Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

[Huey_C]

yea I think I could I could take a Lion, when he start gettin the best of me ill just poke em in both eyes then stick both fingers in its nostrils so it cant breathe then somethin gonna happen. I dont know what but somethin

Yea an extremely painful death

 

[Rubato Garcia]

So n-gga's on here will run if they hear guns pop off but are willing to fight an animal that could easily kill them?

As opposed to what? Fighting the bullets?

 

[LUClEN]

No way a human would win against either one

But Gorillas are vegetarians, so if I had to choose one to fight it definitely would not be the bear

a gorilla will fuck you up, but it won't eat you

a bear will push your wig back, eat what's left and shit you out

 

[Chef_Taylor]

No way a human would win against either one

But Gorillas are vegetarians, so if I had to choose one to fight it definitely would not be the bear

a gorilla will fuck you up, but it won't eat you

a bear will push your wig back, eat what's left and shit you out

Fool the force of a gorilla pounding down on you would kill you.

 

[LUClEN]

No way a human would win against either one

But Gorillas are vegetarians, so if I had to choose one to fight it definitely would not be the bear

a gorilla will fuck you up, but it won't eat you

a bear will push your wig back, eat what's left and shit you out

Fool the force of a gorilla pounding down on you would kill you.

But he won't eat me

 

[Masterfultech]

No way a human would win against either one

But Gorillas are vegetarians, so if I had to choose one to fight it definitely would not be the bear

a gorilla will fuck you up, but it won't eat you

a bear will push your wig back, eat what's left and shit you out

Fool the force of a gorilla pounding down on you would kill you.

But he won't eat me

but he won't be above torturing you.

 

[Chef_Taylor]

No way a human would win against either one

But Gorillas are vegetarians, so if I had to choose one to fight it definitely would not be the bear

a gorilla will fuck you up, but it won't eat you

a bear will push your wig back, eat what's left and shit you out

Fool the force of a gorilla pounding down on you would kill you.

But he won't eat me

But it will

still

kill

you....

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Let me in the same room as a fly. It catching a beat down

 

[LUClEN]

So will the bear

but a kodiak bear can be up to 1200 lbs

No gorilla gets that big

they're only like 5'5

It makes no sense to choose the bear cause they're way more dangerous than gorillas

 

[VulcanRaven]

I'd kick them in the nuts

Step up to the plate then b.

Bruh I would punt (nh) his nuts so hard they would fly up in his head and push his eyeballs out of the socket and he would have ball sockets instead

 

[So ILL]

Let me in the same room as a fly. It catching a beat down

I literally fight flies for real, I really hate them motherfuckers. Niggas be like, "what are swinging at?", I'm swinging at this fly that killed my buzz, nigga.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

What about a hyena?

Mane I'd uppercut a laughing ass hyena back in to some tall grass and dare PETA to say something

 

[Ajackson17]

Both at the same time. They will know why man the black man is god

 

[BarreGoff]

lol..a bear. i'd take my chances with a bear

 

[Dupac]

i've been fighting bears since i was a todler


i'd fuck all these animals up....

they have no defense for a rear naked choke hold

 

[VulcanRaven]

That bear winning though

 

[illestni99ainne]

Niggas forgot about dawn of the planet of the apes? Cesear and crew will fuck you up. Don't let Koba get ahold of you

 

[Mastery]

Mane I'd uppercut a laughing ass hyena back in to some tall grass and dare PETA to say something

The Hyena's reaction to this:

The Hyena bite is 1100 PSI. Compare that to a Lion (600 PSI) or a Tiger (1050 PSI ) aka if he get a hold of your ass, you done nigga Lol

 

[Mr.LV]

You don't "fight" bears or gorillas you try your hardest to "survive" bears and gorillas encounters.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

This thread is really some shit you would talk about like like 4th grade this shit got me rollin