I was with a chick either

I learned all sorts or shit about maintenance on cars trying to fix it myself cuz I couldn't afford to take it to a mechanic

my car maintenance game is immaculate now from years of experiences of taking L's haha

Yeah, one of my best friends had just got out of jail and called me excited saying he had to show me something.

He pulled up in a navy blue 87 Monte Carlo with glass T Tops on chrome Daytons with white trim and white leather seats.

I hopped in like "damn my nigga. This shit is cLEEEEAAAANNNN!!!"

We hit the main strip in the hood. We got about 5 blocks down going about 50mph and I guess he didn't fully lock down the T Top on his side or something. That muthafucker peeled back and flew up in the air.

It was like slow motion.

We both looking in the rear view mirror.

It hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. Looked like when someone throws a water balloon up in the air and it lands.

Took him about 3 months before he could find a junk yard with a 87 MC T-Top, lol.

The good ol days.

 

[konceptjones]

my first car was a shit brown colored 87' Monte Carlo my aunt gave me that had like 68K on it

a nigga felt like a boss scooping chicks up instead of having to use Metro :joy:

but my ignition was jack up where the ACC and Pwr wires would randomly loosen and touch each other which would make my car randomly shut off while driving..........a nigga would be on a date with a young dimey chick sitting at a stoplight, and we having convo about how I'm gon take her to her house cuz her parents ain't home

I pull off and we cruise for a couple blocks..................next thing u know my car just shut completely off with no warning in the middle of DC traffic, I barely got brakes, steering, lights or anything and we almost run into the other side of traffic

shorty straight looked at me like WTF :# and got out my car immediately saying she was too scared to ride in a death machine........shorty left and took the metro bus home

wasn't the 1st time that car stopped like that on me when I was with a chick either

I learned all sorts or shit about maintenance on cars trying to fix it myself cuz I couldn't afford to take it to a mechanic

my car maintenance game is immaculate now from years of experiences of taking L's haha

Yeah, one of my best friends had just got out of jail and called me excited saying he had to show me something.

He pulled up in a navy blue 87 Monte Carlo with glass T Tops on chrome Daytons with white trim and white leather seats.

I hopped in like "damn my nigga. This shit is cLEEEEAAAANNNN!!!"

We hit the main strip in the hood. We got about 5 blocks down going about 50mph and I guess he didn't fully lock down the T Top on his side or something. That muthafucker peeled back and flew up in the air.

It was like slow motion.

We both looking in the rear view mirror.

It hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. Looked like when someone throws a water balloon up in the air and it lands.

Took him about 3 months before he could find a junk yard with a 87 MC T-Top, lol.

The good ol days.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

But forreal... I had a pair of Escort's in high school (blue 81 and a champagne 83 stick). I had took the hood off the '83 to straighten it out 'cause it had been in a fender bender right before I got it. A few days earlier I had put the hood on 'cause it started raining and I didn't want to get the distributor cap wet. Anyways it was the end of the year, I got done with my tests early so I basically had a half day and I had dropped a bullshit amp and some house speakers in the rear hatch and I figured I'd go floss around the school a lil bit.

I'm rollin down 7 mile towards Wyoming and it dawned on me:

"oh shit... I forgot to bolt the hood down!"

As soon as I thought it, I looked at the front of my hood and it started to lift a little... then it completely flew off and over my car. I looked in the rearview mirror and watched it floopty-floop through the air and land right in front of another car, which swerved HARD to avoid it. I pulled over, ran back to pick up my hood, ran with it to my ride and put it back on.

I still went up to the school tho, loose hood and all.. Had that EPMD "So What you sayin" blastin out the ride too.

 

[MsSouthern]

I changed one flat tire in my life at age 17

Now it goes

AAA

My msn

My brother

My dad

My son

My son's dad

Some stranger who pulled over to be nice

Then me ....If I had a flat tire

 

[7figz]

I changed one flat tire in my life at age 17

...

My son's dad

...

Must be nice. I wish my BM would try to call me to change a tire.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

I changed one flat tire in my life at age 17

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My son's dad

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Must be nice. I wish my BM would try to call me to change a tire.

White privilege