Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

[MrCrookedLetter]

Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.

Why you imagining niggas testicles, b?

Why in here talking about knocking out animals

You know how chimps fight bruh? They literally rip the dick off the other chimp dick off, carve its face off with its bare hands, bite its fingers off, then let is slowly die moaning in agony so all the other chimps in the area know not to fuck around in their territory.

I'll never go in a room with a chimpanzee, I don't care how well trained it is or how young it is.

 

[Chef_Taylor]

A gorilla.

Bears are too slow.

LoL....man a bear would run you down fuck with one if you want to.

 

[1CK1S]

at this entire thread.

You n-gga's are hella reaching.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Imagine getting rocked by this punch

thats prob a love tap to a gorilla

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Put me up against a bear to fight, pray for the bear.

 

[Chef_Taylor]

Imagine getting rocked by this punch

thats prob a love tap to a gorilla

What is stronger than a gorilla's grip.nh nothing.... them muthafuckas could kill with one hulk smash to the chest or face of a human easy. If i had to choose i wouldnt "fight" neither but i know i wouldn't want no parts of a silverback gorilla.

 

[reapin505]

I weigh 160 lbs soaking wet, I'm dead either way. But if I had to a bear so I can make a necklace at that fuckers teeth and wear his hide like some bad ass mythological hero. I have read enough conan stories alone to know apes ain't nuthing to fuck with

 

[playmaker88]

I way 160 lbs soaking wet, I'm dead either way. But if I had to a bear so I can make a necklace at that fuckers teeth and wear his hide like some bad ass mythological hero. I have read enough conan stories alone to know apes ain't nuthing to fuck with

 

[reapin505]

Goddamnit brain...

 

[Bcotton5]

Yall don't want the rec with the bear for real

 

[Rubato Garcia]

Funny you made this thread. I just had to fuck a gorilla up about a week ago. Planet of the apes deez nuts

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Let's move on to Lions.

Man I'd fuck a lion up.

Imma let it run towards me ready to attack. Then imma jump sideways and kick it in its face.

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Iono about a lion, leopard on down I'm fuckin em up though

 

[Chef_Taylor]

Iono about a lion, leopard on down I'm fuckin em up though

Some of them Africans in the plains out there be having lions shook now a tiger...............

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

I'd kick them in the nuts

Step up to the plate then b.

 

[Bcotton5]

Gorillas are really gentle docile creatures

I love apes!

 

[VIBE]

lol @ fighting lions and leopards

you guys ain't can fighting house cats, those alone will fuck you up..

 

[Turfaholic]

Im choosing gorillas. They'd prolly just beat my ass real bad. A bear would make me lunch.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

lol @ fighting lions and leopards

you guys ain't can fighting house cats, those alone will fuck you up..

I beg to differ

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I'll punk a caterpillar