Whats the most random strangest thing thats ever happened to you??

[Rocket Kidd]

Last time i went to NY, i was walkin back to my old block. I'm gettin close to the light and i hear somebody yellin from a distance "YOOOOO" i look around like what the fuck..."YOOOOOO" so i see some dude wit his hands up and he yell out "YOU GOT SOME TREES?" i shook my head and kept walking.

So when i actually get to my block that shit was bone dry, nobody was outside [then again this was in december] but the 1st apartment i walk by some dude sittin on the steps dude looked at me "ay you got some trees?" i'm like nah, kept walkin. Shit had me bugged out cuz i'm sure none of these niggas knew me, i coulda been a cop -shrugs-

 

[Rocket Kidd]

i was on a ferry with some friends and this mentally handicapped guy ran up, grabbed my hand, slobbered on it, and then ran away.

I was shell-shocked for about two minutes, and i think that is one of the only times where it would have been justified to hit a retard.

lmao.........

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

Last time i went to NY, i was walkin back to my old block. I'm gettin close to the light and i hear somebody yellin from a distance "YOOOOO" i look around like what the fuck..."YOOOOOO" so i see some dude wit his hands up and he yell out "YOU GOT SOME TREES?" i shook my head and kept walking.

So when i actually get to my block that shit was bone dry, nobody was outside [then again this was in december] but the 1st apartment i walk by some dude sittin on the steps dude looked at me "ay you got some trees?" i'm like nah, kept walkin. Shit had me bugged out cuz i'm sure none of these niggas knew me, i coulda been a cop -shrugs-

thats kinda funny cuz I remember when I was in NY one summer, walkin the block with a couple of my homies at night and some nigga jumped down from a tree, outta nowhere. Just startled the dawg shit outta me and the nigga said "Yo! Ya'll lookin for trees?"

 

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[Bwoahmizzee]

Last time i went to NY, i was walkin back to my old block. I'm gettin close to the light and i hear somebody yellin from a distance "YOOOOO" i look around like what the fuck..."YOOOOOO" so i see some dude wit his hands up and he yell out "YOU GOT SOME TREES?" i shook my head and kept walking.

So when i actually get to my block that shit was bone dry, nobody was outside [then again this was in december] but the 1st apartment i walk by some dude sittin on the steps dude looked at me "ay you got some trees?" i'm like nah, kept walkin. Shit had me bugged out cuz i'm sure none of these niggas knew me, i coulda been a cop -shrugs-

lmao

that shit be funny........well not really

niggas do me the same way, they be swearin I got some smoke for sale

I just be trying to go to the corner store

 

[Skeratch]

Last time i went to NY, i was walkin back to my old block. I'm gettin close to the light and i hear somebody yellin from a distance "YOOOOO" i look around like what the fuck..."YOOOOOO" so i see some dude wit his hands up and he yell out "YOU GOT SOME TREES?" i shook my head and kept walking.

So when i actually get to my block that shit was bone dry, nobody was outside [then again this was in december] but the 1st apartment i walk by some dude sittin on the steps dude looked at me "ay you got some trees?" i'm like nah, kept walkin. Shit had me bugged out cuz i'm sure none of these niggas knew me, i coulda been a cop -shrugs-

lmao.

Must have been a weed drought in your area.

I had a guy spot me, cross the street -didn't even look like he checked for traffic- his eyes were on me the whole time. He's like "Do you know where Herbs at?"

Me and my people always pronounce herb with a silent h so his pronunciation threw me off. I told him that I wasn't from around that area so I didn't know the stores because I thought he was looking for a store or pub called "Herb's."

And he's like "Noo, heeerrrrrrrb."

"Ooooooh. No."

 

[Rocket Kidd]

lmao.

Must have been a weed drought in your area.

I had a guy spot me, cross the street -didn't even look like he checked for traffic- his eyes were on me the whole time. He's like "Do you know where Herbs at?"

Me and my people always pronounce herb with a silent h so his pronunciation threw me off. I told him that I wasn't from around that area so I didn't know the stores because I thought he was looking for a store or pub called "Herb's."

And he's like "Noo, heeerrrrrrrb."

"Ooooooh. No."

lol...shit threw me for a loop cuz i was also thinking "damn they still call it trees out here??"

 

[Skeratch]

lol...shit threw me for a loop cuz i was also thinking "damn they still call it trees out here??"

lol, yeah, would've thrown me too.

 

[lord nemesis]

I was getting off from work close to 2:00AM one morning and as I was driving by my old Church/graveyard I swear I saw a man in a suit walking down the side of the road.

 

[Copper]

LMFAO.... T/S got a visit from Roscoe from Martin!...

strange thing... went to a professor's house to help her move her horses out so the barn stalls could get cleaned & then after we were done she fed us (myself one other dude from class and like 4 females) and served up some wine & shots... she was mad cool & then next thing you know, some truth or dare got it poppin and we took off the clothes in some dares (kept them off) and then had a minor orgy.. Yes professor included... she madeout w/dude right in front of us.

Never told anyone til now... no one would believe it since this lady was uber religious

yo whats a mini orgy?? lolz

i remember when I was a lil jit and I was lookin out the window of my crib and this was real late at night. All of a sudden I hear some guy yellin and the sound got louder as he was getting near so I see him just run by yellin. Im thinkin whats wrong with dude....then about 15 seconds later, I see like 4-5 niggas runnin after him with bats and chains and shit.

lmao the shit sounds like its off of a ice cube movie!!!

I was on a ferry with some friends and this mentally handicapped guy ran up, grabbed my hand, slobbered on it, and then ran away.

I was shell-shocked for about two minutes, and I think that is one of the only times where it would have been justified to hit a retard.

yo this one time I went to a movie with my pops about 2 years ago and this blind dude damn near felt me up in the dark , someone was holding his hand and let it go and he got lost and thought I was the person he came with and started fondling me my pops noticed and was starring at me like WTF?? I had no clue what to do ...i didnt want to be that dude that wigged out on a blind person!!.....come to think of it why was a blind person at the movies anyway

I was getting off from work close to 2:00AM one morning and as I was driving by my old Church/graveyard I swear I saw a man in a suit walking down the side of the road.

walking by Graveyards is the WOAT!!!

 

[MAKAVELI25]

yo whats a mini orgy?? lolz

lmao the shit sounds like its off of a ice cube movie!!!

yo this one time I went to a movie with my pops about 2 years ago and this blind dude damn near felt me up in the dark , someone was holding his hand and let it go and he got lost and thought I was the person he came with and started fondling me my pops noticed and was starring at me like WTF?? I had no clue what to do ...i didnt want to be that dude that wigged out on a blind person!!.....come to think of it why was a blind person at the movies anyway

walking by Graveyards is the WOAT!!!

Lmao @ you being molested in front of your dad.

 

[BiLLZ333]

Lmao @ you being molested in front of your dad.

hhhahahahahahahaa

 

[Copper]

Lmao @ you being molested in front of your dad.

he was looking at me like "son ....what the hell.......?" I just hit back with the "I dont know pops" look!!

 

[konceptjones]

Spring of 1993, on 7 mile when it was "the strip". Packed up from the Lodge all the way to the southfield fwy late friday and sat night.

out there one night, drunk as fuck, cars everywhere blastin music, everyone giggin it up in the street, niggas slappin broads asses when they roll by sittin in the window.

outta nowhere, a butt ass naked broad runs up on me, grinds on me, then turns around and plants a long ass kiss on me. Shit sobered me up quick as fuck. She was kinda cute, small framed body, tiny tits and a lil apple around back. She ran back to the car her and her girls were in and jumped into the back seat with one of her friends, who was topless at that point. By the time me and crew rushed the car, she was butt ass naked and the passenger in the front was strippin down as well. The driver took everything off except a lil red g-string. Shit only took a moment before dudes everywhere saw this shit and mobbed the car. Them broads ducked out down a sidestreet quick as hell.

 

[ibedamned]

One day at work in the bathroom and this grown ass man is staring at the mirro with his pants down around his ankles. I was kinda shook cuz it was a co worker i thought well of before then

 

[Max.]

i was the the gas station with a friend like 2 n the morning,,,,a bum askd me for change i gave him change...than this one eyed bum with like 3 yelow teeth...was like u got change?? i was like naw...he was like you owe me 50 cent!!!!!!!! i just stood there for a second...shit was random

 

[Will Munny]

Street lights continutally shut off when I walk or drive by them. It's fucked up.

 

[Oneblackrose2hi]

...when i worked downtown at this clothing store...old navy but we used to call it 'old slavery"...anyways i was on my lunch break and i went to popeye's...when i was leaving out with my food i noticed a bum running down the street...i figured he was being chased by the cops or sumn...so i move back to give dude running room...while running past me he snatched my food out of my hand and kept going...smh...

 

[Will Munny]

...when i worked downtown at this clothing store...old navy but we used to call it 'old slavery"...anyways i was on my lunch break and i went to popeye's...when i was leaving out with my food i noticed a bum running down the street...i figured he was being chased by the cops or sumn...so i move back to give dude running room...while running past me he snatched my food out of my hand and kept going...smh...

lol at you thinkin you were doin a good deed thinking there was honor among thieves.

 

[Oneblackrose2hi]

lol at you thinkin you were doin a good deed thinking there was honor among thieves.

..lmao!! same thing i thought, will...lookin back, i shouldve tripped his bum ass and let whoever catch him...