Yo Do You Think You Could Fight A Bear Or A Gorilla?

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Yall must not remember that lil chimp tearing that womans face off now put a few hundred more lbs and call that shit a gorilla he will tear your limbs apart like you are a chicken wing

a bear.. where the fuck you think you runnin that he cant get to
 
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id like to see a shaolin monk fight a bear or gorilla maybe they could do some damage

ery1 else nah

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Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface
 
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TonyDubbz;7404736 said:
Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.
 
Will Munny;7404796 said:
TonyDubbz;7404736 said:
Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.

Why you imagining niggas testicles, b?

Why in here talking about knocking out animals
 
Busta Carmichael ;7404830 said:
Will Munny;7404796 said:
TonyDubbz;7404736 said:
Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.

Why you imagining niggas testicles, b?

Why in here talking about knocking out animals

He said that because during fights primates/apes/monkeys always go for the jewels as a form of dominance. It's why during chimp attacks you here about guys getting their privates ripped off. So if I had to fight, i'm going for the bear.

 
Busta Carmichael ;7404501 said:
T. Sanford;7404479 said:
I'm knocking a gorilla or bear out

if you can survive on the IC then you can survive in the jungle

Word fam, I'd backhand slap the fuck outta two gorillas and dare them to say something.

I'll pieface tf out of two bears & they better be smart enough to keep their peace
 
Busta Carmichael ;7404830 said:
Will Munny;7404796 said:
TonyDubbz;7404736 said:
Ima fight the gorilla but before we shoot the ones ima try to reason with him with hand gestures and shit, maybe get him to sit down on a boulder wit me and hash our differences out cause if they as smart as all these white people say they are he'll just walk away and avoid getting physical with me

But if we gotta fight.. then yea i'd probably choke em out with a rear naked choke hold or somethin.. might even apply a crippler crossface

You would literally get your testicles ripped off.

Why you imagining niggas testicles, b?

Why in here talking about knocking out animals

You know how chimps fight bruh? They literally rip the dick off the other chimp dick off, carve its face off with its bare hands, bite its fingers off, then let is slowly die moaning in agony so all the other chimps in the area know not to fuck around in their territory.

I'll never go in a room with a chimpanzee, I don't care how well trained it is or how young it is.
 
Busta Carmichael ;7405033 said:
I just fucking with u Will lmao.

I know what monkeys do.

But shit is there a video for that?

That sounded gangsta as fuck

Shit I seen a David Attenboro where they just turned on one of their own for no apparent reason and let it bleed out slowly by itself shit was savage.
 
Man I think a gorilla will fuck you up enough to let you know what it is, and leave you alone. You catch a bear in the woods and they at you, they at you, then they gon eat you. Fuck that. I'll lose the fight wit the silverback too, but at least I might live.
 
Funny you made this thread. I just had to fuck a gorilla up about a week ago. Planet of the apes deez nuts
 
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